| I have one single success to my name | |
| So take cover, I am coming out today | |
| There is no turn of phrase, no easy way to say | |
| "I'll find my feet | |
| I'll choose my own name." | |
| It's hard to be left-handed | |
| But smile you're not the only one | |
| I know you've been left stranded | |
| Bruised, kicked | |
| Lost your mother's love | |
| But take it from me | |
| I will be here tomorrow | |
| Evil, | |
| I've seen your face and I know just how you feel | |
| Your Victorian descendant | |
| It's illegal, that my clan just aren't seen as people | |
| On the Isle of Man | |
| I'll serve my time. |