[00:14.12]This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage
[00:20.94]Nothin'' could stop him when Jables and Rage hit the stage
[00:28.11]And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and went to make movies
[00:35.17]Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams
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[00:41.84]And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
[00:49.00]He bellowed and said he''d be nothing without help from Kage
[00:55.80]He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doin'' mushrooms
[01:02.63]F*ck him! I don''t need no Hollywood Jack, anyway
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[01:10.23]So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
[01:17.23]And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below
[01:23.65]Yes the Rage Kage bubbled with rage
[01:28.25]He looked at the ground and he looked on the stage
[01:31.63]The lava was flowin'' and broilin'' inside the old Kage
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[01:38.43]As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him
[01:45.06]He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door
[01:51.84]He''d make millions and then he''d go out and he''d make even more millions
[01:58.63]He''d screen KG''s calls and snort coke off the ass of a whore
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[02:06.64]No one respected him, they just rejected him
[02:10.17]No one would represent Kage
[02:13.53]Left on the streets of his dreams he would cry
[02:16.83]And he''d rage, for the stage
[02:21.45]Ahahaaa
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[02:50.47]Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble
[02:57.19]They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane
[03:04.28]So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jet plane
[03:07.86]And flew all that night through the rain
[03:11.52]To be with his friend, to see what remained of his brain
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[03:18.50]Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors, "You''ve got to retrieve him
[03:25.18]You''ve got the technology, use the techniques of your trade"
[03:31.81]He grabbed the lapels and he screamed, "By God, you must save him!
[03:38.71]Because Rage Kage and I, can''t you see that we''re one and the same?"
[03:44.80]Aaaah!
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[03:47.81]Rage Kage
[03:48.59]Oh, Rage Kage
[03:49.97]There be magic inside that old name
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[03:53.46]And you know
[03:54.97]That you know
[03:56.53]When you''re going completely insane
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[04:00.28]Ah, the Rage Kage
[04:02.14]Ah, the Rage Kage
[04:03.86]Oh, the lion will roar once again
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[04:07.37]And you know
[04:08.82]Yes, you know
[04:10.59]When you''re going completely insane
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[04:20.54]Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
[04:26.91]Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
[04:33.43]Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
[04:40.38]Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
[04:46.88]Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
[04:53.10]Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage will ride once again
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