The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage (Explicit Version) - Explicit Version

The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage (Explicit Version) - Explicit Version Lyrics

Song The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage (Explicit Version) - Explicit Version
Artist Tenacious D
Album Rize Of The Fenix
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[00:14.12] This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage
[00:20.94] Nothin'' could stop him when Jables and Rage hit the stage
[00:28.11] And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and went to make movies
[00:35.17] Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams
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[00:41.84] And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
[00:49.00] He bellowed and said he''d be nothing without help from Kage
[00:55.80] He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doin'' mushrooms
[01:02.63] F*ck him! I don''t need no Hollywood Jack, anyway
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[01:10.23] So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
[01:17.23] And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below
[01:23.65] Yes the Rage Kage bubbled with rage
[01:28.25] He looked at the ground and he looked on the stage
[01:31.63] The lava was flowin'' and broilin'' inside the old Kage
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[01:38.43] As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him
[01:45.06] He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door
[01:51.84] He''d make millions and then he''d go out and he''d make even more millions
[01:58.63] He''d screen KG''s calls and snort coke off the ass of a whore
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[02:06.64] No one respected him, they just rejected him
[02:10.17] No one would represent Kage
[02:13.53] Left on the streets of his dreams he would cry
[02:16.83] And he''d rage, for the stage
[02:21.45] Ahahaaa
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[02:50.47] Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble
[02:57.19] They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane
[03:04.28] So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jet plane
[03:07.86] And flew all that night through the rain
[03:11.52] To be with his friend, to see what remained of his brain
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[03:18.50] Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors, "You''ve got to retrieve him
[03:25.18] You''ve got the technology, use the techniques of your trade"
[03:31.81] He grabbed the lapels and he screamed, "By God, you must save him!
[03:38.71] Because Rage Kage and I, can''t you see that we''re one and the same?"
[03:44.80] Aaaah!
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[03:47.81] Rage Kage
[03:48.59] Oh, Rage Kage
[03:49.97] There be magic inside that old name
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[03:53.46] And you know
[03:54.97] That you know
[03:56.53] When you''re going completely insane
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[04:00.28] Ah, the Rage Kage
[04:02.14] Ah, the Rage Kage
[04:03.86] Oh, the lion will roar once again
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[04:07.37] And you know
[04:08.82] Yes, you know
[04:10.59] When you''re going completely insane
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[04:20.54] Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
[04:26.91] Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
[04:33.43] Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
[04:40.38] Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
[04:46.88] Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
[04:53.10] Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage will ride once again
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The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage (Explicit Version) - Explicit Version Lyrics
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