I have one single success to my name So take cover, I am coming out today There is no turn of phrase, no easy way to say "I'll find my feet I'll choose my own name." It's hard to be left-handed But smile you're not the only one I know you've been left stranded Bruised, kicked Lost your mother's love But take it from me I will be here tomorrow Evil, I've seen your face and I know just how you feel Your Victorian descendant It's illegal, that my clan just aren't seen as people On the Isle of Man I'll serve my time.