| 作曲 : 林生祥 | |
| 作词 : 钟永丰 | |
| 主持人： | |
| 主持人：各位乡亲，亦下我等介候选人已经来到现场。十年前佢事业有成，归来奉献家乡，佢毋系落叶但系决定归根。十年来佢从村长、代表会主席、农会理事长，一路从基层做起，建设地方。佢热心公益，学校项、庙项、安养院，只要有困难撖佢讲，十万，二十万，佢就按呐恬恬来行善。过有呐，地方项大大细细介事情：么该车祸灰毋正啦、公婆吵事、兄弟分家分毋平，一通电话敲去，就算三更半夜，发风落雨，佢有照常出动。各位乡亲，佢做到按呐，还要分人嫌，讲佢读书毋识，伫外背打彳亍混江湖。捱骂过佢，我讲兄弟，汝样会恁憨。佢怎呐撖我讲哇，佢讲，祥仔，毋怕介呀，我等要欢喜做，甘愿受。各位乡亲，汝等讲看嘛势，恁纯良介后生仔，系毋系值得大家来撖佢相惜，系毋系值得大家来撖佢牵成，汝等讲按呐着啊毋着啊？各位乡亲，亦下我等大家就来欢迎，做硬事，食硬饭，屙硬屎，滮直尿，打不还手，骂不还嘴，脚踏实地介本庄后生仔，登记第2号，阿钦！ | |
| 亦下我等来撖佢吁分佢当选，好冇？ | |
| 阿钦当选！阿钦当选！阿钦啊阿钦！当选呀当选！ | |
| 候选人： | |
| 乡亲父老，大家好 | |
| 阿钦来问候 | |
| 这摆选举十分十分激烈 | |
| 对方又来夹报又来放送 | |
| 一赖仔骂我乌道 | |
| 讲我呀归圆身刺龙刺凤 | |
| 我姆听到是一脚步有毋敢踏出去哟 | |
| 主持人：阿钦，衫撸起来分大家看，系毋系真是有刺龙刺凤！ | |
| 候选人：毋冇啊，会坏势呀，我介嫁仔会骂啊！ | |
| 主持人：毋怕，无要紧，男仔人，惊么该！撸起来，来，仃转来，分大家看嘛势，后背。汝等看哪势，有刺龙刺凤冇？雪白！一粒乌蝇屎有冇！ | |
| 候选人： | |
| 乡亲父老，真冤枉 | |
| 汝等有看么人选举选到按才过 | |
| 脱衫脱裤喂冇 | |
| 阿钦来请教 | |
| 庄项系有么人分我欺过 | |
| 请汝等大声讲出来，毋怕 | |
| 主持人：阿钦佢讲啊，系准得讲么人来举手，讲有欺侮过佢呀，佢马上退选！ | |
| 候选人： | |
| 真是，阿钦出外打拚有情有义 | |
| 家乡子弟就系阿钦结拜 | |
| 阿钦事业还做得 | |
| 归来奉献家乡 | |
| 出钱出力从来无计较 | |
| 争取预算建设地方 | |
| 阿钦行头前大声吁 | |
| 三更半夜系乡亲出事情电话犒来 | |
| 阿钦调解最煞猛信用最厚 | |
| 汝等讲着啊毋着啊？ | |
| 阿钦当选！阿钦当选！阿钦啊阿钦！当选呀当选！ | |
| 候选人： | |
| 乡亲父老，佢等又骂 | |
| 么该阿钦学历低 | |
| 无资格做汝等乡长 | |
| 读毋识书阿钦毋敢毋承认 | |
| 但系我问大家 | |
| 本庄出恁多博士恁多硕士 | |
| 又有么人甘愿留下来 | |
| 为大家来服务呢？ | |
| 阿钦读书毋多 | |
| 政见毋敢乱写 | |
| 地方事本成就大家事 | |
| 阿钦欢迎大家指点 | |
| 乡亲有认同，撖阿钦讲 | |
| 阿钦这摆系来顺利当选 | |
| 就来做大家介长工 | |
| 撖大家来冲冲冲 | |
| 按呐好冇！ | |
| 阿钦当选！阿钦当选！阿钦阿钦！当选当选！ | |
| 主持人：各位乡亲，天光日就系投票日，拜托所有介乡亲撖所有介选票，来共下来支持捱等本庄纯良介后生仔阿钦，拜托！拜托！ | |
| 散场评论： | |
| 妇女一：喂，妇女家，看去鸟钦气势毋会差，怕会着哦！ | |
| 妇女二：听说本钱已经扡下去矣， | |
| 妇女一：那1号一礼拜前炮弹就落下去矣！ | |
| 妇女二：屌佢多，谁人着有相同，田要耕，菜要种，排篙要戢。 | |
| 妇女一：来归，天光日要种菜，还是自家的镬锣正有饭好添。 | |
| 造字注：第三段第三行的“仃”，其部首应为“辶”。 | |
| （普译） | |
| 主持人：各位乡亲，现在我们的候选人已经来到现场。十年前他事业有成，回来奉献家乡，他不是落叶但是决定归根。十年来他从村长、代表会主席、农会理事长，一路从基层做起，建设地方。他热心公益，学校、庙里、安养院，只要有困难跟他讲，十万，二十万，他就这样默默行善。过有，地方上大大小小的事情：什么车祸谈不拢、夫妻吵架、兄弟分家分不平，一通电话打去，就算三更半夜，刮风下雨，他都照常出动。各位乡亲，他做到这样，还要给人嫌，说他书读不通，在外面流浪混江湖。我骂过他，我说兄弟，你怎会这么傻。他怎么跟我说的呢，他说，祥仔，不要紧呀，我们要欢喜做，甘愿受。各位乡亲，你们评评理，这么纯良的年轻人，是不是值得大家来相惜，是不是值得大家来牵成，你们说对不对啊？各位乡亲，现在我们大家就来欢迎，做硬事，吃硬饭，屙硬屎，滮直尿，打不还手，骂不还嘴，脚踏实地的本庄年轻人，登记第2号，阿钦！ | |
| 现在我们来喊给他当选，好不好？ | |
| 阿钦啊当选！阿钦啊当选！阿钦啊阿钦！当选啊当选！ | |
| 候选人： | |
| 乡亲父老，大家好 | |
| 阿钦来问候 | |
| 这次选举十分十分激烈 | |
| 对方又来夹报又来放送 | |
| 到处骂我黑道 | |
| 讲我呀全身刺龙刺凤 | |
| 我妈听到是一脚步都不敢踏出去哟 | |
| 主持人：阿钦，衣服掀起来给大家看，是不是真有刺龙刺凤！ | |
| 候选人：不要啊，我会不好意思呀，我老婆会骂啊！ | |
| 主持人：别怕，不要紧，男子汉，怕计么！掀起来，来，转转来，给大家看看，后面。你们看看，有刺龙刺凤吗？雪白！一粒苍蝇屎都没有！ | |
| 候选人： | |
| 乡亲父老，真冤枉 | |
| 你们有看过谁选举选到这么可怜 | |
| 脱衣脱裤的吗 | |
| 阿钦来请教 | |
| 村里若有谁给我欺侮过 | |
| 请你们大声讲出来，没关系 | |
| 主持人：阿钦他说呀，若是有人来举手，说有被他欺侮过的，他马上退选！ | |
| 候选人： | |
| 真的，阿钦出外打拚有情有义 | |
| 家乡子弟就是阿钦结拜 | |
| 阿钦事业还还可以 | |
| 回来奉献家乡 | |
| 出钱出力从来不计较 | |
| 争取预算建设地方 | |
| 阿钦走前头大声喊 | |
| 三更半夜若乡亲出事情电话敲来 | |
| 阿钦调解最勤奋信用最厚 | |
| 你们说对不对啊 | |
| 阿钦啊当选！阿钦啊当选！阿钦啊阿钦！当选啊当选！ | |
| 候选人： | |
| 乡亲父老，他们又骂 | |
| 什么阿钦学历低 | |
| 没资格当你们乡长 | |
| 读不识书阿钦不敢不承认 | |
| 但是我问大家 | |
| 本村出这么多博士这么多硕士 | |
| 又有谁人甘愿留下来 | |
| 为大家来服务呢 | |
| 阿钦读书不多 | |
| 政见不敢乱写 | |
| 地方事本来就大家事 | |
| 阿钦欢迎大家指点 | |
| 乡亲有认同，跟阿钦讲 | |
| 阿钦这次若顺利当选 | |
| 就来做大家的长工 | |
| 跟大家来冲冲冲 | |
| 这样好吗 | |
| 阿钦当选！阿钦当选！阿钦阿钦！当选当选！ | |
| 主持人：各位乡亲，明天就是投票日，拜托所有的乡亲把所有的选票，来一起来支持我们本村纯良的年轻人阿钦，拜托！拜托！ | |
| 散场评论： | |
| 妇女一：喂，妇女家，看来鸟钦气势不错，可能会中。 | |
| 妇女二：听说本钱已经洒下去了。 | |
| 妇女一：那1号一礼拜前炮弹就落下去了！ | |
| 妇女二：管这么多，谁中都相同，田要耕，菜要种，船篙要撑。 | |
| 妇女一：回家吧！明天要种菜，还是自家的锅子里才有饭好添。 |
| zuo qu : lin sheng xiang | |
| zuo ci : zhong yong feng | |
| zhu chi ren: | |
| zhu chi ren: ge wei xiang qin, yi xia wo deng jie hou xuan ren yi jing lai dao xian chang. shi nian qian qu shi ye you cheng, gui lai feng xian jia xiang, qu wu xi luo ye dan xi jue ding gui gen. shi nian lai qu cong cun zhang dai biao hui zhu xi nong hui li shi zhang, yi lu cong ji ceng zuo qi, jian she di fang. qu re xin gong yi, xue xiao xiang miao xiang an yang yuan, zhi yao you kun nan han qu jiang, shi wan, er shi wan, qu jiu an na tian tian lai xing shan. guo you na, di fang xiang da da xi xi jie shi qing: me gai che huo hui wu zheng la gong po chao shi xiong di fen jia fen wu ping, yi tong dian hua qiao qu, jiu suan san geng ban ye, fa feng luo yu, qu you zhao chang chu dong. ge wei xiang qin, qu zuo dao an na, hai yao fen ren xian, jiang qu du shu wu shi, zhu wai bei da chi chu hun jiang hu. ai ma guo qu, wo jiang xiong di, ru yang hui nen han. qu zen na han wo jiang wa, qu jiang, xiang zi, wu pa jie ya, wo deng yao huan xi zuo, gan yuan shou. ge wei xiang qin, ru deng jiang kan ma shi, nen chun liang jie hou sheng zi, xi wu xi zhi de da jia lai han qu xiang xi, xi wu xi zhi de da jia lai han qu qian cheng, ru deng jiang an na zhe a wu zhe a? ge wei xiang qin, yi xia wo deng da jia jiu lai huan ying, zuo ying shi, shi ying fan, e ying shi, biao zhi niao, da bu huan shou, ma bu huan zui, jiao ta shi di jie ben zhuang hou sheng zi, deng ji di 2 hao, a qin! | |
| yi xia wo deng lai han qu xu fen qu dang xuan, hao mao? | |
| a qin dang xuan! a qin dang xuan! a qin a a qin! dang xuan ya dang xuan! | |
| hou xuan ren: | |
| xiang qin fu lao, da jia hao | |
| a qin lai wen hou | |
| zhe bai xuan ju shi fen shi fen ji lie | |
| dui fang you lai jia bao you lai fang song | |
| yi lai zi ma wo wu dao | |
| jiang wo ya gui yuan shen ci long ci feng | |
| wo mu ting dao shi yi jiao bu you wu gan ta chu qu yo | |
| zhu chi ren: a qin, shan lu qi lai fen da jia kan, xi wu xi zhen shi you ci long ci feng! | |
| hou xuan ren: wu mao a, hui huai shi ya, wo jie jia zi hui ma a! | |
| zhu chi ren: wu pa, wu yao jin, nan zi ren, jing me gai! lu qi lai, lai, ding zhuan lai, fen da jia kan ma shi, hou bei. ru deng kan na shi, you ci long ci feng mao? xue bai! yi li wu ying shi you mao! | |
| hou xuan ren: | |
| xiang qin fu lao, zhen yuan wang | |
| ru deng you kan me ren xuan ju xuan dao an cai guo | |
| tuo shan tuo ku wei mao | |
| a qin lai qing jiao | |
| zhuang xiang xi you me ren fen wo qi guo | |
| qing ru deng da sheng jiang chu lai, wu pa | |
| zhu chi ren: a qin qu jiang a, xi zhun de jiang me ren lai ju shou, jiang you qi wu guo qu ya, qu ma shang tui xuan! | |
| hou xuan ren: | |
| zhen shi, a qin chu wai da pan you qing you yi | |
| jia xiang zi di jiu xi a qin jie bai | |
| a qin shi ye hai zuo de | |
| gui lai feng xian jia xiang | |
| chu qian chu li cong lai wu ji jiao | |
| zheng qu yu suan jian she di fang | |
| a qin xing tou qian da sheng xu | |
| san geng ban ye xi xiang qin chu shi qing dian hua kao lai | |
| a qin tiao jie zui sha meng xin yong zui hou | |
| ru deng jiang zhe a wu zhe a? | |
| a qin dang xuan! a qin dang xuan! a qin a a qin! dang xuan ya dang xuan! | |
| hou xuan ren: | |
| xiang qin fu lao, qu deng you ma | |
| me gai a qin xue li di | |
| wu zi ge zuo ru deng xiang chang | |
| du wu shi shu a qin wu gan wu cheng ren | |
| dan xi wo wen da jia | |
| ben zhuang chu nen duo bo shi nen duo shuo shi | |
| you you me ren gan yuan liu xia lai | |
| wei da jia lai fu wu ne? | |
| a qin du shu wu duo | |
| zheng jian wu gan luan xie | |
| di fang shi ben cheng jiu da jia shi | |
| a qin huan ying da jia zhi dian | |
| xiang qin you ren tong, han a qin jiang | |
| a qin zhe bai xi lai shun li dang xuan | |
| jiu lai zuo da jia jie chang gong | |
| han da jia lai chong chong chong | |
| an na hao mao! | |
| a qin dang xuan! a qin dang xuan! a qin a qin! dang xuan dang xuan! | |
| zhu chi ren: ge wei xiang qin, tian guang ri jiu xi tou piao ri, bai tuo suo you jie xiang qin han suo you jie xuan piao, lai gong xia lai zhi chi ai deng ben zhuang chun liang jie hou sheng zi a qin, bai tuo! bai tuo! | |
| san chang ping lun: | |
| fu nv yi: wei, fu nv jia, kan qu niao qin qi shi wu hui cha, pa hui zhe o! | |
| fu nv er: ting shuo ben qian yi jing tuo xia qu yi, | |
| fu nv yi: na 1 hao yi li bai qian pao dan jiu la xia qu yi! | |
| fu nv er: diao qu duo, shui ren zhe you xiang tong, tian yao geng, cai yao zhong, pai gao yao ji. | |
| fu nv yi: lai gui, tian guang ri yao zhong cai, hai shi zi jia de huo luo zheng you fan hao tian. | |
| zao zi zhu: di san duan di san xing de" ding", qi bu shou ying wei" chuo". | |
| pu yi | |
| zhu chi ren: ge wei xiang qin, xian zai wo men de hou xuan ren yi jing lai dao xian chang. shi nian qian ta shi ye you cheng, hui lai feng xian jia xiang, ta bu shi luo ye dan shi jue ding gui gen. shi nian lai ta cong cun zhang dai biao hui zhu xi nong hui li shi zhang, yi lu cong ji ceng zuo qi, jian she di fang. ta re xin gong yi, xue xiao miao li an yang yuan, zhi yao you kun nan gen ta jiang, shi wan, er shi wan, ta jiu zhe yang mo mo xing shan. guo you, di fang shang da da xiao xiao de shi qing: shen me che huo tan bu long fu qi chao jia xiong di fen jia fen bu ping, yi tong dian hua da qu, jiu suan san geng ban ye, gua feng xia yu, ta dou zhao chang chu dong. ge wei xiang qin, ta zuo dao zhe yang, hai yao gei ren xian, shuo ta shu du bu tong, zai wai mian liu lang hun jiang hu. wo ma guo ta, wo shuo xiong di, ni zen hui zhe me sha. ta zen me gen wo shuo de ne, ta shuo, xiang zi, bu yao jin ya, wo men yao huan xi zuo, gan yuan shou. ge wei xiang qin, ni men ping ping li, zhe me chun liang de nian qing ren, shi bu shi zhi de da jia lai xiang xi, shi bu shi zhi de da jia lai qian cheng, ni men shuo dui bu dui a? ge wei xiang qin, xian zai wo men da jia jiu lai huan ying, zuo ying shi, chi ying fan, e ying shi, biao zhi niao, da bu huan shou, ma bu huan zui, jiao ta shi di de ben zhuang nian qing ren, deng ji di 2 hao, a qin! | |
| xian zai wo men lai han gei ta dang xuan, hao bu hao? | |
| a qin a dang xuan! a qin a dang xuan! a qin a a qin! dang xuan a dang xuan! | |
| hou xuan ren: | |
| xiang qin fu lao, da jia hao | |
| a qin lai wen hou | |
| zhe ci xuan ju shi fen shi fen ji lie | |
| dui fang you lai jia bao you lai fang song | |
| dao chu ma wo hei dao | |
| jiang wo ya quan shen ci long ci feng | |
| wo ma ting dao shi yi jiao bu dou bu gan ta chu qu yo | |
| zhu chi ren: a qin, yi fu xian qi lai gei da jia kan, shi bu shi zhen you ci long ci feng! | |
| hou xuan ren: bu yao a, wo hui bu hao yi si ya, wo lao po hui ma a! | |
| zhu chi ren: bie pa, bu yao jin, nan zi han, pa ji me! xian qi lai, lai, zhuan zhuan lai, gei da jia kan kan, hou mian. ni men kan kan, you ci long ci feng ma? xue bai! yi li cang ying shi dou mei you! | |
| hou xuan ren: | |
| xiang qin fu lao, zhen yuan wang | |
| ni men you kan guo shui xuan ju xuan dao zhe me ke lian | |
| tuo yi tuo ku de ma | |
| a qin lai qing jiao | |
| cun li ruo you shui gei wo qi wu guo | |
| qing ni men da sheng jiang chu lai, mei guan xi | |
| zhu chi ren: a qin ta shuo ya, ruo shi you ren lai ju shou, shuo you bei ta qi wu guo de, ta ma shang tui xuan! | |
| hou xuan ren: | |
| zhen de, a qin chu wai da pan you qing you yi | |
| jia xiang zi di jiu shi a qin jie bai | |
| a qin shi ye hai hai ke yi | |
| hui lai feng xian jia xiang | |
| chu qian chu li cong lai bu ji jiao | |
| zheng qu yu suan jian she di fang | |
| a qin zou qian tou da sheng han | |
| san geng ban ye ruo xiang qin chu shi qing dian hua qiao lai | |
| a qin tiao jie zui qin fen xin yong zui hou | |
| ni men shuo dui bu dui a | |
| a qin a dang xuan! a qin a dang xuan! a qin a a qin! dang xuan a dang xuan! | |
| hou xuan ren: | |
| xiang qin fu lao, ta men you ma | |
| shen me a qin xue li di | |
| mei zi ge dang ni men xiang chang | |
| du bu shi shu a qin bu gan bu cheng ren | |
| dan shi wo wen da jia | |
| ben cun chu zhe me duo bo shi zhe me duo shuo shi | |
| you you shui ren gan yuan liu xia lai | |
| wei da jia lai fu wu ne | |
| a qin du shu bu duo | |
| zheng jian bu gan luan xie | |
| di fang shi ben lai jiu da jia shi | |
| a qin huan ying da jia zhi dian | |
| xiang qin you ren tong, gen a qin jiang | |
| a qin zhe ci ruo shun li dang xuan | |
| jiu lai zuo da jia de chang gong | |
| gen da jia lai chong chong chong | |
| zhe yang hao ma | |
| a qin dang xuan! a qin dang xuan! a qin a qin! dang xuan dang xuan! | |
| zhu chi ren: ge wei xiang qin, ming tian jiu shi tou piao ri, bai tuo suo you de xiang qin ba suo you de xuan piao, lai yi qi lai zhi chi wo men ben cun chun liang de nian qing ren a qin, bai tuo! bai tuo! | |
| san chang ping lun: | |
| fu nv yi: wei, fu nv jia, kan lai niao qin qi shi bu cuo, ke neng hui zhong. | |
| fu nv er: ting shuo ben qian yi jing sa xia qu le. | |
| fu nv yi: na 1 hao yi li bai qian pao dan jiu la xia qu le! | |
| fu nv er: guan zhe me duo, shui zhong dou xiang tong, tian yao geng, cai yao zhong, chuan gao yao cheng. | |
| fu nv yi: hui jia ba! ming tian yao zhong cai, hai shi zi jia de guo zi li cai you fan hao tian. |
| zuò qǔ : lín shēng xiáng | |
| zuò cí : zhōng yǒng fēng | |
| zhǔ chí rén: | |
| zhǔ chí rén: gè wèi xiāng qīn, yì xià wǒ děng jiè hòu xuǎn rén yǐ jīng lái dào xiàn chǎng. shí nián qián qú shì yè yǒu chéng, guī lái fèng xiàn jiā xiāng, qú wú xì luò yè dàn xì jué dìng guī gēn. shí nián lái qú cóng cūn zhǎng dài biǎo huì zhǔ xí nóng huì lǐ shì zhǎng, yí lù cóng jī céng zuò qǐ, jiàn shè dì fāng. qú rè xīn gōng yì, xué xiào xiàng miào xiàng ān yǎng yuàn, zhǐ yào yǒu kùn nán hàn qú jiǎng, shí wàn, èr shí wàn, qú jiù àn nà tián tián lái xíng shàn. guò yǒu nà, dì fāng xiàng dà dà xì xì jiè shì qíng: me gāi chē huò huī wú zhèng la gōng pó chǎo shì xiōng dì fēn jiā fēn wú píng, yī tòng diàn huà qiāo qù, jiù suàn sān gēng bàn yè, fā fēng luò yǔ, qú yǒu zhào cháng chū dòng. gè wèi xiāng qīn, qú zuò dào àn nà, hái yào fēn rén xián, jiǎng qú dú shū wú shí, zhù wài bèi dǎ chì chù hùn jiāng hú. ái mà guò qú, wǒ jiǎng xiōng dì, rǔ yàng huì nèn hān. qú zěn nà hàn wǒ jiǎng wa, qú jiǎng, xiáng zǐ, wú pà jiè ya, wǒ děng yào huān xǐ zuò, gān yuàn shòu. gè wèi xiāng qīn, rǔ děng jiǎng kàn ma shì, nèn chún liáng jiè hòu shēng zǐ, xì wú xì zhí de dà jiā lái hàn qú xiāng xī, xì wú xì zhí de dà jiā lái hàn qú qiān chéng, rǔ děng jiǎng àn nà zhe a wú zhe a? gè wèi xiāng qīn, yì xià wǒ děng dà jiā jiù lái huān yíng, zuò yìng shì, shí yìng fàn, ē yìng shǐ, biāo zhí niào, dǎ bù huán shǒu, mà bù huán zuǐ, jiǎo tā shi dì jiè běn zhuāng hòu shēng zǐ, dēng jì dì 2 hào, ā qīn! | |
| yì xià wǒ děng lái hàn qú xū fēn qú dāng xuǎn, hǎo mǎo? | |
| ā qīn dāng xuǎn! ā qīn dāng xuǎn! ā qīn a ā qīn! dāng xuǎn ya dāng xuǎn! | |
| hòu xuǎn rén: | |
| xiāng qīn fù lǎo, dà jiā hǎo | |
| ā qīn lái wèn hòu | |
| zhè bǎi xuǎn jǔ shí fēn shí fēn jī liè | |
| duì fāng yòu lái jiā bào yòu lái fàng sòng | |
| yī lài zǐ mà wǒ wū dào | |
| jiǎng wǒ ya guī yuán shēn cì lóng cì fèng | |
| wǒ mǔ tīng dào shì yī jiǎo bù yǒu wú gǎn tà chū qù yō | |
| zhǔ chí rén: ā qīn, shān lū qǐ lái fēn dà jiā kàn, xì wú xì zhēn shì yǒu cì lóng cì fèng! | |
| hòu xuǎn rén: wú mǎo a, huì huài shì ya, wǒ jiè jià zǐ huì mà a! | |
| zhǔ chí rén: wú pà, wú yào jǐn, nán zǐ rén, jīng me gāi! lū qǐ lái, lái, dīng zhuàn lái, fēn dà jiā kàn ma shì, hòu bèi. rǔ děng kàn nǎ shì, yǒu cì lóng cì fèng mǎo? xuě bái! yī lì wū yíng shǐ yǒu mǎo! | |
| hòu xuǎn rén: | |
| xiāng qīn fù lǎo, zhēn yuān wǎng | |
| rǔ děng yǒu kàn me rén xuǎn jǔ xuǎn dào àn cái guò | |
| tuō shān tuō kù wèi mǎo | |
| ā qīn lái qǐng jiào | |
| zhuāng xiàng xì yǒu me rén fēn wǒ qī guò | |
| qǐng rǔ děng dà shēng jiǎng chū lái, wú pà | |
| zhǔ chí rén: ā qīn qú jiǎng a, xì zhǔn dé jiǎng me rén lái jǔ shǒu, jiǎng yǒu qī wǔ guò qú ya, qú mǎ shàng tuì xuǎn! | |
| hòu xuǎn rén: | |
| zhēn shì, ā qīn chū wài dǎ pàn yǒu qíng yǒu yì | |
| jiā xiāng zǐ dì jiù xì ā qīn jié bài | |
| ā qīn shì yè hái zuò dé | |
| guī lái fèng xiàn jiā xiāng | |
| chū qián chū lì cóng lái wú jì jiào | |
| zhēng qǔ yù suàn jiàn shè dì fāng | |
| ā qīn xíng tou qián dà shēng xū | |
| sān gēng bàn yè xì xiāng qīn chū shì qíng diàn huà kào lái | |
| ā qīn tiáo jiě zuì shā měng xìn yòng zuì hòu | |
| rǔ děng jiǎng zhe a wú zhe a? | |
| ā qīn dāng xuǎn! ā qīn dāng xuǎn! ā qīn a ā qīn! dāng xuǎn ya dāng xuǎn! | |
| hòu xuǎn rén: | |
| xiāng qīn fù lǎo, qú děng yòu mà | |
| me gāi ā qīn xué lì dī | |
| wú zī gé zuò rǔ děng xiāng cháng | |
| dú wú shí shū ā qīn wú gǎn wú chéng rèn | |
| dàn xì wǒ wèn dà jiā | |
| běn zhuāng chū nèn duō bó shì nèn duō shuò shì | |
| yòu yǒu me rén gān yuàn liú xià lái | |
| wèi dà jiā lái fú wù ne? | |
| ā qīn dú shū wú duō | |
| zhèng jiàn wú gǎn luàn xiě | |
| dì fāng shì běn chéng jiù dà jiā shì | |
| ā qīn huān yíng dà jiā zhǐ diǎn | |
| xiāng qīn yǒu rèn tóng, hàn ā qīn jiǎng | |
| ā qīn zhè bǎi xì lái shùn lì dāng xuǎn | |
| jiù lái zuò dà jiā jiè cháng gōng | |
| hàn dà jiā lái chōng chōng chōng | |
| àn nà hǎo mǎo! | |
| ā qīn dāng xuǎn! ā qīn dāng xuǎn! ā qīn ā qīn! dāng xuǎn dāng xuǎn! | |
| zhǔ chí rén: gè wèi xiāng qīn, tiān guāng rì jiù xì tóu piào rì, bài tuō suǒ yǒu jiè xiāng qīn hàn suǒ yǒu jiè xuǎn piào, lái gòng xià lái zhī chí ái děng běn zhuāng chún liáng jiè hòu shēng zǐ ā qīn, bài tuō! bài tuō! | |
| sàn chǎng píng lùn: | |
| fù nǚ yī: wèi, fù nǚ jiā, kàn qù niǎo qīn qì shì wú huì chà, pà huì zhe ó! | |
| fù nǚ èr: tīng shuō běn qián yǐ jīng tuō xià qù yǐ, | |
| fù nǚ yī: nà 1 hào yī lǐ bài qián pào dàn jiù là xià qù yǐ! | |
| fù nǚ èr: diǎo qú duō, shuí rén zhe yǒu xiāng tóng, tián yào gēng, cài yào zhǒng, pái gāo yào jí. | |
| fù nǚ yī: lái guī, tiān guāng rì yào zhòng cài, hái shì zì jiā de huò luó zhèng yǒu fàn hǎo tiān. | |
| zào zì zhù: dì sān duàn dì sān xíng de" dīng", qí bù shǒu yīng wèi" chuò". | |
| pǔ yì | |
| zhǔ chí rén: gè wèi xiāng qīn, xiàn zài wǒ men de hòu xuǎn rén yǐ jīng lái dào xiàn chǎng. shí nián qián tā shì yè yǒu chéng, huí lái fèng xiàn jiā xiāng, tā bú shì luò yè dàn shì jué dìng guī gēn. shí nián lái tā cóng cūn zhǎng dài biǎo huì zhǔ xí nóng huì lǐ shì zhǎng, yí lù cóng jī céng zuò qǐ, jiàn shè dì fāng. tā rè xīn gōng yì, xué xiào miào lǐ ān yǎng yuàn, zhǐ yào yǒu kùn nán gēn tā jiǎng, shí wàn, èr shí wàn, tā jiù zhè yàng mò mò xíng shàn. guò yǒu, dì fāng shàng dà dà xiǎo xiǎo de shì qíng: shén me chē huò tán bù lǒng fū qī chǎo jià xiōng dì fēn jiā fēn bù píng, yī tòng diàn huà dǎ qù, jiù suàn sān gēng bàn yè, guā fēng xià yǔ, tā dōu zhào cháng chū dòng. gè wèi xiāng qīn, tā zuò dào zhè yàng, hái yào gěi rén xián, shuō tā shū dú bù tōng, zài wài miàn liú làng hùn jiāng hú. wǒ mà guò tā, wǒ shuō xiōng dì, nǐ zěn huì zhè me shǎ. tā zěn me gēn wǒ shuō de ne, tā shuō, xiáng zǐ, bú yào jǐn ya, wǒ men yào huān xǐ zuò, gān yuàn shòu. gè wèi xiāng qīn, nǐ men píng píng lǐ, zhè me chún liáng de nián qīng rén, shì bú shì zhí de dà jiā lái xiāng xī, shì bú shì zhí de dà jiā lái qiān chéng, nǐ men shuō duì bú duì a? gè wèi xiāng qīn, xiàn zài wǒ men dà jiā jiù lái huān yíng, zuò yìng shì, chī yìng fàn, ē yìng shǐ, biāo zhí niào, dǎ bù huán shǒu, mà bù huán zuǐ, jiǎo tā shi dì de běn zhuāng nián qīng rén, dēng jì dì 2 hào, ā qīn! | |
| xiàn zài wǒ men lái hǎn gěi tā dāng xuǎn, hǎo bù hǎo? | |
| ā qīn a dāng xuǎn! ā qīn a dāng xuǎn! ā qīn a ā qīn! dāng xuǎn a dāng xuǎn! | |
| hòu xuǎn rén: | |
| xiāng qīn fù lǎo, dà jiā hǎo | |
| ā qīn lái wèn hòu | |
| zhè cì xuǎn jǔ shí fēn shí fēn jī liè | |
| duì fāng yòu lái jiā bào yòu lái fàng sòng | |
| dào chù mà wǒ hēi dào | |
| jiǎng wǒ ya quán shēn cì lóng cì fèng | |
| wǒ mā tīng dào shì yī jiǎo bù dōu bù gǎn tà chū qù yō | |
| zhǔ chí rén: ā qīn, yī fú xiān qǐ lái gěi dà jiā kàn, shì bú shì zhēn yǒu cì lóng cì fèng! | |
| hòu xuǎn rén: bú yào a, wǒ huì bù hǎo yì sī ya, wǒ lǎo pó huì mà a! | |
| zhǔ chí rén: bié pà, bú yào jǐn, nán zǐ hàn, pà jì me! xiān qǐ lái, lái, zhuǎn zhuàn lái, gěi dà jiā kàn kàn, hòu miàn. nǐ men kàn kàn, yǒu cì lóng cì fèng ma? xuě bái! yī lì cāng yíng shǐ dōu méi yǒu! | |
| hòu xuǎn rén: | |
| xiāng qīn fù lǎo, zhēn yuān wǎng | |
| nǐ men yǒu kàn guò shuí xuǎn jǔ xuǎn dào zhè me kě lián | |
| tuō yī tuō kù de ma | |
| ā qīn lái qǐng jiào | |
| cūn lǐ ruò yǒu shuí gěi wǒ qī wǔ guò | |
| qǐng nǐ men dà shēng jiǎng chū lái, méi guān xì | |
| zhǔ chí rén: ā qīn tā shuō ya, ruò shì yǒu rén lái jǔ shǒu, shuō yǒu bèi tā qī wǔ guò de, tā mǎ shàng tuì xuǎn! | |
| hòu xuǎn rén: | |
| zhēn de, ā qīn chū wài dǎ pàn yǒu qíng yǒu yì | |
| jiā xiāng zǐ dì jiù shì ā qīn jié bài | |
| ā qīn shì yè hái hái kě yǐ | |
| huí lái fèng xiàn jiā xiāng | |
| chū qián chū lì cóng lái bù jì jiào | |
| zhēng qǔ yù suàn jiàn shè dì fāng | |
| ā qīn zǒu qián tou dà shēng hǎn | |
| sān gēng bàn yè ruò xiāng qīn chū shì qíng diàn huà qiāo lái | |
| ā qīn tiáo jiě zuì qín fèn xìn yòng zuì hòu | |
| nǐ men shuō duì bú duì a | |
| ā qīn a dāng xuǎn! ā qīn a dāng xuǎn! ā qīn a ā qīn! dāng xuǎn a dāng xuǎn! | |
| hòu xuǎn rén: | |
| xiāng qīn fù lǎo, tā men yòu mà | |
| shén me ā qīn xué lì dī | |
| méi zī gé dāng nǐ men xiāng cháng | |
| dú bù shí shū ā qīn bù gǎn bù chéng rèn | |
| dàn shì wǒ wèn dà jiā | |
| běn cūn chū zhè me duō bó shì zhè me duō shuò shì | |
| yòu yǒu shuí rén gān yuàn liú xià lái | |
| wèi dà jiā lái fú wù ne | |
| ā qīn dú shū bù duō | |
| zhèng jiàn bù gǎn luàn xiě | |
| dì fāng shì běn lái jiù dà jiā shì | |
| ā qīn huān yíng dà jiā zhǐ diǎn | |
| xiāng qīn yǒu rèn tóng, gēn ā qīn jiǎng | |
| ā qīn zhè cì ruò shùn lì dāng xuǎn | |
| jiù lái zuò dà jiā de cháng gōng | |
| gēn dà jiā lái chōng chōng chōng | |
| zhè yàng hǎo ma | |
| ā qīn dāng xuǎn! ā qīn dāng xuǎn! ā qīn ā qīn! dāng xuǎn dāng xuǎn! | |
| zhǔ chí rén: gè wèi xiāng qīn, míng tiān jiù shì tóu piào rì, bài tuō suǒ yǒu de xiāng qīn bǎ suǒ yǒu de xuǎn piào, lái yì qǐ lái zhī chí wǒ men běn cūn chún liáng de nián qīng rén ā qīn, bài tuō! bài tuō! | |
| sàn chǎng píng lùn: | |
| fù nǚ yī: wèi, fù nǚ jiā, kàn lái niǎo qīn qì shì bù cuò, kě néng huì zhōng. | |
| fù nǚ èr: tīng shuō běn qián yǐ jīng sǎ xià qù le. | |
| fù nǚ yī: nà 1 hào yī lǐ bài qián pào dàn jiù là xià qù le! | |
| fù nǚ èr: guǎn zhè me duō, shuí zhōng dōu xiāng tóng, tián yào gēng, cài yào zhǒng, chuán gāo yào chēng. | |
| fù nǚ yī: huí jiā ba! míng tiān yào zhòng cài, hái shì zì jiā de guō zi lǐ cái yǒu fàn hǎo tiān. |
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