What's Gonna Happen Lyrics

Song	What's Gonna Happen
Artist	Sarah Stiles
Artist	Santino Fontana
Album	Tootsie (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
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[00:00.000]	作词 : David Yazbek
[00:00.000]	作曲 : David Yazbek
[00:00.00]	I know what's gonna happen
[00:01.48]	I'll try to go to bed
[00:03.05]	With fear of failure flapping
[00:04.39]	Like a fruit bat in my head
[00:05.85]	I'll sleep for half an hour
[00:07.17]	The clock will ring at six
[00:08.55]	I'll wake up in the shower with a stomach full of bricks
[00:12.04]	So I won't have any breakfast, maybe just a little tea
[00:14.06]	Like when you have to go and get a colonoscopy
[00:16.37]	Which incidentally isn't half as disconcerting or upsetting
[00:19.35]	As going for a part you know there is no way that you are getting
[00:22.12]	But anyway I'm heading, downtown for the audition
[00:24.61]	Where everything I'm dreading will be coming to fruition
[00:27.17]	And here's what's gonna happen
[00:28.71]	I'll walk in weak with hunger
[00:30.10]	And there's a dozen girls who look like me but ten years younger
[00:32.68]	I'll go into the bathroom and I'll try to vocalize
[00:35.53]	And I'll be singing "minga-minga-minga-minga-ming"
[00:37.82]	But I'll be hearing Sandy sucks
[00:39.51]	She really sucks, she really, really, really blows
[00:41.40]	And she's old, and she's lame,
[00:43.17]	and then someone calls my name
[00:44.21]	And here's what happens
[00:45.11]	I'll walk into the room
[00:46.63]	The gross fluorescent lighting is inviting as a tomb
[00:48.93]	And everybody smiles, they'll say its good to see ya
[00:51.61]	But all I see is judges and they'll all look like Scalia
[00:54.44]	And then a little banter as they look me up and down
[00:56.81]	And somewhere through the fog of insecurity and hate
[00:59.56]	I'll try to convince them that I'm charming
[01:00.100]	And I'm clever and I'm fun to have around
[01:03.12]	But I'm starting to unravel in my head I hear the gavel
[01:06.05]	Guilty! They're gonna throw the book at me 'cuz I'm
[01:08.45]	Guilty! Of coming in and wasting all their time
[01:11.04]	Guilty! Of almost every other showbiz crime
[01:13.72]	Not young enough!
[01:14.57]	Not thin enough!
[01:15.24]	Not pretty enough!
[01:15.84]	Not good enough!
[01:17.32]	We hereby sentence you to a lifetime of waiting tables and debilitating self-loathing
[01:21.60]	Sandy?
[01:22.69]	But wait no someone's asking
[01:23.72]	So can we hear your voice?
[01:25.16]	I make a lame attempt at humor: Do I have a choice?
[01:27.73]	I nod at the pianist
[01:29.04]	He's always wearing black
[01:30.44]	He's always in a turtleneck with dandruff on his back
[01:32.100]	No sooner do I get my note and open up my trap
[01:35.58]	Then inevitably some mealy-mouthed assistant director's thumbs are all over his iPhone
[01:39.02]	And I know he's probably tweeting LOL, This girl is crap
[01:41.76]	She's a fake, she's a phony
[01:43.01]	She could never win a Tony
[01:44.76]	I now live in a place I know quite well
[01:47.21]	I've left the world, and I've entered hell
[01:50.24]	I'm this far away from a fainting spell
[01:52.61]	But just before I die
[01:55.12]	I finish a song which I oversell
[01:57.85]	Somebody says thanks and wishes me well
[02:00.46]	The next thing I know I'm at Taco Bell
[02:03.37]	Stuffing my face with meat
[02:06.98]	I'm trying to take it slowly
[02:08.20]	I'm trying to be my best
[02:09.50]	I'm trying to be more holy
[02:10.86]	Less bitter and depressed
[02:12.18]	I'm reading Eckhart Tolle
[02:13.63]	He makes a lot of sense
[02:14.86]	I bought a Buddhist bowl
[02:16.22]	He says he it helps you be less tense
[02:19.97]	It doesn't do a thing for me
[02:21.16]	I sit there on the floor
[02:22.65]	I watch a vivid sequence of humiliating instances from my past go by
[02:25.90]	And think what kind of masochist keeps coming back for more
[02:28.64]	When she knows what's gonna happen
[02:29.85]	'Cuz it never doesn't happen
[02:31.34]	'Cuz it always, always
[02:32.75]	Sandy? Sandy!
[02:33.43]	Michael?
[02:34.14]	No! I know what's gonna happen
[02:35.99]	Don't tell me that I don't
[02:37.11]	And don't say that I'll rise to the occasion 'cuz I won't
[02:39.14]	And don't say I've got talent
[02:40.60]	And don't say I've got heart
[02:41.76]	And don't say that I'm clever cuz I know I'm pretty smart
[02:44.12]	I'm smart enough to know that I'm too stupid to admit
[02:46.37]	You can't survive a diet that consists of eating shit
[02:48.67]	The trick is knowing when it's time to pack your bags and say "that's it!"
[02:52.62]	You know what's gonna happen
[02:53.73]	I know what's gonna happen
[02:55.78]	Here's what's gonna happen
[02:56.95]	I quit!
[02:58.42]	I quit!
[02:59.63]	I quit!

[00:00.000]	zuo ci : David Yazbek
[00:00.000]	zuo qu : David Yazbek
[00:00.00]	I know what' s gonna happen
[00:01.48]	I' ll try to go to bed
[00:03.05]	With fear of failure flapping
[00:04.39]	Like a fruit bat in my head
[00:05.85]	I' ll sleep for half an hour
[00:07.17]	The clock will ring at six
[00:08.55]	I' ll wake up in the shower with a stomach full of bricks
[00:12.04]	So I won' t have any breakfast, maybe just a little tea
[00:14.06]	Like when you have to go and get a colonoscopy
[00:16.37]	Which incidentally isn' t half as disconcerting or upsetting
[00:19.35]	As going for a part you know there is no way that you are getting
[00:22.12]	But anyway I' m heading, downtown for the audition
[00:24.61]	Where everything I' m dreading will be coming to fruition
[00:27.17]	And here' s what' s gonna happen
[00:28.71]	I' ll walk in weak with hunger
[00:30.10]	And there' s a dozen girls who look like me but ten years younger
[00:32.68]	I' ll go into the bathroom and I' ll try to vocalize
[00:35.53]	And I' ll be singing " mingamingamingamingaming"
[00:37.82]	But I' ll be hearing Sandy sucks
[00:39.51]	She really sucks, she really, really, really blows
[00:41.40]	And she' s old, and she' s lame,
[00:43.17]	and then someone calls my name
[00:44.21]	And here' s what happens
[00:45.11]	I' ll walk into the room
[00:46.63]	The gross fluorescent lighting is inviting as a tomb
[00:48.93]	And everybody smiles, they' ll say its good to see ya
[00:51.61]	But all I see is judges and they' ll all look like Scalia
[00:54.44]	And then a little banter as they look me up and down
[00:56.81]	And somewhere through the fog of insecurity and hate
[00:59.56]	I' ll try to convince them that I' m charming
[01:00.100]	And I' m clever and I' m fun to have around
[01:03.12]	But I' m starting to unravel in my head I hear the gavel
[01:06.05]	Guilty! They' re gonna throw the book at me ' cuz I' m
[01:08.45]	Guilty! Of coming in and wasting all their time
[01:11.04]	Guilty! Of almost every other showbiz crime
[01:13.72]	Not young enough!
[01:14.57]	Not thin enough!
[01:15.24]	Not pretty enough!
[01:15.84]	Not good enough!
[01:17.32]	We hereby sentence you to a lifetime of waiting tables and debilitating selfloathing
[01:21.60]	Sandy?
[01:22.69]	But wait no someone' s asking
[01:23.72]	So can we hear your voice?
[01:25.16]	I make a lame attempt at humor: Do I have a choice?
[01:27.73]	I nod at the pianist
[01:29.04]	He' s always wearing black
[01:30.44]	He' s always in a turtleneck with dandruff on his back
[01:32.100]	No sooner do I get my note and open up my trap
[01:35.58]	Then inevitably some mealymouthed assistant director' s thumbs are all over his iPhone
[01:39.02]	And I know he' s probably tweeting LOL, This girl is crap
[01:41.76]	She' s a fake, she' s a phony
[01:43.01]	She could never win a Tony
[01:44.76]	I now live in a place I know quite well
[01:47.21]	I' ve left the world, and I' ve entered hell
[01:50.24]	I' m this far away from a fainting spell
[01:52.61]	But just before I die
[01:55.12]	I finish a song which I oversell
[01:57.85]	Somebody says thanks and wishes me well
[02:00.46]	The next thing I know I' m at Taco Bell
[02:03.37]	Stuffing my face with meat
[02:06.98]	I' m trying to take it slowly
[02:08.20]	I' m trying to be my best
[02:09.50]	I' m trying to be more holy
[02:10.86]	Less bitter and depressed
[02:12.18]	I' m reading Eckhart Tolle
[02:13.63]	He makes a lot of sense
[02:14.86]	I bought a Buddhist bowl
[02:16.22]	He says he it helps you be less tense
[02:19.97]	It doesn' t do a thing for me
[02:21.16]	I sit there on the floor
[02:22.65]	I watch a vivid sequence of humiliating instances from my past go by
[02:25.90]	And think what kind of masochist keeps coming back for more
[02:28.64]	When she knows what' s gonna happen
[02:29.85]	' Cuz it never doesn' t happen
[02:31.34]	' Cuz it always, always
[02:32.75]	Sandy? Sandy!
[02:33.43]	Michael?
[02:34.14]	No! I know what' s gonna happen
[02:35.99]	Don' t tell me that I don' t
[02:37.11]	And don' t say that I' ll rise to the occasion ' cuz I won' t
[02:39.14]	And don' t say I' ve got talent
[02:40.60]	And don' t say I' ve got heart
[02:41.76]	And don' t say that I' m clever cuz I know I' m pretty smart
[02:44.12]	I' m smart enough to know that I' m too stupid to admit
[02:46.37]	You can' t survive a diet that consists of eating shit
[02:48.67]	The trick is knowing when it' s time to pack your bags and say " that' s it!"
[02:52.62]	You know what' s gonna happen
[02:53.73]	I know what' s gonna happen
[02:55.78]	Here' s what' s gonna happen
[02:56.95]	I quit!
[02:58.42]	I quit!
[02:59.63]	I quit!

[00:00.000]	zuò cí : David Yazbek
[00:00.000]	zuò qǔ : David Yazbek
[00:00.00]	I know what' s gonna happen
[00:01.48]	I' ll try to go to bed
[00:03.05]	With fear of failure flapping
[00:04.39]	Like a fruit bat in my head
[00:05.85]	I' ll sleep for half an hour
[00:07.17]	The clock will ring at six
[00:08.55]	I' ll wake up in the shower with a stomach full of bricks
[00:12.04]	So I won' t have any breakfast, maybe just a little tea
[00:14.06]	Like when you have to go and get a colonoscopy
[00:16.37]	Which incidentally isn' t half as disconcerting or upsetting
[00:19.35]	As going for a part you know there is no way that you are getting
[00:22.12]	But anyway I' m heading, downtown for the audition
[00:24.61]	Where everything I' m dreading will be coming to fruition
[00:27.17]	And here' s what' s gonna happen
[00:28.71]	I' ll walk in weak with hunger
[00:30.10]	And there' s a dozen girls who look like me but ten years younger
[00:32.68]	I' ll go into the bathroom and I' ll try to vocalize
[00:35.53]	And I' ll be singing " mingamingamingamingaming"
[00:37.82]	But I' ll be hearing Sandy sucks
[00:39.51]	She really sucks, she really, really, really blows
[00:41.40]	And she' s old, and she' s lame,
[00:43.17]	and then someone calls my name
[00:44.21]	And here' s what happens
[00:45.11]	I' ll walk into the room
[00:46.63]	The gross fluorescent lighting is inviting as a tomb
[00:48.93]	And everybody smiles, they' ll say its good to see ya
[00:51.61]	But all I see is judges and they' ll all look like Scalia
[00:54.44]	And then a little banter as they look me up and down
[00:56.81]	And somewhere through the fog of insecurity and hate
[00:59.56]	I' ll try to convince them that I' m charming
[01:00.100]	And I' m clever and I' m fun to have around
[01:03.12]	But I' m starting to unravel in my head I hear the gavel
[01:06.05]	Guilty! They' re gonna throw the book at me ' cuz I' m
[01:08.45]	Guilty! Of coming in and wasting all their time
[01:11.04]	Guilty! Of almost every other showbiz crime
[01:13.72]	Not young enough!
[01:14.57]	Not thin enough!
[01:15.24]	Not pretty enough!
[01:15.84]	Not good enough!
[01:17.32]	We hereby sentence you to a lifetime of waiting tables and debilitating selfloathing
[01:21.60]	Sandy?
[01:22.69]	But wait no someone' s asking
[01:23.72]	So can we hear your voice?
[01:25.16]	I make a lame attempt at humor: Do I have a choice?
[01:27.73]	I nod at the pianist
[01:29.04]	He' s always wearing black
[01:30.44]	He' s always in a turtleneck with dandruff on his back
[01:32.100]	No sooner do I get my note and open up my trap
[01:35.58]	Then inevitably some mealymouthed assistant director' s thumbs are all over his iPhone
[01:39.02]	And I know he' s probably tweeting LOL, This girl is crap
[01:41.76]	She' s a fake, she' s a phony
[01:43.01]	She could never win a Tony
[01:44.76]	I now live in a place I know quite well
[01:47.21]	I' ve left the world, and I' ve entered hell
[01:50.24]	I' m this far away from a fainting spell
[01:52.61]	But just before I die
[01:55.12]	I finish a song which I oversell
[01:57.85]	Somebody says thanks and wishes me well
[02:00.46]	The next thing I know I' m at Taco Bell
[02:03.37]	Stuffing my face with meat
[02:06.98]	I' m trying to take it slowly
[02:08.20]	I' m trying to be my best
[02:09.50]	I' m trying to be more holy
[02:10.86]	Less bitter and depressed
[02:12.18]	I' m reading Eckhart Tolle
[02:13.63]	He makes a lot of sense
[02:14.86]	I bought a Buddhist bowl
[02:16.22]	He says he it helps you be less tense
[02:19.97]	It doesn' t do a thing for me
[02:21.16]	I sit there on the floor
[02:22.65]	I watch a vivid sequence of humiliating instances from my past go by
[02:25.90]	And think what kind of masochist keeps coming back for more
[02:28.64]	When she knows what' s gonna happen
[02:29.85]	' Cuz it never doesn' t happen
[02:31.34]	' Cuz it always, always
[02:32.75]	Sandy? Sandy!
[02:33.43]	Michael?
[02:34.14]	No! I know what' s gonna happen
[02:35.99]	Don' t tell me that I don' t
[02:37.11]	And don' t say that I' ll rise to the occasion ' cuz I won' t
[02:39.14]	And don' t say I' ve got talent
[02:40.60]	And don' t say I' ve got heart
[02:41.76]	And don' t say that I' m clever cuz I know I' m pretty smart
[02:44.12]	I' m smart enough to know that I' m too stupid to admit
[02:46.37]	You can' t survive a diet that consists of eating shit
[02:48.67]	The trick is knowing when it' s time to pack your bags and say " that' s it!"
[02:52.62]	You know what' s gonna happen
[02:53.73]	I know what' s gonna happen
[02:55.78]	Here' s what' s gonna happen
[02:56.95]	I quit!
[02:58.42]	I quit!
[02:59.63]	I quit!

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