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| [00:05.83] | If A Girl Isn't Pretty - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack |
| [00:22.74] | If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City |
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| [00:27.83] | All she gets from life is pity and a pat |
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| [00:32.20] | Kindly name a star hasn't won a contest or a pageant |
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| [00:37.39] | If she hasn't, she just never gets to bat. |
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| [00:41.73] | She must a-shine in every detail |
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| [00:44.40] | like a ring you're buying retail |
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| [00:46.65] | Be a standard size that fits a standard dress |
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| [00:51.22] | When a girl's incidentals are no bigger than two lentils |
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| [00:58.50] | Then to me it doesn't spell success |
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| [01:16.99] | From three faces that could cause you |
| [01:19.66] | to have temporary nausea |
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| [01:22.24] | Do I have to hear a lecture such as that? |
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| [01:26.61] | Is a nose with deviation such a crime against the nation! |
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| [01:31.50] | Should I throw her into jail or drown the cat? |
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| [01:38.70] | So she looks a bit off-balance, she possesses golden talents |
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| [01:46.08] | Or is that a pill too bitter to digest? |
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| [01:50.42] | Oh she's got very nice deportment, mmm! |
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| [01:54.78] | But when they see that assortment |
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| [01:58.91] | From the gallery they'll be throwin' fruit! |
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