Noel's Track

Noel's Track Lyrics

Song Noel's Track
Artist Oasis
Album Wibbling Rivalry
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[00:02.103] Q: How do you feel about the fact that, already, Oasis have attracted a reputation for being...
[00:05.525] er, rock'n'roll animals?
[00:09.208] Liam: I'm into it, me.
[00:10.384] I'm into it
[00:11.220] but at the end of the day, like he says
[00:14.694] I go home and get a clip off me mam.
[00:17.228] Know what I mean, and I do.
[00:18.534] She clips me 'round the head and goes,
[00:20.388] "What are you like, you little tinker?".
[00:21.512] Q: Did you get a clip after Amsterdam?
[00:23.105] Liam: Oh yeah, I get it all the time.
[00:24.281] You know what I mean, she looks at me and goes,
[00:26.240] "You fᴜckin' daft bastard."
[00:32.039] Noel: It's not a, it's a reputation
[00:34.390] right, that I...
[00:35.748] Liam : I like the way it's bubbling up.
[00:38.282] It's reminding me of the Roses all over again.
[00:40.555] I like that, me.
[00:41.260] I want to get 2000 people in a nice fᴜckin' gaff who are there to see you, not fᴜckin' go...
[00:45.623] Noel: No, no, no, yeh
[00:46.746] Liam: I want Blur to go, yeah, man, I'm a fᴜcking...
[00:48.392] Noel: Woah. eeyare. Hang on a minute.
[00:50.638] That's not what he's on about.
[00:51.579] Liam: He is.
[00:51.997] Noel: He's on about a reputation, about getting thrown off fᴜckin' ferries
[00:55.967] Liam: Yeah, but that's part of it, that's what...
[00:57.273] Q: How do you feel about the fact that that's what's spoken of them.
[01:02.315] Or it was, sort of...
[01:05.554] Noel: The thing about getting thrown off ferries - blah, blah, blah
[01:07.853] and getting deported is summat that I'm not proud about because...
[01:13.757] Liam: Well I am, la.
[01:14.828] Noel: Yeah, alright. Well if you're, right, well if you're, right, well if,
[01:18.511] if you're proud about getting thrown off ferries,
[01:20.548] then why don't you go and support West Ham and get the fᴜck out of my band
[01:23.474] and go and be a football hooligan, right?
[01:25.486] Coz we're musicians, right?
[01:27.445] We're not football hooligans.
[01:28.437] Liam: You're only gutted coz you was in bed fᴜckin' reading your fᴜckin' books...
[01:30.449] Noel: No, not at all.
[01:30.867] Listen. No, listen.
[01:32.800] He says, right... Here's a quote for you from my manager, Marcus Russell, right...
[01:37.763] Liam: He's a fᴜckin'...'nother fᴜckin'...
[01:39.069] Noel: Shut up, you ****.
[01:40.271] Right, he gets off the ferry after getting fᴜckin' deported.
[01:43.510] I'm left in Amsterdam with me **** out like a fᴜckin' spare p***k at a fᴜckin' wedding...
[01:47.820] Liam: It was a bad move, you know...
[01:48.761] Noel: Shut up! Shut up!
[01:50.224] Right, he gets off the ferry and Marcus says,
[01:52.627] "What are you fᴜckin' doing?"
[01:54.116] you know, "What the fᴜck is going..."
[01:55.396] Liam: What the fuh, wha' the fuh, wha' fuh....
[01:57.198] Noel: "What are you doing...", and all that, and he says, right
[01:59.236] "These lot think it's rock'n'roll to get thrown off a ferry...to get..."
[02:02.788] Liam: No I don't.
[02:03.259] Noel: Shut up.
[02:03.964] These lot think it's rock'n'roll to get thrown off...
[02:05.766] Liam: I don't.
[02:06.184] Noel: Shut the fᴜck up, man!
[02:07.961] These lot think...I'm gonna have to say this part, are you gonna shut up?!
[02:12.637] These lot think it's rock'n'roll to get thrown off a ferry, right
[02:16.163] to come into hotel foyers to get everybody at it an to go - shut up! - to start thinking,
[02:21.440] "Hey, it's rock 'n' roll." Do you know what my manager said to him?
[02:24.575] He said, "Nah. Rock'n'roll is going to Amsterdam, doing your gig, playing your music,
[02:31.157] that's rock 'n' roll, right... and coming back and saying you blew 'em away."
[02:35.677] Not getting thrown off the ferry like some fᴜckin' scouse schlepper with your fᴜckin'...
[02:39.935] with...being handcuffed. That's football hooliganism...
[02:43.148] Liam: No it isn't...
[02:43.775] Noel: ...and I won't stand for it
[02:44.480] Liam: No it isn't...
[02:45.028] Noel: And listen, they all got fined a thousand pounds each.
[02:49.234] Liam: We didn't at all.
[02:49.940] Noel: Yes you fᴜckin' did.
[02:50.880] Liam: You can stick your thousands pounds right up yer fᴜckin arse 'till it comes out your fᴜckin' big toe.
[02:54.015] (Noel retires to the toilet)
[03:03.105] Q: You're not up for being seen as bad lads, are you?
[03:04.751] Liam: No, I'm not up for, no, no, I'm not, I'm not up for being...
[03:06.371] Noel: (from bathroom) He's not a bad lad! He's a fᴜcking'...
[03:08.095] you know what I mean, he's like...
[03:09.375] Liam: Shut the fᴜck up....fᴜckin'...shut up!...
[03:10.837] I'm not up for being seen as a bad lad, I'm just up for being seen as me.
[03:15.357] And what happened on that boat, right, is we got, had a few drinks and that's because I like drinking.
[03:21.548] And I love it. I'm into it.
[03:22.070] Noel: (From bathroom) You can't drink, you ********!
[03:23.664] Liam: Who can't drink? Well fᴜckin' where the fᴜck did it go?
[03:24.708] It went right in there, and I dealt with it.
[03:26.563] Noel: (Still in bathroom) Eeyare! Wooah!
[03:30.246] Liam: Hey, shut up! Shut the fᴜck up!
[03:32.780] Now, listen, right, now listen, right.
[03:35.445] And I'm not, I'm not saying, right, I'm not saying I'm proud of what happened
[03:39.703] but...that is what happened.
[03:41.218] That's what occured on that night.
[03:43.830] And it's like what fᴜckin' Bobby Gillespie said.
[03:45.711] He said, "I'm sick of all these fᴜckin' bands who, who ain't got, who don't get in situations and that no more."
[03:51.484] The last band that did it was the Pistols, and that, and they'd go out and, like, summat would happen.
[03:57.597] And that's all it is sir: that's the way we are, or the way I am.
[04:00.444] Liam: I always go out and meet some
[04:01.384] Noel: That's bulls**t.
[04:02.168] Bulls**t. Bulls**t. Bulls**t!
[04:04.911] Liam: It's not bulls**t.
[04:05.355] It's bulls**t in your world, but in my world it's fᴜcking...
[04:08.594] Noel: It's bulls**t.
[04:09.012] Nah, it's bulls**t
[04:10.423] Liam: Shut the fᴜck up.
[04:10.945] What you've been ranting on about, right, is bulls**t to me.
[04:12.513] Noel: If you think rock'n'roll is...
[04:13.401] if you think rock'n'roll...
[04:15.203] if you think rock'n'roll is getting arrested and all that...
[04:17.528] Liam: Rock'n'roll is about being yourself.
[04:20.375] Noel: No it's not...
[04:21.342] Liam: And I went on that fᴜckin' boat, I had a drink, I had too much beer and I got in a fight and that was it.
[04:23.667] Noel: Rock'n'roll is about music.
[04:24.346] Music. Music. Music. It's not about you, it's not about me, it's not about Oasis.
[04:29.884] It's about the songs.
[04:30.433] Liam: No it isn't.
[04:30.877] No it isn't. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...
[04:33.306] Noel: It's not, it's not about you.
[04:34.246] Liam: What the fᴜck were the Pistols, then?
[04:34.743] Noel: Who's talking about the *** Pistols?
[04:36.023] Liam: They were the best' rock'n'roll band that ever fᴜckin came out.
[04:38.374] Or one of 'em...one of 'em, mate...one of 'em.
[04:40.176] Noel: They're not. They're not. They're not. They're not.
[04:41.822] They made one album.
[04:44.486] Q: Would the Stones have done anything without getting arrested and getting people's backs up?
[04:47.255] Liam: No, would they fᴜck! No, that's why they were so good! That's why they were so good!
[04:50.521] Noel: Of course they were good.
[04:51.957] What? Coz they got arrested! Because the Rolling Stones got arrested they were a great rock'n'roll band?
[04:54.622] Liam: No...No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
[04:55.144] Noel:Fᴜck off! Bulls**t! Bulls**t!
[04:57.469] Liam: No, but they had..but they had summat else there.
[04:58.932] Noel: They had what? An edge? Is that what you're saying? An edge.
[05:01.335] Liam: No, they had a life, you ********. They had a life, man...
[05:02.041] Noel: We've got a life! We've got a life!
[05:03.373] Liam: Not if you start going on like that.
[05:04.653] Noel: Why? But do you think...
[05:05.672] Liam: (Begins to mince up and down bedroom). Do you want to walk around like that? Like that?
[05:07.370] Noel: No, not at all.
[05:08.075] Liam: And get on your stage and go likethat, and you sit, and you go...
[05:09.538] Noel: Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is you think...
[05:14.684] Liam: You get into situations...
[05:15.311] Noel: No...you think it's rock'n'roll to get thrown off a ferry, and it's not.
[05:17.766] Liam: I don't think it's rock'n' roll.
[05:18.837] Noel: You fᴜcking...that was your quote, you p***k! That was your quote.
[05:21.815] Liam: No it weren't. No it weren't. No it weren't. No...
[05:23.618] Noel: It's rock'n'rooooooool! It's rock'n'rooool! That's what you said!
[05:25.316] Liam: I was laughing about it.
[05:25.995] Noel: No you weren't.
[05:26.779] Liam: Coz everyone was getting hung up about it,
[05:27.745] going on like some Japanese fᴜcker or some p***k from Sony, right
[05:31.402] who wants to come & fᴜckin' see us, right, and they've got a flight out there, right
[05:34.302] and that Marcus was going on to me going,
[05:36.287] "What do you think about that, then" and I'm saying what do you mean what do I think.
[05:39.108] I think fᴜck all about you...
[05:40.206] they mean fᴜck all to me, you know, I don't even know him.
[05:43.523] Right, and if they fᴜcking are flying out there, they're gonna it back on whatever the fᴜck...
[05:46.606] that's fᴜck all, that's...
[05:47.886] Noel: Right.
[05:48.330] Liam:...that's bulls**t...
[05:49.218] Noel: But what I'm saying to you...
[05:50.158] Liam: And I just said it fᴜckin happened.
[05:51.203] Noel: Nah...
[05:51.647] Liam: And as far as I'm concerned, I was, I'm into it.
[05:53.267] Noel: What I'm saying to you is...
[05:53.528] Liam: Now I'm out of that cell and I fᴜckin' got out of that piss bucket,
[05:57.028] and I laugh about it and I think, yeah, fᴜckin' good, man.
[05:59.615] Noel: Bollocks, man! Oasis...Oasis, right, is not...
[06:02.593] Liam: It happened, right. It happened. That was reality, mate. It happened.
[06:04.813] Noel: We're not a bunch of boxers, are we? Right, so Oasis...
[06:08.235] Q: But Oasis is seen as being a band who's similar to the Rolling Stones & the Pistols and the like....
[06:12.911] Noel: Music! Music!
[06:13.616] Liam: And that's where you want to be, that's where you want to be...
[06:14.818] Q: Let me see what you think of this.
[06:20.539] Musically, no, the reason people are writing about you I'd say musically it's about 70% of it.
[06:27.540] The other 30%, the reason that you get in the press and the people go, fᴜckin',
[06:32.006] and looking at you and all that is coz you do seem like a band that wherever they go summat's going to happen.
[06:36.212] Liam: And that's good. That is good.
[06:36.813] Noel: That's fine...that's fine.
[06:44.989] Liam: I went, I went, uh, to do a video a King's Cross Station, yeah.
[06:47.915] I went out to the fᴜcking shop to buy a paper, yeah,
[06:50.031] while I was there I had makeup on and fᴜcking everthing ready to do the video shoot and you know ten minutes later,
[06:56.614] some crazy crackhead fᴜcking bird...some woman called Pauline going,
[07:01.002] "Look man, look, they're fᴜcking..." coz they're talking bulls**t, and getting me hotter....and that was it, it's a situation.
[07:10.406] Noel: Right.
[07:11.112] Liam: ...that just arose.
[07:11.634] Noel: Right. Fine, that's...
[07:12.731] Liam: That is life.
[07:13.358] Noel: Right. What I fᴜcking say to that is,
[07:15.344] what I say to that is situations like that have been happening to me & him before we were in a band.
[07:21.430] Liam: Therefore, why should it all change? Why should...
[07:22.788] Noel: Shut up. Shut up.
[07:23.886] Liam: I get in situations all the time....
[07:24.643] Noel: He's just said, he's just said 70%...
[07:28.248] Liam: The band, the band is not a rule book for my life.
[07:30.495] Noel: Right. The band is about fᴜckin' music.
[07:32.793] Right. It's not about getting thrown off fᴜckin ferries, or about...
[07:36.398] Liam: I never said that.
[07:37.260] Noel: Why don't you go downstairs and smash the bar up and say you're the singer of Oasis?
[07:40.944] Liam: Coz I don't want to.
[07:42.276] If I did, if I was gonna go down & smash the bar up, I'd do and there's nothing would stop me.
[07:44.757] Noel: Then why don't you go and make a scene, then?
[07:46.090] Liam: Coz I'm not in that...I'm fᴜcking...you know what I mean?
[07:49.721] Noel: You're not...you're not...
[07:51.131] Right. Why don't you do a Keith Richards? Throw the TV out of the window!
[07:58.759] Liam: Coz I'm not Keith Richards.
[08:01.450] Noel: Throw the TV out the window!
[08:03.043] Liam: I don't want to do that.
[08:04.219] If I wanted to do it, I'd just go like that and do it, and do it.
[08:07.301] But I don't want to do that. I'm not about that.
[08:09.783] Noel: What are you about?
[08:10.488] Liam: I'm about being...I'm about going down the fᴜckin'...I'm about...
[08:16.287] That's what I'm about.
[08:16.705] Noel: Right. That's what you're about. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. But I'm talking about fᴜckin'....
[08:22.348] Ehyeh, I'm talking about our band here.
[08:24.908] hey, yo, I'm talking about our band.
[08:26.788] Liam: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
[08:28.016] Noel: No you're not. You're talking about you.
[08:29.061] You're talking about you, right.
[08:30.393] I'm talking about our band...our band. Our band is about tunes.
[08:37.525] Liam: Yeah, I know. Don't...don't think I'm stupid. Don't talk to me like I'm..
[08:40.895] Noel: He's just said, seventy, 70% of what people are writing about is the music.
[08:45.780] Right. I'll take the 70%. The 30%, you can go and fᴜckin' blow it.
[08:53.407] Liam: Sit down, man. Sit down, coz you're getting into a state.
[08:56.490] You're building yourself into a stat.
[08:57.273] You've had too many G&Ts. Sit the fᴜck down.
[08:59.494] Noel: No, no, no, I’am not
[09:00.382] Noel: See, you're not a spokesman for the band.
[09:00.565] Liam: I’am nah - are you?
[09:02.785] Noel: Yeah. I am.
[09:03.491] Liam: Are you?
[09:04.039] Noel: Yeah. I am.
[09:04.588] Liam: You might be in your little world,
[09:05.868] but as far as I'm concerned, if you think what I'm saying is bulls**t, I think what you're saying is fᴜckin' bulls**t, man.
[09:10.491] Noel: Right. Well, fine. Right. Well, fine. You don't speak for the band.
[09:13.365] ......
[09:14.593] Liam: You don't speak for the band.
[09:15.376] Noel: I do speak for the band.
[09:16.970] Liam: You do, yeah, because you fᴜckin', yeah...
[09:18.642] I fᴜcking speak for the band, I'm speaking now for the band.
[09:21.463] And I'm into it. I'm into all that fᴜckin' s**t.
[09:23.448] Noel: Yeah, you are. You are.
[09:24.702] Liam: He's teetotal. He's a fᴜckin' priest. He was born to be a priest.
[09:30.318] Noel: No, listen. Listen. Listen. No, no, yeah, whoa, whoa,yeah.
[09:35.700] The difference is, I don't get caught.
[09:37.188] Liam: Right.
[09:39.722] Noel: Right. I don't get caught.
[09:43.197] Liam: But I have to admit that I was fᴜckin'...
[09:48.238] Noel: Right. That's all I have to say....I don't get caught.
[09:52.078] Liam: So what you're trying to say, right,
[09:55.317] what you're trying to say, you're trying to say, right,
[09:57.616] that I'm out in a pub, yeah, I have a few beers, yeah, a situation arises,
[10:03.076] and I'm supposed to go like that (makes suitably effeminate gesture)?
[10:05.819] Noel: What pub, where?
[10:06.942] Liam: Anywhere, anywhere! The boat, the boat, the boat, the boat is the same thing.
[10:09.528] Noel: It isn't! Coz you're with Oasis! You're with the band!
[10:12.271] Liam: Nah, nah, nah. There's no rules.
[10:13.629] Why don't you show me the rule book, then...
[10:15.171] coz if you've got a rule book, what you're saying is complete and utter fᴜckin' (VOLUME WARNING) Bloooarskybluh!
[10:21.335] Noel: I haven't got a rule book. I'm not saying there's any rules.
[10:23.765] I'm saying you're proud of the fact, you're proud of the fact. Why?
[10:27.317] Liam: Coz it happened. I'm not proud...no, I'm not...
[10:30.165] If it didn't happen, if it didn't hapen, we wouldn't have been asked.
[10:32.437] Yeah, I won't be going...I won't be going...
[10:34.371] no, I don't go out to fᴜcking' get a vibe and that to go "Yeah, yeah..."
[10:37.662] Noel: You do! You do!
[10:39.856] You do, you walk into hotel fᴜckin' foyers and you get everybody at it and you go "Psss",
[10:43.957] knocking on people's doors and go "hey", fᴜckin'...
[10:45.185] Liam: I'm having the crack.
[10:46.178] Noel: Right. Yeah. You're proud of the fact.
[10:48.006] Liam: And it's not doing anyone any harm.
[10:50.828] It's not doing anyone any harm. That's me. John Lennon used to fᴜckin' burn about doing little mad things, and that...
[10:53.414] Noel: Do you know John Lennon?
[10:54.119] Liam: Do you know him?
[10:55.007] Noel: I don't, but do you?
[10:55.582] Liam: Yeah.
[10:57.384] Noel: Well, you must be pretty old. How old are you? 21?
[10:59.291] Liam: No. About fᴜckin' thousand and five fᴜckin' one.
[11:01.930] Noel: You're 22.
[11:02.740] Liam: No, I'm 21.
[11:03.628] Noel: Right. And remember, I watched you being born...
[11:04.986] Liam: Right.
[11:05.508] Noel: ...and I don't even know John Lennon.
[11:06.553] Liam: Right.
[11:06.919] Noel: Right, then, so shut the fᴜck up about knowing John Lennon...so what are you trying to say, then?
[11:10.655] Liam: What I'm saying's that you're not rock 'n' roll.
[11:12.222] You want to be teetotal and walk around and go like that?
[11:20.059] Noel: I think you're missing the point.
[11:20.686] Liam: No, you're missing the point.
[11:22.357] (indecipherable)
[11:31.709] Noel:They don’t want…They don’t want…They don’t want…to be judged
[11:36.594] Liam:And I know that,I ‘m not fᴜcking stupid.
[11:39.337] Q: Then why did he put the references to white lines in Cigarettes & Alcohol?
[11:41.793] Liam: Exactly, why, why, didn't you, why, why...
[11:43.882] Noel: That is, that's a part...that's not being bad, that's a part of life.
[11:46.233] That is a part of fᴜckin' life, we all snort white lines every day.
[11:51.066] Liam: Exactly. and we all get into trouble now & again, we all have little fights..
[11:54.331] Noel: No we don't. We don't all get into trouble.
[11:55.742] Liam: But I do.You want to be, you want to be..
[12:00.914] Noel: Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Let's talk about music!
[12:08.150] Liam: You want to be, you want to be, you want to be Keith Richards.
[12:09.482] You want to be Keith Richards. Admit it. Admit it. You want to be Keith Richards. Admit it. Admit it. Admit it. Admit it.
[12:14.733] Noel: Let's talk about music. Let's not talk about you being a hard guy. Let's talk about music. Let's talk about music!
[12:17.633] Let's not talk about you being an 'ard guy, let’s talk about music, let’s not talk about you being an ‘ard man, let's talk about music.
[12:20.611] Liam: You're getting hung up about...you're getting hung up about a situation that occured on a boat!
[12:26.984] Q: Let's go back to where we were before, when you said...
[12:28.996] that people saying "I go on Oasis' bus and you can't move for drugs and all that, and they're fᴜckin’ up all night..."
[12:37.668] You're up for that? You're up for that? That's the side that you will go..
[12:41.482] Noel: Right. People are sat, right, in England, right now,
[12:45.218] in flats across this country, whether it be Glasgow, Manchester, Birmingham, London, Leeds, Liverpool, Sheffield...in rooms like this.
[12:52.584] And they've all got their drugs out. that's no fᴜcking...that is no big...that is a part of life.
[12:57.704] Liam: Exactly. So shut the fᴜck up , man!
[12:59.585] Noel: I'm not talking about that!
[13:01.335] Liam: Shut the fᴜck up, man, you're just contradicting yourself..
[13:03.582] Noel: I’m not, I’m not, I’m not..
[13:04.627] Liam: ..You've had too many fᴜckin’ drinks, right.
[13:05.228] The thing is, I don't want to be classed...
[13:06.377] I don't want to go on about how I'm this, how I'm a hard fᴜcker, and I'm this... I'm in this band to make fᴜcking music,
[13:12.516] but that thing will come along with it. It always does.
[13:15.259] Q: The Who hated each other you know?
[13:16.669] Liam: Yeah, well I hate this bastard.
[13:17.897] Q: Is that important to you? Is that what fires this band up?
[13:20.431] Liam: Yeah. That's what it's all about.
[13:21.842] That's w hy we'll be the best band in the world, because I fᴜckin' hate that twat there.
[13:24.584] Q: The Who used to go on about how much they fᴜckin' hated eachother.
[13:27.014] Noel: The samegoes for you (laughing)
[13:30.201] Liam: Yeah, well I fᴜckin' hate him.
[13:30.566] And I hope one day there's a release where I can smash fᴜck out of him, with a fᴜckin' Rickenbacker, right on his nose,
[13:35.321] and then he does the same to me, coz I think that we're stepping right up to it now.
[13:39.944] There's a fᴜckin' line there and we're right on the edge of it.
[13:43.941] Q: How often do you have arguments like this?
[13:46.214] Liam: Every fᴜckin'...every day. Every day. Every time...
[13:47.442] Noel: Hourly
[13:50.184] Q: Yeah.
[13:50.785] Noel: Hourly
[13:52.692] Q: And how do you manage to go on stage with each other?
[13:54.416] Liam: I fᴜck him off.
[13:55.435] Q: Do you argue immediately before you...do you argue immediately before you...
[13:57.055] Liam: I've got a mike stand, I've got a mike stand, yeah.
[14:00.111] And I've got a mike stand, right, and that's what I'm about, right, what I'm into.
[14:02.880] I'm not going to fᴜck off because he thinks my views are fᴜcking too outrageous or whatever.
[14:08.287] I've got my fᴜckin' vibe, and Igo to that mike stand, and I do my business.
[14:11.579] He stands fᴜckin' in his fᴜckin' corner, he does, he does his little riffs and his little dance - let him do that.
[14:15.758] McGuigan does his fᴜckin' bit, I'll do my bit, the drummer does their bit. And that's what it's all about.
[14:20.382] Five people, not one.
[14:23.229] Q: Do you have any recurring dreams?
[14:23.859] Noel: Yeah. Just the one.
[14:27.874] Liam: When I take over the band…
[00:02.103] Q: How do you feel about the fact that, already, Oasis have attracted a reputation for being...
[00:05.525] er, rock' n' roll animals?
[00:09.208] Liam: I' m into it, me.
[00:10.384] I' m into it
[00:11.220] but at the end of the day, like he says
[00:14.694] I go home and get a clip off me mam.
[00:17.228] Know what I mean, and I do.
[00:18.534] She clips me ' round the head and goes,
[00:20.388] " What are you like, you little tinker?".
[00:21.512] Q: Did you get a clip after Amsterdam?
[00:23.105] Liam: Oh yeah, I get it all the time.
[00:24.281] You know what I mean, she looks at me and goes,
[00:26.240] " You f ckin' daft bastard."
[00:32.039] Noel: It' s not a, it' s a reputation
[00:34.390] right, that I...
[00:35.748] Liam : I like the way it' s bubbling up.
[00:38.282] It' s reminding me of the Roses all over again.
[00:40.555] I like that, me.
[00:41.260] I want to get 2000 people in a nice f ckin' gaff who are there to see you, not f ckin' go...
[00:45.623] Noel: No, no, no, yeh
[00:46.746] Liam: I want Blur to go, yeah, man, I' m a f cking...
[00:48.392] Noel: Woah. eeyare. Hang on a minute.
[00:50.638] That' s not what he' s on about.
[00:51.579] Liam: He is.
[00:51.997] Noel: He' s on about a reputation, about getting thrown off f ckin' ferries
[00:55.967] Liam: Yeah, but that' s part of it, that' s what...
[00:57.273] Q: How do you feel about the fact that that' s what' s spoken of them.
[01:02.315] Or it was, sort of...
[01:05.554] Noel: The thing about getting thrown off ferries blah, blah, blah
[01:07.853] and getting deported is summat that I' m not proud about because...
[01:13.757] Liam: Well I am, la.
[01:14.828] Noel: Yeah, alright. Well if you' re, right, well if you' re, right, well if,
[01:18.511] if you' re proud about getting thrown off ferries,
[01:20.548] then why don' t you go and support West Ham and get the f ck out of my band
[01:23.474] and go and be a football hooligan, right?
[01:25.486] Coz we' re musicians, right?
[01:27.445] We' re not football hooligans.
[01:28.437] Liam: You' re only gutted coz you was in bed f ckin' reading your f ckin' books...
[01:30.449] Noel: No, not at all.
[01:30.867] Listen. No, listen.
[01:32.800] He says, right... Here' s a quote for you from my manager, Marcus Russell, right...
[01:37.763] Liam: He' s a f ckin'...' nother f ckin'...
[01:39.069] Noel: Shut up, you .
[01:40.271] Right, he gets off the ferry after getting f ckin' deported.
[01:43.510] I' m left in Amsterdam with me out like a f ckin' spare p k at a f ckin' wedding...
[01:47.820] Liam: It was a bad move, you know...
[01:48.761] Noel: Shut up! Shut up!
[01:50.224] Right, he gets off the ferry and Marcus says,
[01:52.627] " What are you f ckin' doing?"
[01:54.116] you know, " What the f ck is going..."
[01:55.396] Liam: What the fuh, wha' the fuh, wha' fuh....
[01:57.198] Noel: " What are you doing...", and all that, and he says, right
[01:59.236] " These lot think it' s rock' n' roll to get thrown off a ferry... to get..."
[02:02.788] Liam: No I don' t.
[02:03.259] Noel: Shut up.
[02:03.964] These lot think it' s rock' n' roll to get thrown off...
[02:05.766] Liam: I don' t.
[02:06.184] Noel: Shut the f ck up, man!
[02:07.961] These lot think... I' m gonna have to say this part, are you gonna shut up?!
[02:12.637] These lot think it' s rock' n' roll to get thrown off a ferry, right
[02:16.163] to come into hotel foyers to get everybody at it an to go shut up! to start thinking,
[02:21.440] " Hey, it' s rock ' n' roll." Do you know what my manager said to him?
[02:24.575] He said, " Nah. Rock' n' roll is going to Amsterdam, doing your gig, playing your music,
[02:31.157] that' s rock ' n' roll, right... and coming back and saying you blew ' em away."
[02:35.677] Not getting thrown off the ferry like some f ckin' scouse schlepper with your f ckin'...
[02:39.935] with... being handcuffed. That' s football hooliganism...
[02:43.148] Liam: No it isn' t...
[02:43.775] Noel: ... and I won' t stand for it
[02:44.480] Liam: No it isn' t...
[02:45.028] Noel: And listen, they all got fined a thousand pounds each.
[02:49.234] Liam: We didn' t at all.
[02:49.940] Noel: Yes you f ckin' did.
[02:50.880] Liam: You can stick your thousands pounds right up yer f ckin arse ' till it comes out your f ckin' big toe.
[02:54.015] Noel retires to the toilet
[03:03.105] Q: You' re not up for being seen as bad lads, are you?
[03:04.751] Liam: No, I' m not up for, no, no, I' m not, I' m not up for being...
[03:06.371] Noel: from bathroom He' s not a bad lad! He' s a f cking'...
[03:08.095] you know what I mean, he' s like...
[03:09.375] Liam: Shut the f ck up.... f ckin'... shut up!...
[03:10.837] I' m not up for being seen as a bad lad, I' m just up for being seen as me.
[03:15.357] And what happened on that boat, right, is we got, had a few drinks and that' s because I like drinking.
[03:21.548] And I love it. I' m into it.
[03:22.070] Noel: From bathroom You can' t drink, you !
[03:23.664] Liam: Who can' t drink? Well f ckin' where the f ck did it go?
[03:24.708] It went right in there, and I dealt with it.
[03:26.563] Noel: Still in bathroom Eeyare! Wooah!
[03:30.246] Liam: Hey, shut up! Shut the f ck up!
[03:32.780] Now, listen, right, now listen, right.
[03:35.445] And I' m not, I' m not saying, right, I' m not saying I' m proud of what happened
[03:39.703] but... that is what happened.
[03:41.218] That' s what occured on that night.
[03:43.830] And it' s like what f ckin' Bobby Gillespie said.
[03:45.711] He said, " I' m sick of all these f ckin' bands who, who ain' t got, who don' t get in situations and that no more."
[03:51.484] The last band that did it was the Pistols, and that, and they' d go out and, like, summat would happen.
[03:57.597] And that' s all it is sir: that' s the way we are, or the way I am.
[04:00.444] Liam: I always go out and meet some
[04:01.384] Noel: That' s bulls t.
[04:02.168] Bulls t. Bulls t. Bulls t!
[04:04.911] Liam: It' s not bulls t.
[04:05.355] It' s bulls t in your world, but in my world it' s f cking...
[04:08.594] Noel: It' s bulls t.
[04:09.012] Nah, it' s bulls t
[04:10.423] Liam: Shut the f ck up.
[04:10.945] What you' ve been ranting on about, right, is bulls t to me.
[04:12.513] Noel: If you think rock' n' roll is...
[04:13.401] if you think rock' n' roll...
[04:15.203] if you think rock' n' roll is getting arrested and all that...
[04:17.528] Liam: Rock' n' roll is about being yourself.
[04:20.375] Noel: No it' s not...
[04:21.342] Liam: And I went on that f ckin' boat, I had a drink, I had too much beer and I got in a fight and that was it.
[04:23.667] Noel: Rock' n' roll is about music.
[04:24.346] Music. Music. Music. It' s not about you, it' s not about me, it' s not about Oasis.
[04:29.884] It' s about the songs.
[04:30.433] Liam: No it isn' t.
[04:30.877] No it isn' t. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...
[04:33.306] Noel: It' s not, it' s not about you.
[04:34.246] Liam: What the f ck were the Pistols, then?
[04:34.743] Noel: Who' s talking about the Pistols?
[04:36.023] Liam: They were the best' rock' n' roll band that ever f ckin came out.
[04:38.374] Or one of ' em... one of ' em, mate... one of ' em.
[04:40.176] Noel: They' re not. They' re not. They' re not. They' re not.
[04:41.822] They made one album.
[04:44.486] Q: Would the Stones have done anything without getting arrested and getting people' s backs up?
[04:47.255] Liam: No, would they f ck! No, that' s why they were so good! That' s why they were so good!
[04:50.521] Noel: Of course they were good.
[04:51.957] What? Coz they got arrested! Because the Rolling Stones got arrested they were a great rock' n' roll band?
[04:54.622] Liam: No... No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
[04:55.144] Noel: F ck off! Bulls t! Bulls t!
[04:57.469] Liam: No, but they had.. but they had summat else there.
[04:58.932] Noel: They had what? An edge? Is that what you' re saying? An edge.
[05:01.335] Liam: No, they had a life, you . They had a life, man...
[05:02.041] Noel: We' ve got a life! We' ve got a life!
[05:03.373] Liam: Not if you start going on like that.
[05:04.653] Noel: Why? But do you think...
[05:05.672] Liam: Begins to mince up and down bedroom. Do you want to walk around like that? Like that?
[05:07.370] Noel: No, not at all.
[05:08.075] Liam: And get on your stage and go likethat, and you sit, and you go...
[05:09.538] Noel: Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. What I' m saying is, what I' m saying is you think...
[05:14.684] Liam: You get into situations...
[05:15.311] Noel: No... you think it' s rock' n' roll to get thrown off a ferry, and it' s not.
[05:17.766] Liam: I don' t think it' s rock' n' roll.
[05:18.837] Noel: You f cking... that was your quote, you p k! That was your quote.
[05:21.815] Liam: No it weren' t. No it weren' t. No it weren' t. No...
[05:23.618] Noel: It' s rock' n' rooooooool! It' s rock' n' rooool! That' s what you said!
[05:25.316] Liam: I was laughing about it.
[05:25.995] Noel: No you weren' t.
[05:26.779] Liam: Coz everyone was getting hung up about it,
[05:27.745] going on like some Japanese f cker or some p k from Sony, right
[05:31.402] who wants to come f ckin' see us, right, and they' ve got a flight out there, right
[05:34.302] and that Marcus was going on to me going,
[05:36.287] " What do you think about that, then" and I' m saying what do you mean what do I think.
[05:39.108] I think f ck all about you...
[05:40.206] they mean f ck all to me, you know, I don' t even know him.
[05:43.523] Right, and if they f cking are flying out there, they' re gonna it back on whatever the f ck...
[05:46.606] that' s f ck all, that' s...
[05:47.886] Noel: Right.
[05:48.330] Liam:... that' s bulls t...
[05:49.218] Noel: But what I' m saying to you...
[05:50.158] Liam: And I just said it f ckin happened.
[05:51.203] Noel: Nah...
[05:51.647] Liam: And as far as I' m concerned, I was, I' m into it.
[05:53.267] Noel: What I' m saying to you is...
[05:53.528] Liam: Now I' m out of that cell and I f ckin' got out of that piss bucket,
[05:57.028] and I laugh about it and I think, yeah, f ckin' good, man.
[05:59.615] Noel: Bollocks, man! Oasis... Oasis, right, is not...
[06:02.593] Liam: It happened, right. It happened. That was reality, mate. It happened.
[06:04.813] Noel: We' re not a bunch of boxers, are we? Right, so Oasis...
[06:08.235] Q: But Oasis is seen as being a band who' s similar to the Rolling Stones the Pistols and the like....
[06:12.911] Noel: Music! Music!
[06:13.616] Liam: And that' s where you want to be, that' s where you want to be...
[06:14.818] Q: Let me see what you think of this.
[06:20.539] Musically, no, the reason people are writing about you I' d say musically it' s about 70 of it.
[06:27.540] The other 30, the reason that you get in the press and the people go, f ckin',
[06:32.006] and looking at you and all that is coz you do seem like a band that wherever they go summat' s going to happen.
[06:36.212] Liam: And that' s good. That is good.
[06:36.813] Noel: That' s fine... that' s fine.
[06:44.989] Liam: I went, I went, uh, to do a video a King' s Cross Station, yeah.
[06:47.915] I went out to the f cking shop to buy a paper, yeah,
[06:50.031] while I was there I had makeup on and f cking everthing ready to do the video shoot and you know ten minutes later,
[06:56.614] some crazy crackhead f cking bird... some woman called Pauline going,
[07:01.002] " Look man, look, they' re f cking..." coz they' re talking bulls t, and getting me hotter.... and that was it, it' s a situation.
[07:10.406] Noel: Right.
[07:11.112] Liam: ... that just arose.
[07:11.634] Noel: Right. Fine, that' s...
[07:12.731] Liam: That is life.
[07:13.358] Noel: Right. What I f cking say to that is,
[07:15.344] what I say to that is situations like that have been happening to me him before we were in a band.
[07:21.430] Liam: Therefore, why should it all change? Why should...
[07:22.788] Noel: Shut up. Shut up.
[07:23.886] Liam: I get in situations all the time....
[07:24.643] Noel: He' s just said, he' s just said 70...
[07:28.248] Liam: The band, the band is not a rule book for my life.
[07:30.495] Noel: Right. The band is about f ckin' music.
[07:32.793] Right. It' s not about getting thrown off f ckin ferries, or about...
[07:36.398] Liam: I never said that.
[07:37.260] Noel: Why don' t you go downstairs and smash the bar up and say you' re the singer of Oasis?
[07:40.944] Liam: Coz I don' t want to.
[07:42.276] If I did, if I was gonna go down smash the bar up, I' d do and there' s nothing would stop me.
[07:44.757] Noel: Then why don' t you go and make a scene, then?
[07:46.090] Liam: Coz I' m not in that... I' m f cking... you know what I mean?
[07:49.721] Noel: You' re not... you' re not...
[07:51.131] Right. Why don' t you do a Keith Richards? Throw the TV out of the window!
[07:58.759] Liam: Coz I' m not Keith Richards.
[08:01.450] Noel: Throw the TV out the window!
[08:03.043] Liam: I don' t want to do that.
[08:04.219] If I wanted to do it, I' d just go like that and do it, and do it.
[08:07.301] But I don' t want to do that. I' m not about that.
[08:09.783] Noel: What are you about?
[08:10.488] Liam: I' m about being... I' m about going down the f ckin'... I' m about...
[08:16.287] That' s what I' m about.
[08:16.705] Noel: Right. That' s what you' re about. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. But I' m talking about f ckin'....
[08:22.348] Ehyeh, I' m talking about our band here.
[08:24.908] hey, yo, I' m talking about our band.
[08:26.788] Liam: Yeah, that' s what I' m talking about.
[08:28.016] Noel: No you' re not. You' re talking about you.
[08:29.061] You' re talking about you, right.
[08:30.393] I' m talking about our band... our band. Our band is about tunes.
[08:37.525] Liam: Yeah, I know. Don' t... don' t think I' m stupid. Don' t talk to me like I' m..
[08:40.895] Noel: He' s just said, seventy, 70 of what people are writing about is the music.
[08:45.780] Right. I' ll take the 70. The 30, you can go and f ckin' blow it.
[08:53.407] Liam: Sit down, man. Sit down, coz you' re getting into a state.
[08:56.490] You' re building yourself into a stat.
[08:57.273] You' ve had too many G Ts. Sit the f ck down.
[08:59.494] Noel: No, no, no, I' am not
[09:00.382] Noel: See, you' re not a spokesman for the band.
[09:00.565] Liam: I' am nah are you?
[09:02.785] Noel: Yeah. I am.
[09:03.491] Liam: Are you?
[09:04.039] Noel: Yeah. I am.
[09:04.588] Liam: You might be in your little world,
[09:05.868] but as far as I' m concerned, if you think what I' m saying is bulls t, I think what you' re saying is f ckin' bulls t, man.
[09:10.491] Noel: Right. Well, fine. Right. Well, fine. You don' t speak for the band.
[09:13.365] ......
[09:14.593] Liam: You don' t speak for the band.
[09:15.376] Noel: I do speak for the band.
[09:16.970] Liam: You do, yeah, because you f ckin', yeah...
[09:18.642] I f cking speak for the band, I' m speaking now for the band.
[09:21.463] And I' m into it. I' m into all that f ckin' s t.
[09:23.448] Noel: Yeah, you are. You are.
[09:24.702] Liam: He' s teetotal. He' s a f ckin' priest. He was born to be a priest.
[09:30.318] Noel: No, listen. Listen. Listen. No, no, yeah, whoa, whoa, yeah.
[09:35.700] The difference is, I don' t get caught.
[09:37.188] Liam: Right.
[09:39.722] Noel: Right. I don' t get caught.
[09:43.197] Liam: But I have to admit that I was f ckin'...
[09:48.238] Noel: Right. That' s all I have to say.... I don' t get caught.
[09:52.078] Liam: So what you' re trying to say, right,
[09:55.317] what you' re trying to say, you' re trying to say, right,
[09:57.616] that I' m out in a pub, yeah, I have a few beers, yeah, a situation arises,
[10:03.076] and I' m supposed to go like that makes suitably effeminate gesture?
[10:05.819] Noel: What pub, where?
[10:06.942] Liam: Anywhere, anywhere! The boat, the boat, the boat, the boat is the same thing.
[10:09.528] Noel: It isn' t! Coz you' re with Oasis! You' re with the band!
[10:12.271] Liam: Nah, nah, nah. There' s no rules.
[10:13.629] Why don' t you show me the rule book, then...
[10:15.171] coz if you' ve got a rule book, what you' re saying is complete and utter f ckin' VOLUME WARNING Bloooarskybluh!
[10:21.335] Noel: I haven' t got a rule book. I' m not saying there' s any rules.
[10:23.765] I' m saying you' re proud of the fact, you' re proud of the fact. Why?
[10:27.317] Liam: Coz it happened. I' m not proud... no, I' m not...
[10:30.165] If it didn' t happen, if it didn' t hapen, we wouldn' t have been asked.
[10:32.437] Yeah, I won' t be going... I won' t be going...
[10:34.371] no, I don' t go out to f cking' get a vibe and that to go " Yeah, yeah..."
[10:37.662] Noel: You do! You do!
[10:39.856] You do, you walk into hotel f ckin' foyers and you get everybody at it and you go " Psss",
[10:43.957] knocking on people' s doors and go " hey", f ckin'...
[10:45.185] Liam: I' m having the crack.
[10:46.178] Noel: Right. Yeah. You' re proud of the fact.
[10:48.006] Liam: And it' s not doing anyone any harm.
[10:50.828] It' s not doing anyone any harm. That' s me. John Lennon used to f ckin' burn about doing little mad things, and that...
[10:53.414] Noel: Do you know John Lennon?
[10:54.119] Liam: Do you know him?
[10:55.007] Noel: I don' t, but do you?
[10:55.582] Liam: Yeah.
[10:57.384] Noel: Well, you must be pretty old. How old are you? 21?
[10:59.291] Liam: No. About f ckin' thousand and five f ckin' one.
[11:01.930] Noel: You' re 22.
[11:02.740] Liam: No, I' m 21.
[11:03.628] Noel: Right. And remember, I watched you being born...
[11:04.986] Liam: Right.
[11:05.508] Noel: ... and I don' t even know John Lennon.
[11:06.553] Liam: Right.
[11:06.919] Noel: Right, then, so shut the f ck up about knowing John Lennon... so what are you trying to say, then?
[11:10.655] Liam: What I' m saying' s that you' re not rock ' n' roll.
[11:12.222] You want to be teetotal and walk around and go like that?
[11:20.059] Noel: I think you' re missing the point.
[11:20.686] Liam: No, you' re missing the point.
[11:22.357] indecipherable
[11:31.709] Noel: They don' t want They don' t want They don' t want to be judged
[11:36.594] Liam: And I know that, I ' m not f cking stupid.
[11:39.337] Q: Then why did he put the references to white lines in Cigarettes Alcohol?
[11:41.793] Liam: Exactly, why, why, didn' t you, why, why...
[11:43.882] Noel: That is, that' s a part... that' s not being bad, that' s a part of life.
[11:46.233] That is a part of f ckin' life, we all snort white lines every day.
[11:51.066] Liam: Exactly. and we all get into trouble now again, we all have little fights..
[11:54.331] Noel: No we don' t. We don' t all get into trouble.
[11:55.742] Liam: But I do. You want to be, you want to be..
[12:00.914] Noel: Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Let' s talk about music!
[12:08.150] Liam: You want to be, you want to be, you want to be Keith Richards.
[12:09.482] You want to be Keith Richards. Admit it. Admit it. You want to be Keith Richards. Admit it. Admit it. Admit it. Admit it.
[12:14.733] Noel: Let' s talk about music. Let' s not talk about you being a hard guy. Let' s talk about music. Let' s talk about music!
[12:17.633] Let' s not talk about you being an ' ard guy, let' s talk about music, let' s not talk about you being an ' ard man, let' s talk about music.
[12:20.611] Liam: You' re getting hung up about... you' re getting hung up about a situation that occured on a boat!
[12:26.984] Q: Let' s go back to where we were before, when you said...
[12:28.996] that people saying " I go on Oasis' bus and you can' t move for drugs and all that, and they' re f ckin' up all night..."
[12:37.668] You' re up for that? You' re up for that? That' s the side that you will go..
[12:41.482] Noel: Right. People are sat, right, in England, right now,
[12:45.218] in flats across this country, whether it be Glasgow, Manchester, Birmingham, London, Leeds, Liverpool, Sheffield... in rooms like this.
[12:52.584] And they' ve all got their drugs out. that' s no f cking... that is no big... that is a part of life.
[12:57.704] Liam: Exactly. So shut the f ck up , man!
[12:59.585] Noel: I' m not talking about that!
[13:01.335] Liam: Shut the f ck up, man, you' re just contradicting yourself..
[13:03.582] Noel: I' m not, I' m not, I' m not..
[13:04.627] Liam: .. You' ve had too many f ckin' drinks, right.
[13:05.228] The thing is, I don' t want to be classed...
[13:06.377] I don' t want to go on about how I' m this, how I' m a hard f cker, and I' m this... I' m in this band to make f cking music,
[13:12.516] but that thing will come along with it. It always does.
[13:15.259] Q: The Who hated each other you know?
[13:16.669] Liam: Yeah, well I hate this bastard.
[13:17.897] Q: Is that important to you? Is that what fires this band up?
[13:20.431] Liam: Yeah. That' s what it' s all about.
[13:21.842] That' s w hy we' ll be the best band in the world, because I f ckin' hate that twat there.
[13:24.584] Q: The Who used to go on about how much they f ckin' hated eachother.
[13:27.014] Noel: The samegoes for you laughing
[13:30.201] Liam: Yeah, well I f ckin' hate him.
[13:30.566] And I hope one day there' s a release where I can smash f ck out of him, with a f ckin' Rickenbacker, right on his nose,
[13:35.321] and then he does the same to me, coz I think that we' re stepping right up to it now.
[13:39.944] There' s a f ckin' line there and we' re right on the edge of it.
[13:43.941] Q: How often do you have arguments like this?
[13:46.214] Liam: Every f ckin'... every day. Every day. Every time...
[13:47.442] Noel: Hourly
[13:50.184] Q: Yeah.
[13:50.785] Noel: Hourly
[13:52.692] Q: And how do you manage to go on stage with each other?
[13:54.416] Liam: I f ck him off.
[13:55.435] Q: Do you argue immediately before you... do you argue immediately before you...
[13:57.055] Liam: I' ve got a mike stand, I' ve got a mike stand, yeah.
[14:00.111] And I' ve got a mike stand, right, and that' s what I' m about, right, what I' m into.
[14:02.880] I' m not going to f ck off because he thinks my views are f cking too outrageous or whatever.
[14:08.287] I' ve got my f ckin' vibe, and Igo to that mike stand, and I do my business.
[14:11.579] He stands f ckin' in his f ckin' corner, he does, he does his little riffs and his little dance let him do that.
[14:15.758] McGuigan does his f ckin' bit, I' ll do my bit, the drummer does their bit. And that' s what it' s all about.
[14:20.382] Five people, not one.
[14:23.229] Q: Do you have any recurring dreams?
[14:23.859] Noel: Yeah. Just the one.
[14:27.874] Liam: When I take over the band
[00:02.103] Q: How do you feel about the fact that, already, Oasis have attracted a reputation for being...
[00:05.525] er, rock' n' roll animals?
[00:09.208] Liam: I' m into it, me.
[00:10.384] I' m into it
[00:11.220] but at the end of the day, like he says
[00:14.694] I go home and get a clip off me mam.
[00:17.228] Know what I mean, and I do.
[00:18.534] She clips me ' round the head and goes,
[00:20.388] " What are you like, you little tinker?".
[00:21.512] Q: Did you get a clip after Amsterdam?
[00:23.105] Liam: Oh yeah, I get it all the time.
[00:24.281] You know what I mean, she looks at me and goes,
[00:26.240] " You f ckin' daft bastard."
[00:32.039] Noel: It' s not a, it' s a reputation
[00:34.390] right, that I...
[00:35.748] Liam : I like the way it' s bubbling up.
[00:38.282] It' s reminding me of the Roses all over again.
[00:40.555] I like that, me.
[00:41.260] I want to get 2000 people in a nice f ckin' gaff who are there to see you, not f ckin' go...
[00:45.623] Noel: No, no, no, yeh
[00:46.746] Liam: I want Blur to go, yeah, man, I' m a f cking...
[00:48.392] Noel: Woah. eeyare. Hang on a minute.
[00:50.638] That' s not what he' s on about.
[00:51.579] Liam: He is.
[00:51.997] Noel: He' s on about a reputation, about getting thrown off f ckin' ferries
[00:55.967] Liam: Yeah, but that' s part of it, that' s what...
[00:57.273] Q: How do you feel about the fact that that' s what' s spoken of them.
[01:02.315] Or it was, sort of...
[01:05.554] Noel: The thing about getting thrown off ferries blah, blah, blah
[01:07.853] and getting deported is summat that I' m not proud about because...
[01:13.757] Liam: Well I am, la.
[01:14.828] Noel: Yeah, alright. Well if you' re, right, well if you' re, right, well if,
[01:18.511] if you' re proud about getting thrown off ferries,
[01:20.548] then why don' t you go and support West Ham and get the f ck out of my band
[01:23.474] and go and be a football hooligan, right?
[01:25.486] Coz we' re musicians, right?
[01:27.445] We' re not football hooligans.
[01:28.437] Liam: You' re only gutted coz you was in bed f ckin' reading your f ckin' books...
[01:30.449] Noel: No, not at all.
[01:30.867] Listen. No, listen.
[01:32.800] He says, right... Here' s a quote for you from my manager, Marcus Russell, right...
[01:37.763] Liam: He' s a f ckin'...' nother f ckin'...
[01:39.069] Noel: Shut up, you .
[01:40.271] Right, he gets off the ferry after getting f ckin' deported.
[01:43.510] I' m left in Amsterdam with me out like a f ckin' spare p k at a f ckin' wedding...
[01:47.820] Liam: It was a bad move, you know...
[01:48.761] Noel: Shut up! Shut up!
[01:50.224] Right, he gets off the ferry and Marcus says,
[01:52.627] " What are you f ckin' doing?"
[01:54.116] you know, " What the f ck is going..."
[01:55.396] Liam: What the fuh, wha' the fuh, wha' fuh....
[01:57.198] Noel: " What are you doing...", and all that, and he says, right
[01:59.236] " These lot think it' s rock' n' roll to get thrown off a ferry... to get..."
[02:02.788] Liam: No I don' t.
[02:03.259] Noel: Shut up.
[02:03.964] These lot think it' s rock' n' roll to get thrown off...
[02:05.766] Liam: I don' t.
[02:06.184] Noel: Shut the f ck up, man!
[02:07.961] These lot think... I' m gonna have to say this part, are you gonna shut up?!
[02:12.637] These lot think it' s rock' n' roll to get thrown off a ferry, right
[02:16.163] to come into hotel foyers to get everybody at it an to go shut up! to start thinking,
[02:21.440] " Hey, it' s rock ' n' roll." Do you know what my manager said to him?
[02:24.575] He said, " Nah. Rock' n' roll is going to Amsterdam, doing your gig, playing your music,
[02:31.157] that' s rock ' n' roll, right... and coming back and saying you blew ' em away."
[02:35.677] Not getting thrown off the ferry like some f ckin' scouse schlepper with your f ckin'...
[02:39.935] with... being handcuffed. That' s football hooliganism...
[02:43.148] Liam: No it isn' t...
[02:43.775] Noel: ... and I won' t stand for it
[02:44.480] Liam: No it isn' t...
[02:45.028] Noel: And listen, they all got fined a thousand pounds each.
[02:49.234] Liam: We didn' t at all.
[02:49.940] Noel: Yes you f ckin' did.
[02:50.880] Liam: You can stick your thousands pounds right up yer f ckin arse ' till it comes out your f ckin' big toe.
[02:54.015] Noel retires to the toilet
[03:03.105] Q: You' re not up for being seen as bad lads, are you?
[03:04.751] Liam: No, I' m not up for, no, no, I' m not, I' m not up for being...
[03:06.371] Noel: from bathroom He' s not a bad lad! He' s a f cking'...
[03:08.095] you know what I mean, he' s like...
[03:09.375] Liam: Shut the f ck up.... f ckin'... shut up!...
[03:10.837] I' m not up for being seen as a bad lad, I' m just up for being seen as me.
[03:15.357] And what happened on that boat, right, is we got, had a few drinks and that' s because I like drinking.
[03:21.548] And I love it. I' m into it.
[03:22.070] Noel: From bathroom You can' t drink, you !
[03:23.664] Liam: Who can' t drink? Well f ckin' where the f ck did it go?
[03:24.708] It went right in there, and I dealt with it.
[03:26.563] Noel: Still in bathroom Eeyare! Wooah!
[03:30.246] Liam: Hey, shut up! Shut the f ck up!
[03:32.780] Now, listen, right, now listen, right.
[03:35.445] And I' m not, I' m not saying, right, I' m not saying I' m proud of what happened
[03:39.703] but... that is what happened.
[03:41.218] That' s what occured on that night.
[03:43.830] And it' s like what f ckin' Bobby Gillespie said.
[03:45.711] He said, " I' m sick of all these f ckin' bands who, who ain' t got, who don' t get in situations and that no more."
[03:51.484] The last band that did it was the Pistols, and that, and they' d go out and, like, summat would happen.
[03:57.597] And that' s all it is sir: that' s the way we are, or the way I am.
[04:00.444] Liam: I always go out and meet some
[04:01.384] Noel: That' s bulls t.
[04:02.168] Bulls t. Bulls t. Bulls t!
[04:04.911] Liam: It' s not bulls t.
[04:05.355] It' s bulls t in your world, but in my world it' s f cking...
[04:08.594] Noel: It' s bulls t.
[04:09.012] Nah, it' s bulls t
[04:10.423] Liam: Shut the f ck up.
[04:10.945] What you' ve been ranting on about, right, is bulls t to me.
[04:12.513] Noel: If you think rock' n' roll is...
[04:13.401] if you think rock' n' roll...
[04:15.203] if you think rock' n' roll is getting arrested and all that...
[04:17.528] Liam: Rock' n' roll is about being yourself.
[04:20.375] Noel: No it' s not...
[04:21.342] Liam: And I went on that f ckin' boat, I had a drink, I had too much beer and I got in a fight and that was it.
[04:23.667] Noel: Rock' n' roll is about music.
[04:24.346] Music. Music. Music. It' s not about you, it' s not about me, it' s not about Oasis.
[04:29.884] It' s about the songs.
[04:30.433] Liam: No it isn' t.
[04:30.877] No it isn' t. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...
[04:33.306] Noel: It' s not, it' s not about you.
[04:34.246] Liam: What the f ck were the Pistols, then?
[04:34.743] Noel: Who' s talking about the Pistols?
[04:36.023] Liam: They were the best' rock' n' roll band that ever f ckin came out.
[04:38.374] Or one of ' em... one of ' em, mate... one of ' em.
[04:40.176] Noel: They' re not. They' re not. They' re not. They' re not.
[04:41.822] They made one album.
[04:44.486] Q: Would the Stones have done anything without getting arrested and getting people' s backs up?
[04:47.255] Liam: No, would they f ck! No, that' s why they were so good! That' s why they were so good!
[04:50.521] Noel: Of course they were good.
[04:51.957] What? Coz they got arrested! Because the Rolling Stones got arrested they were a great rock' n' roll band?
[04:54.622] Liam: No... No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
[04:55.144] Noel: F ck off! Bulls t! Bulls t!
[04:57.469] Liam: No, but they had.. but they had summat else there.
[04:58.932] Noel: They had what? An edge? Is that what you' re saying? An edge.
[05:01.335] Liam: No, they had a life, you . They had a life, man...
[05:02.041] Noel: We' ve got a life! We' ve got a life!
[05:03.373] Liam: Not if you start going on like that.
[05:04.653] Noel: Why? But do you think...
[05:05.672] Liam: Begins to mince up and down bedroom. Do you want to walk around like that? Like that?
[05:07.370] Noel: No, not at all.
[05:08.075] Liam: And get on your stage and go likethat, and you sit, and you go...
[05:09.538] Noel: Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. What I' m saying is, what I' m saying is you think...
[05:14.684] Liam: You get into situations...
[05:15.311] Noel: No... you think it' s rock' n' roll to get thrown off a ferry, and it' s not.
[05:17.766] Liam: I don' t think it' s rock' n' roll.
[05:18.837] Noel: You f cking... that was your quote, you p k! That was your quote.
[05:21.815] Liam: No it weren' t. No it weren' t. No it weren' t. No...
[05:23.618] Noel: It' s rock' n' rooooooool! It' s rock' n' rooool! That' s what you said!
[05:25.316] Liam: I was laughing about it.
[05:25.995] Noel: No you weren' t.
[05:26.779] Liam: Coz everyone was getting hung up about it,
[05:27.745] going on like some Japanese f cker or some p k from Sony, right
[05:31.402] who wants to come f ckin' see us, right, and they' ve got a flight out there, right
[05:34.302] and that Marcus was going on to me going,
[05:36.287] " What do you think about that, then" and I' m saying what do you mean what do I think.
[05:39.108] I think f ck all about you...
[05:40.206] they mean f ck all to me, you know, I don' t even know him.
[05:43.523] Right, and if they f cking are flying out there, they' re gonna it back on whatever the f ck...
[05:46.606] that' s f ck all, that' s...
[05:47.886] Noel: Right.
[05:48.330] Liam:... that' s bulls t...
[05:49.218] Noel: But what I' m saying to you...
[05:50.158] Liam: And I just said it f ckin happened.
[05:51.203] Noel: Nah...
[05:51.647] Liam: And as far as I' m concerned, I was, I' m into it.
[05:53.267] Noel: What I' m saying to you is...
[05:53.528] Liam: Now I' m out of that cell and I f ckin' got out of that piss bucket,
[05:57.028] and I laugh about it and I think, yeah, f ckin' good, man.
[05:59.615] Noel: Bollocks, man! Oasis... Oasis, right, is not...
[06:02.593] Liam: It happened, right. It happened. That was reality, mate. It happened.
[06:04.813] Noel: We' re not a bunch of boxers, are we? Right, so Oasis...
[06:08.235] Q: But Oasis is seen as being a band who' s similar to the Rolling Stones the Pistols and the like....
[06:12.911] Noel: Music! Music!
[06:13.616] Liam: And that' s where you want to be, that' s where you want to be...
[06:14.818] Q: Let me see what you think of this.
[06:20.539] Musically, no, the reason people are writing about you I' d say musically it' s about 70 of it.
[06:27.540] The other 30, the reason that you get in the press and the people go, f ckin',
[06:32.006] and looking at you and all that is coz you do seem like a band that wherever they go summat' s going to happen.
[06:36.212] Liam: And that' s good. That is good.
[06:36.813] Noel: That' s fine... that' s fine.
[06:44.989] Liam: I went, I went, uh, to do a video a King' s Cross Station, yeah.
[06:47.915] I went out to the f cking shop to buy a paper, yeah,
[06:50.031] while I was there I had makeup on and f cking everthing ready to do the video shoot and you know ten minutes later,
[06:56.614] some crazy crackhead f cking bird... some woman called Pauline going,
[07:01.002] " Look man, look, they' re f cking..." coz they' re talking bulls t, and getting me hotter.... and that was it, it' s a situation.
[07:10.406] Noel: Right.
[07:11.112] Liam: ... that just arose.
[07:11.634] Noel: Right. Fine, that' s...
[07:12.731] Liam: That is life.
[07:13.358] Noel: Right. What I f cking say to that is,
[07:15.344] what I say to that is situations like that have been happening to me him before we were in a band.
[07:21.430] Liam: Therefore, why should it all change? Why should...
[07:22.788] Noel: Shut up. Shut up.
[07:23.886] Liam: I get in situations all the time....
[07:24.643] Noel: He' s just said, he' s just said 70...
[07:28.248] Liam: The band, the band is not a rule book for my life.
[07:30.495] Noel: Right. The band is about f ckin' music.
[07:32.793] Right. It' s not about getting thrown off f ckin ferries, or about...
[07:36.398] Liam: I never said that.
[07:37.260] Noel: Why don' t you go downstairs and smash the bar up and say you' re the singer of Oasis?
[07:40.944] Liam: Coz I don' t want to.
[07:42.276] If I did, if I was gonna go down smash the bar up, I' d do and there' s nothing would stop me.
[07:44.757] Noel: Then why don' t you go and make a scene, then?
[07:46.090] Liam: Coz I' m not in that... I' m f cking... you know what I mean?
[07:49.721] Noel: You' re not... you' re not...
[07:51.131] Right. Why don' t you do a Keith Richards? Throw the TV out of the window!
[07:58.759] Liam: Coz I' m not Keith Richards.
[08:01.450] Noel: Throw the TV out the window!
[08:03.043] Liam: I don' t want to do that.
[08:04.219] If I wanted to do it, I' d just go like that and do it, and do it.
[08:07.301] But I don' t want to do that. I' m not about that.
[08:09.783] Noel: What are you about?
[08:10.488] Liam: I' m about being... I' m about going down the f ckin'... I' m about...
[08:16.287] That' s what I' m about.
[08:16.705] Noel: Right. That' s what you' re about. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. But I' m talking about f ckin'....
[08:22.348] Ehyeh, I' m talking about our band here.
[08:24.908] hey, yo, I' m talking about our band.
[08:26.788] Liam: Yeah, that' s what I' m talking about.
[08:28.016] Noel: No you' re not. You' re talking about you.
[08:29.061] You' re talking about you, right.
[08:30.393] I' m talking about our band... our band. Our band is about tunes.
[08:37.525] Liam: Yeah, I know. Don' t... don' t think I' m stupid. Don' t talk to me like I' m..
[08:40.895] Noel: He' s just said, seventy, 70 of what people are writing about is the music.
[08:45.780] Right. I' ll take the 70. The 30, you can go and f ckin' blow it.
[08:53.407] Liam: Sit down, man. Sit down, coz you' re getting into a state.
[08:56.490] You' re building yourself into a stat.
[08:57.273] You' ve had too many G Ts. Sit the f ck down.
[08:59.494] Noel: No, no, no, I' am not
[09:00.382] Noel: See, you' re not a spokesman for the band.
[09:00.565] Liam: I' am nah are you?
[09:02.785] Noel: Yeah. I am.
[09:03.491] Liam: Are you?
[09:04.039] Noel: Yeah. I am.
[09:04.588] Liam: You might be in your little world,
[09:05.868] but as far as I' m concerned, if you think what I' m saying is bulls t, I think what you' re saying is f ckin' bulls t, man.
[09:10.491] Noel: Right. Well, fine. Right. Well, fine. You don' t speak for the band.
[09:13.365] ......
[09:14.593] Liam: You don' t speak for the band.
[09:15.376] Noel: I do speak for the band.
[09:16.970] Liam: You do, yeah, because you f ckin', yeah...
[09:18.642] I f cking speak for the band, I' m speaking now for the band.
[09:21.463] And I' m into it. I' m into all that f ckin' s t.
[09:23.448] Noel: Yeah, you are. You are.
[09:24.702] Liam: He' s teetotal. He' s a f ckin' priest. He was born to be a priest.
[09:30.318] Noel: No, listen. Listen. Listen. No, no, yeah, whoa, whoa, yeah.
[09:35.700] The difference is, I don' t get caught.
[09:37.188] Liam: Right.
[09:39.722] Noel: Right. I don' t get caught.
[09:43.197] Liam: But I have to admit that I was f ckin'...
[09:48.238] Noel: Right. That' s all I have to say.... I don' t get caught.
[09:52.078] Liam: So what you' re trying to say, right,
[09:55.317] what you' re trying to say, you' re trying to say, right,
[09:57.616] that I' m out in a pub, yeah, I have a few beers, yeah, a situation arises,
[10:03.076] and I' m supposed to go like that makes suitably effeminate gesture?
[10:05.819] Noel: What pub, where?
[10:06.942] Liam: Anywhere, anywhere! The boat, the boat, the boat, the boat is the same thing.
[10:09.528] Noel: It isn' t! Coz you' re with Oasis! You' re with the band!
[10:12.271] Liam: Nah, nah, nah. There' s no rules.
[10:13.629] Why don' t you show me the rule book, then...
[10:15.171] coz if you' ve got a rule book, what you' re saying is complete and utter f ckin' VOLUME WARNING Bloooarskybluh!
[10:21.335] Noel: I haven' t got a rule book. I' m not saying there' s any rules.
[10:23.765] I' m saying you' re proud of the fact, you' re proud of the fact. Why?
[10:27.317] Liam: Coz it happened. I' m not proud... no, I' m not...
[10:30.165] If it didn' t happen, if it didn' t hapen, we wouldn' t have been asked.
[10:32.437] Yeah, I won' t be going... I won' t be going...
[10:34.371] no, I don' t go out to f cking' get a vibe and that to go " Yeah, yeah..."
[10:37.662] Noel: You do! You do!
[10:39.856] You do, you walk into hotel f ckin' foyers and you get everybody at it and you go " Psss",
[10:43.957] knocking on people' s doors and go " hey", f ckin'...
[10:45.185] Liam: I' m having the crack.
[10:46.178] Noel: Right. Yeah. You' re proud of the fact.
[10:48.006] Liam: And it' s not doing anyone any harm.
[10:50.828] It' s not doing anyone any harm. That' s me. John Lennon used to f ckin' burn about doing little mad things, and that...
[10:53.414] Noel: Do you know John Lennon?
[10:54.119] Liam: Do you know him?
[10:55.007] Noel: I don' t, but do you?
[10:55.582] Liam: Yeah.
[10:57.384] Noel: Well, you must be pretty old. How old are you? 21?
[10:59.291] Liam: No. About f ckin' thousand and five f ckin' one.
[11:01.930] Noel: You' re 22.
[11:02.740] Liam: No, I' m 21.
[11:03.628] Noel: Right. And remember, I watched you being born...
[11:04.986] Liam: Right.
[11:05.508] Noel: ... and I don' t even know John Lennon.
[11:06.553] Liam: Right.
[11:06.919] Noel: Right, then, so shut the f ck up about knowing John Lennon... so what are you trying to say, then?
[11:10.655] Liam: What I' m saying' s that you' re not rock ' n' roll.
[11:12.222] You want to be teetotal and walk around and go like that?
[11:20.059] Noel: I think you' re missing the point.
[11:20.686] Liam: No, you' re missing the point.
[11:22.357] indecipherable
[11:31.709] Noel: They don' t want They don' t want They don' t want to be judged
[11:36.594] Liam: And I know that, I ' m not f cking stupid.
[11:39.337] Q: Then why did he put the references to white lines in Cigarettes Alcohol?
[11:41.793] Liam: Exactly, why, why, didn' t you, why, why...
[11:43.882] Noel: That is, that' s a part... that' s not being bad, that' s a part of life.
[11:46.233] That is a part of f ckin' life, we all snort white lines every day.
[11:51.066] Liam: Exactly. and we all get into trouble now again, we all have little fights..
[11:54.331] Noel: No we don' t. We don' t all get into trouble.
[11:55.742] Liam: But I do. You want to be, you want to be..
[12:00.914] Noel: Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Let' s talk about music!
[12:08.150] Liam: You want to be, you want to be, you want to be Keith Richards.
[12:09.482] You want to be Keith Richards. Admit it. Admit it. You want to be Keith Richards. Admit it. Admit it. Admit it. Admit it.
[12:14.733] Noel: Let' s talk about music. Let' s not talk about you being a hard guy. Let' s talk about music. Let' s talk about music!
[12:17.633] Let' s not talk about you being an ' ard guy, let' s talk about music, let' s not talk about you being an ' ard man, let' s talk about music.
[12:20.611] Liam: You' re getting hung up about... you' re getting hung up about a situation that occured on a boat!
[12:26.984] Q: Let' s go back to where we were before, when you said...
[12:28.996] that people saying " I go on Oasis' bus and you can' t move for drugs and all that, and they' re f ckin' up all night..."
[12:37.668] You' re up for that? You' re up for that? That' s the side that you will go..
[12:41.482] Noel: Right. People are sat, right, in England, right now,
[12:45.218] in flats across this country, whether it be Glasgow, Manchester, Birmingham, London, Leeds, Liverpool, Sheffield... in rooms like this.
[12:52.584] And they' ve all got their drugs out. that' s no f cking... that is no big... that is a part of life.
[12:57.704] Liam: Exactly. So shut the f ck up , man!
[12:59.585] Noel: I' m not talking about that!
[13:01.335] Liam: Shut the f ck up, man, you' re just contradicting yourself..
[13:03.582] Noel: I' m not, I' m not, I' m not..
[13:04.627] Liam: .. You' ve had too many f ckin' drinks, right.
[13:05.228] The thing is, I don' t want to be classed...
[13:06.377] I don' t want to go on about how I' m this, how I' m a hard f cker, and I' m this... I' m in this band to make f cking music,
[13:12.516] but that thing will come along with it. It always does.
[13:15.259] Q: The Who hated each other you know?
[13:16.669] Liam: Yeah, well I hate this bastard.
[13:17.897] Q: Is that important to you? Is that what fires this band up?
[13:20.431] Liam: Yeah. That' s what it' s all about.
[13:21.842] That' s w hy we' ll be the best band in the world, because I f ckin' hate that twat there.
[13:24.584] Q: The Who used to go on about how much they f ckin' hated eachother.
[13:27.014] Noel: The samegoes for you laughing
[13:30.201] Liam: Yeah, well I f ckin' hate him.
[13:30.566] And I hope one day there' s a release where I can smash f ck out of him, with a f ckin' Rickenbacker, right on his nose,
[13:35.321] and then he does the same to me, coz I think that we' re stepping right up to it now.
[13:39.944] There' s a f ckin' line there and we' re right on the edge of it.
[13:43.941] Q: How often do you have arguments like this?
[13:46.214] Liam: Every f ckin'... every day. Every day. Every time...
[13:47.442] Noel: Hourly
[13:50.184] Q: Yeah.
[13:50.785] Noel: Hourly
[13:52.692] Q: And how do you manage to go on stage with each other?
[13:54.416] Liam: I f ck him off.
[13:55.435] Q: Do you argue immediately before you... do you argue immediately before you...
[13:57.055] Liam: I' ve got a mike stand, I' ve got a mike stand, yeah.
[14:00.111] And I' ve got a mike stand, right, and that' s what I' m about, right, what I' m into.
[14:02.880] I' m not going to f ck off because he thinks my views are f cking too outrageous or whatever.
[14:08.287] I' ve got my f ckin' vibe, and Igo to that mike stand, and I do my business.
[14:11.579] He stands f ckin' in his f ckin' corner, he does, he does his little riffs and his little dance let him do that.
[14:15.758] McGuigan does his f ckin' bit, I' ll do my bit, the drummer does their bit. And that' s what it' s all about.
[14:20.382] Five people, not one.
[14:23.229] Q: Do you have any recurring dreams?
[14:23.859] Noel: Yeah. Just the one.
[14:27.874] Liam: When I take over the band
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