An Expose (Album Version) Lyrics

Song	An Expose (Album Version)
Artist	Steve Martin
Album	A Wild & Crazy Guy
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[00:00.000]	作词 : Steve Martin
[00:00.094]	作曲 : Steve Martin
[00:00.189]	But I'll be honest with you.
[00:02.582]	You probably read it in Screw Up Your Life Mag--
[00:05.236]	I mean People's Magazine--anyway,
[00:08.950]	I used to smoke m*******a
[00:19.047]	but I tell you something.
[00:20.109]	I would only smoke it in the late evening.
[00:23.566]	Oh, occasionally the early evening,
[00:25.157]	but usually the late evening or the mid-evening.
[00:28.614]	So I just had the early evening, mid-evening
[00:33.924]	and occasionally early afternoon or the mid-afternoon,
[00:38.436]	or perhaps the late mid-afternoon.
[00:42.694]	Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning,
[00:46.412]	but never at dusk, never at dusk. I would never do that.
[00:51.453]	Okay, hey Grandpa bought a rubber.
[01:06.771]	I feel sorry for women and I'll tell you why.
[01:09.699]	Because so many men think they're into this weird sex
[01:13.684]	and I'm sorry that there's something wrong about that,
[01:17.139]	and I wouldn't have said that.
[01:18.467]	But six months ago I met a girl, she was taking singing lessons
[01:21.915]	and her coach, 84-year-old guy,
[01:24.570]	you think it'd be the last guy in the world to be weird,
[01:27.762]	but listen to this.
[01:33.336]	He kept wanting her to sing from her diaphragm.
[01:51.328]	I mean, that would take years to learn, wouldn't it?
[01:59.560]	Now this doesn't happen very often.
[02:02.751]	But about three weeks ago, I met a girl,
[02:04.081]	she was real nice, and she invited me to her apartment.
[02:07.263]	So I went over there and she had the best p***y I have ever seen.
[02:14.430]	Oh now come on.
[02:17.887]	I'm talking about her cat! Now that makes me sick right there!
[02:27.650]	You can't say anything anymore that people don't take it dirty
[02:30.308]	and I'm sorry that disgusts me.
[02:34.561]	That cat was the best **** I ever heard.

[00:00.000]	zuo ci : Steve Martin
[00:00.094]	zuo qu : Steve Martin
[00:00.189]	But I' ll be honest with you.
[00:02.582]	You probably read it in Screw Up Your Life Mag
[00:05.236]	I mean People' s Magazineanyway,
[00:08.950]	I used to smoke m a
[00:19.047]	but I tell you something.
[00:20.109]	I would only smoke it in the late evening.
[00:23.566]	Oh, occasionally the early evening,
[00:25.157]	but usually the late evening or the midevening.
[00:28.614]	So I just had the early evening, midevening
[00:33.924]	and occasionally early afternoon or the midafternoon,
[00:38.436]	or perhaps the late midafternoon.
[00:42.694]	Oh, sometimes the earlymidlateearly morning,
[00:46.412]	but never at dusk, never at dusk. I would never do that.
[00:51.453]	Okay, hey Grandpa bought a rubber.
[01:06.771]	I feel sorry for women and I' ll tell you why.
[01:09.699]	Because so many men think they' re into this weird sex
[01:13.684]	and I' m sorry that there' s something wrong about that,
[01:17.139]	and I wouldn' t have said that.
[01:18.467]	But six months ago I met a girl, she was taking singing lessons
[01:21.915]	and her coach, 84yearold guy,
[01:24.570]	you think it' d be the last guy in the world to be weird,
[01:27.762]	but listen to this.
[01:33.336]	He kept wanting her to sing from her diaphragm.
[01:51.328]	I mean, that would take years to learn, wouldn' t it?
[01:59.560]	Now this doesn' t happen very often.
[02:02.751]	But about three weeks ago, I met a girl,
[02:04.081]	she was real nice, and she invited me to her apartment.
[02:07.263]	So I went over there and she had the best p y I have ever seen.
[02:14.430]	Oh now come on.
[02:17.887]	I' m talking about her cat! Now that makes me sick right there!
[02:27.650]	You can' t say anything anymore that people don' t take it dirty
[02:30.308]	and I' m sorry that disgusts me.
[02:34.561]	That cat was the best I ever heard.

[00:00.000]	zuò cí : Steve Martin
[00:00.094]	zuò qǔ : Steve Martin
[00:00.189]	But I' ll be honest with you.
[00:02.582]	You probably read it in Screw Up Your Life Mag
[00:05.236]	I mean People' s Magazineanyway,
[00:08.950]	I used to smoke m a
[00:19.047]	but I tell you something.
[00:20.109]	I would only smoke it in the late evening.
[00:23.566]	Oh, occasionally the early evening,
[00:25.157]	but usually the late evening or the midevening.
[00:28.614]	So I just had the early evening, midevening
[00:33.924]	and occasionally early afternoon or the midafternoon,
[00:38.436]	or perhaps the late midafternoon.
[00:42.694]	Oh, sometimes the earlymidlateearly morning,
[00:46.412]	but never at dusk, never at dusk. I would never do that.
[00:51.453]	Okay, hey Grandpa bought a rubber.
[01:06.771]	I feel sorry for women and I' ll tell you why.
[01:09.699]	Because so many men think they' re into this weird sex
[01:13.684]	and I' m sorry that there' s something wrong about that,
[01:17.139]	and I wouldn' t have said that.
[01:18.467]	But six months ago I met a girl, she was taking singing lessons
[01:21.915]	and her coach, 84yearold guy,
[01:24.570]	you think it' d be the last guy in the world to be weird,
[01:27.762]	but listen to this.
[01:33.336]	He kept wanting her to sing from her diaphragm.
[01:51.328]	I mean, that would take years to learn, wouldn' t it?
[01:59.560]	Now this doesn' t happen very often.
[02:02.751]	But about three weeks ago, I met a girl,
[02:04.081]	she was real nice, and she invited me to her apartment.
[02:07.263]	So I went over there and she had the best p y I have ever seen.
[02:14.430]	Oh now come on.
[02:17.887]	I' m talking about her cat! Now that makes me sick right there!
[02:27.650]	You can' t say anything anymore that people don' t take it dirty
[02:30.308]	and I' m sorry that disgusts me.
[02:34.561]	That cat was the best I ever heard.

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