[00:02.103]Q: How do you feel about the fact that, already, Oasis have attracted a reputation for being...
[00:05.525]er, rock'n'roll animals?
[00:09.208]Liam: I'm into it, me.
[00:10.384]I'm into it
[00:11.220]but at the end of the day, like he says
[00:14.694]I go home and get a clip off me mam.
[00:17.228]Know what I mean, and I do.
[00:18.534]She clips me 'round the head and goes,
[00:20.388]"What are you like, you little tinker?".
[00:21.512]Q: Did you get a clip after Amsterdam?
[00:23.105]Liam: Oh yeah, I get it all the time.
[00:24.281]You know what I mean, she looks at me and goes,
[00:26.240]"You fᴜckin' daft bastard."
[00:32.039]Noel: It's not a, it's a reputation
[00:34.390]right, that I...
[00:35.748]Liam : I like the way it's bubbling up.
[00:38.282]It's reminding me of the Roses all over again.
[00:40.555]I like that, me.
[00:41.260]I want to get 2000 people in a nice fᴜckin' gaff who are there to see you, not fᴜckin' go...
[00:45.623]Noel: No, no, no, yeh
[00:46.746]Liam: I want Blur to go, yeah, man, I'm a fᴜcking...
[00:48.392]Noel: Woah. eeyare. Hang on a minute.
[00:50.638]That's not what he's on about.
[00:51.579]Liam: He is.
[00:51.997]Noel: He's on about a reputation, about getting thrown off fᴜckin' ferries
[00:55.967]Liam: Yeah, but that's part of it, that's what...
[00:57.273]Q: How do you feel about the fact that that's what's spoken of them.
[01:02.315]Or it was, sort of...
[01:05.554]Noel: The thing about getting thrown off ferries - blah, blah, blah
[01:07.853]and getting deported is summat that I'm not proud about because...
[01:13.757]Liam: Well I am, la.
[01:14.828]Noel: Yeah, alright. Well if you're, right, well if you're, right, well if,
[01:18.511]if you're proud about getting thrown off ferries,
[01:20.548]then why don't you go and support West Ham and get the fᴜck out of my band
[01:23.474]and go and be a football hooligan, right?
[01:25.486]Coz we're musicians, right?
[01:27.445]We're not football hooligans.
[01:28.437]Liam: You're only gutted coz you was in bed fᴜckin' reading your fᴜckin' books...
[01:30.449]Noel: No, not at all.
[01:30.867]Listen. No, listen.
[01:32.800]He says, right... Here's a quote for you from my manager, Marcus Russell, right...
[01:37.763]Liam: He's a fᴜckin'...'nother fᴜckin'...
[01:39.069]Noel: Shut up, you ****.
[01:40.271]Right, he gets off the ferry after getting fᴜckin' deported.
[01:43.510]I'm left in Amsterdam with me **** out like a fᴜckin' spare p***k at a fᴜckin' wedding...
[01:47.820]Liam: It was a bad move, you know...
[01:48.761]Noel: Shut up! Shut up!
[01:50.224]Right, he gets off the ferry and Marcus says,
[01:52.627]"What are you fᴜckin' doing?"
[01:54.116]you know, "What the fᴜck is going..."
[01:55.396]Liam:  What the fuh, wha' the fuh, wha' fuh....
[01:57.198]Noel: "What are you doing...", and all that, and he says, right
[01:59.236]"These lot think it's rock'n'roll to get thrown off a ferry...to get..."
[02:02.788]Liam: No I don't.
[02:03.259]Noel: Shut up.
[02:03.964]These lot think it's rock'n'roll to get thrown off...
[02:05.766]Liam: I don't.
[02:06.184]Noel: Shut the fᴜck up, man!
[02:07.961]These lot think...I'm gonna have to say this part, are you gonna shut up?!
[02:12.637]These lot think it's rock'n'roll to get thrown off a ferry, right
[02:16.163]to come into hotel foyers to get everybody at it an to go - shut up! - to start thinking,
[02:21.440]"Hey, it's rock 'n' roll." Do you know what my manager said to him?
[02:24.575]He said, "Nah. Rock'n'roll is going to Amsterdam, doing your gig, playing your music,
[02:31.157]that's rock 'n' roll, right... and coming back and saying you blew 'em away."
[02:35.677]Not getting thrown off the ferry like some fᴜckin' scouse schlepper with your fᴜckin'...
[02:39.935]with...being handcuffed. That's football hooliganism...
[02:43.148]Liam: No it isn't...
[02:43.775]Noel: ...and I won't stand for it
[02:44.480]Liam: No it isn't...
[02:45.028]Noel: And listen, they all got fined a thousand pounds each.
[02:49.234]Liam: We didn't at all.
[02:49.940]Noel: Yes you fᴜckin' did.
[02:50.880]Liam: You can stick your thousands pounds right up yer fᴜckin arse 'till it comes out your fᴜckin' big toe.
[02:54.015](Noel retires to the toilet)
[03:03.105]Q: You're not up for being seen as bad lads, are you?
[03:04.751]Liam: No, I'm not up for, no, no, I'm not, I'm not up for being...
[03:06.371]Noel: (from bathroom) He's not a bad lad! He's a fᴜcking'...
[03:08.095]you know what I mean, he's like...
[03:09.375]Liam: Shut the fᴜck up....fᴜckin'...shut up!...
[03:10.837]I'm not up for being seen as a bad lad, I'm just up for being seen as me.
[03:15.357]And what happened on that boat, right, is we got, had a few drinks and that's because I like drinking.
[03:21.548]And I love it. I'm into it.
[03:22.070]Noel: (From bathroom) You can't drink, you ********!
[03:23.664]Liam: Who can't drink? Well fᴜckin' where the fᴜck did it go?
[03:24.708]It went right in there, and I dealt with it.
[03:26.563]Noel: (Still in bathroom) Eeyare! Wooah!
[03:30.246]Liam: Hey, shut up! Shut the fᴜck up!
[03:32.780]Now, listen, right, now listen, right.
[03:35.445]And I'm not, I'm not saying, right, I'm not saying I'm proud of what happened
[03:39.703]but...that is what happened.
[03:41.218]That's what occured on that night.
[03:43.830]And it's like what fᴜckin' Bobby Gillespie said.
[03:45.711]He said, "I'm sick of all these fᴜckin' bands who, who ain't got, who don't get in situations and that no more."
[03:51.484]The last band that did it was the Pistols, and that, and they'd go out and, like, summat would happen.
[03:57.597]And that's all it is sir: that's the way we are, or the way I am.
[04:00.444]Liam: I always go out and meet some
[04:01.384]Noel: That's bulls**t.
[04:02.168]Bulls**t. Bulls**t. Bulls**t!
[04:04.911]Liam: It's not bulls**t.
[04:05.355]It's bulls**t in your world, but in my world it's fᴜcking...
[04:08.594]Noel: It's bulls**t.
[04:09.012]Nah, it's bulls**t
[04:10.423]Liam: Shut the fᴜck up.
[04:10.945]What you've been ranting on about, right, is bulls**t to me.
[04:12.513]Noel: If you think rock'n'roll is...
[04:13.401]if you think rock'n'roll...
[04:15.203]if you think rock'n'roll is getting arrested and all that...
[04:17.528]Liam: Rock'n'roll is about being yourself.
[04:20.375]Noel: No it's not...
[04:21.342]Liam: And I went on that fᴜckin' boat, I had a drink, I had too much beer and I got in a fight and that was it.
[04:23.667]Noel: Rock'n'roll is about music.
[04:24.346]Music. Music. Music. It's not about you, it's not about me, it's not about Oasis.
[04:29.884]It's about the songs.
[04:30.433]Liam: No it isn't.
[04:30.877]No it isn't. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...
[04:33.306]Noel: It's not, it's not about you.
[04:34.246]Liam: What the fᴜck were the Pistols, then?
[04:34.743]Noel: Who's talking about the *** Pistols?
[04:36.023]Liam: They were the best' rock'n'roll band that ever fᴜckin came out.
[04:38.374]Or one of 'em...one of 'em, mate...one of 'em.
[04:40.176]Noel: They're not. They're not. They're not. They're not.
[04:41.822]They made one album.
[04:44.486]Q: Would the Stones have done anything without getting arrested and getting people's backs up?
[04:47.255]Liam: No, would they fᴜck! No, that's why they were so good! That's why they were so good!
[04:50.521]Noel: Of course they were good.
[04:51.957]What? Coz they got arrested! Because the Rolling Stones got arrested they were a great rock'n'roll band?
[04:54.622]Liam: No...No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
[04:55.144]Noel:Fᴜck off! Bulls**t! Bulls**t!
[04:57.469]Liam: No, but they had..but they had summat else there.
[04:58.932]Noel: They had what? An edge? Is that what you're saying? An edge.
[05:01.335]Liam: No, they had a life, you ********. They had a life, man...
[05:02.041]Noel: We've got a life! We've got a life!
[05:03.373]Liam: Not if you start going on like that.
[05:04.653]Noel: Why? But do you think...
[05:05.672]Liam: (Begins to mince up and down bedroom). Do you want to walk around like that? Like that?
[05:07.370]Noel: No, not at all.
[05:08.075]Liam: And get on your stage and go likethat, and you sit, and you go...
[05:09.538]Noel: Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is you think...
[05:14.684]Liam: You get into situations...
[05:15.311]Noel: No...you think it's rock'n'roll to get thrown off a ferry, and it's not.
[05:17.766]Liam: I don't think it's rock'n' roll.
[05:18.837]Noel: You fᴜcking...that was your quote, you p***k! That was your quote.
[05:21.815]Liam: No it weren't. No it weren't. No it weren't. No...
[05:23.618]Noel: It's rock'n'rooooooool! It's rock'n'rooool! That's what you said!
[05:25.316]Liam: I was laughing about it.
[05:25.995]Noel: No you weren't.
[05:26.779]Liam: Coz everyone was getting hung up about it,
[05:27.745]going on like some Japanese fᴜcker or some p***k from Sony, right
[05:31.402]who wants to come & fᴜckin' see us, right, and they've got a flight out there, right
[05:34.302]and that Marcus was going on to me going,
[05:36.287]"What do you think about that, then" and I'm saying what do you mean what do I think.
[05:39.108]I think fᴜck all about you...
[05:40.206]they mean fᴜck all to me, you know, I don't even know him.
[05:43.523]Right, and if they fᴜcking are flying out there, they're gonna it back on whatever the fᴜck...
[05:46.606]that's fᴜck all, that's...
[05:47.886]Noel: Right.
[05:48.330]Liam:...that's bulls**t...
[05:49.218]Noel: But what I'm saying to you...
[05:50.158]Liam: And I just said it fᴜckin happened.
[05:51.203]Noel: Nah...
[05:51.647]Liam: And as far as I'm concerned, I was, I'm into it.
[05:53.267]Noel: What I'm saying to you is...
[05:53.528]Liam: Now I'm out of that cell and I fᴜckin' got out of that piss bucket,
[05:57.028]and I laugh about it and I think, yeah, fᴜckin' good, man.
[05:59.615]Noel: Bollocks, man! Oasis...Oasis, right, is not...
[06:02.593]Liam: It happened, right. It happened. That was reality, mate. It happened.
[06:04.813]Noel: We're not a bunch of boxers, are we? Right, so Oasis...
[06:08.235]Q: But Oasis is seen as being a band who's similar to the Rolling Stones & the Pistols and the like....
[06:12.911]Noel: Music! Music!
[06:13.616]Liam: And that's where you want to be, that's where you want to be...
[06:14.818]Q: Let me see what you think of this.
[06:20.539]Musically, no, the reason people are writing about you I'd say musically it's about 70% of it.
[06:27.540]The other 30%, the reason that you get in the press and the people go, fᴜckin',
[06:32.006]and looking at you and all that is coz you do seem like a band that wherever they go summat's going to happen.
[06:36.212]Liam: And that's good. That is good.
[06:36.813]Noel: That's fine...that's fine.
[06:44.989]Liam: I went, I went, uh, to do a video a King's Cross Station, yeah.
[06:47.915]I went out to the fᴜcking shop to buy a paper, yeah,
[06:50.031]while I was there I had makeup on and fᴜcking everthing ready to do the video shoot and you know ten minutes later,
[06:56.614]some crazy crackhead fᴜcking bird...some woman called Pauline going,
[07:01.002]"Look man, look, they're fᴜcking..." coz they're talking bulls**t, and getting me hotter....and that was it, it's a situation.
[07:10.406]Noel: Right.
[07:11.112]Liam: ...that just arose.
[07:11.634]Noel: Right. Fine, that's...
[07:12.731]Liam: That is life.
[07:13.358]Noel: Right. What I fᴜcking say to that is,
[07:15.344]what I say to that is situations like that have been happening to me & him before we were in a band.
[07:21.430]Liam: Therefore, why should it all change? Why should...
[07:22.788]Noel: Shut up. Shut up.
[07:23.886]Liam: I get in situations all the time....
[07:24.643]Noel: He's just said, he's just said 70%...
[07:28.248]Liam: The band, the band is not a rule book for my life.
[07:30.495]Noel: Right. The band is about fᴜckin' music.
[07:32.793]Right. It's not about getting thrown off fᴜckin ferries, or about...
[07:36.398]Liam: I never said that.
[07:37.260]Noel:  Why don't you go downstairs and smash the bar up and say you're the singer of Oasis?
[07:40.944]Liam: Coz I don't want to.
[07:42.276]If I did, if I was gonna go down & smash the bar up, I'd do and there's nothing would stop me.
[07:44.757]Noel: Then why don't you go and make a scene, then?
[07:46.090]Liam: Coz I'm not in that...I'm fᴜcking...you know what I mean?
[07:49.721]Noel: You're not...you're not...
[07:51.131]Right. Why don't you do a Keith Richards? Throw the TV out of the window!
[07:58.759]Liam: Coz I'm not Keith Richards.
[08:01.450]Noel: Throw the TV out the window!
[08:03.043]Liam: I don't want to do that.
[08:04.219]If I wanted to do it, I'd just go like that and do it, and do it.
[08:07.301]But I don't want to do that. I'm not about that.
[08:09.783]Noel: What are you about?
[08:10.488]Liam: I'm about being...I'm about going down the fᴜckin'...I'm about...
[08:16.287]That's what I'm about.
[08:16.705]Noel: Right. That's what you're about. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. But I'm talking about fᴜckin'....
[08:22.348]Ehyeh, I'm talking about our band here.
[08:24.908]hey, yo, I'm talking about our band.
[08:26.788]Liam: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
[08:28.016]Noel: No you're not. You're talking about you.
[08:29.061]You're talking about you, right.
[08:30.393]I'm talking about our band...our band. Our band is about tunes.
[08:37.525]Liam: Yeah, I know. Don't...don't think I'm stupid. Don't talk to me like I'm..
[08:40.895]Noel: He's just said, seventy, 70% of what people are writing about is the music.
[08:45.780]Right. I'll take the 70%. The 30%, you can go and fᴜckin' blow it.
[08:53.407]Liam: Sit down, man. Sit down, coz you're getting into a state.
[08:56.490]You're building yourself into a stat.
[08:57.273]You've had too many G&Ts. Sit the fᴜck down.
[08:59.494]Noel: No, no, no, I’am not
[09:00.382]Noel: See, you're not a spokesman for the band.
[09:00.565]Liam: I’am nah - are you?
[09:02.785]Noel: Yeah. I am.
[09:03.491]Liam: Are you?
[09:04.039]Noel: Yeah. I am.
[09:04.588]Liam: You might be in your little world,
[09:05.868]but as far as I'm concerned, if you think what I'm saying is bulls**t, I think what you're saying is fᴜckin' bulls**t, man.
[09:10.491]Noel: Right. Well, fine. Right. Well, fine. You don't speak for the band.
[09:13.365]......
[09:14.593]Liam: You don't speak for the band.
[09:15.376]Noel: I do speak for the band.
[09:16.970]Liam: You do, yeah, because you fᴜckin', yeah...
[09:18.642]I fᴜcking speak for the band, I'm speaking now for the band.
[09:21.463]And I'm into it. I'm into all that fᴜckin' s**t.
[09:23.448]Noel: Yeah, you are. You are.
[09:24.702]Liam: He's teetotal. He's a fᴜckin' priest. He was born to be a priest.
[09:30.318]Noel: No, listen. Listen. Listen. No, no, yeah, whoa, whoa,yeah.
[09:35.700]The difference is, I don't get caught.
[09:37.188]Liam: Right.
[09:39.722]Noel: Right. I don't get caught.
[09:43.197]Liam: But I have to admit that I was fᴜckin'...
[09:48.238]Noel: Right. That's all I have to say....I don't get caught.
[09:52.078]Liam: So what you're trying to say, right,
[09:55.317]what you're trying to say, you're trying to say, right,
[09:57.616]that I'm out in a pub, yeah, I have a few beers, yeah, a situation arises,
[10:03.076]and I'm supposed to go like that (makes suitably effeminate gesture)?
[10:05.819]Noel: What pub, where?
[10:06.942]Liam: Anywhere, anywhere! The boat, the boat, the boat, the boat is the same thing.
[10:09.528]Noel: It isn't! Coz you're with Oasis! You're with the band!
[10:12.271]Liam: Nah, nah, nah. There's no rules.
[10:13.629]Why don't you show me the rule book, then...
[10:15.171]coz if you've got a rule book, what you're saying is complete and utter fᴜckin' (VOLUME WARNING) Bloooarskybluh!
[10:21.335]Noel: I haven't got a rule book. I'm not saying there's any rules.
[10:23.765]I'm saying you're proud of the fact, you're proud of the fact. Why?
[10:27.317]Liam: Coz it happened. I'm not proud...no, I'm not...
[10:30.165]If it didn't happen, if it didn't hapen, we wouldn't have been asked.
[10:32.437]Yeah, I won't be going...I won't be going...
[10:34.371]no, I don't go out to fᴜcking' get a vibe and that to go "Yeah, yeah..."
[10:37.662]Noel: You do! You do!
[10:39.856]You do, you walk into hotel fᴜckin' foyers and you get everybody at it and you go "Psss",
[10:43.957]knocking on people's doors and go "hey", fᴜckin'...
[10:45.185]Liam: I'm having the crack.
[10:46.178]Noel: Right. Yeah. You're proud of the fact.
[10:48.006]Liam: And it's not doing anyone any harm.
[10:50.828]It's not doing anyone any harm. That's me. John Lennon used to fᴜckin' burn about doing little mad things, and that...
[10:53.414]Noel: Do you know John Lennon?
[10:54.119]Liam: Do you know him?
[10:55.007]Noel: I don't, but do you?
[10:55.582]Liam: Yeah.
[10:57.384]Noel: Well, you must be pretty old. How old are you? 21?
[10:59.291]Liam: No. About fᴜckin' thousand and five fᴜckin' one.
[11:01.930]Noel: You're 22.
[11:02.740]Liam: No, I'm 21.
[11:03.628]Noel: Right. And remember, I watched you being born...
[11:04.986]Liam: Right.
[11:05.508]Noel: ...and I don't even know John Lennon.
[11:06.553]Liam: Right.
[11:06.919]Noel: Right, then, so shut the fᴜck up about knowing John Lennon...so what are you trying to say, then?
[11:10.655]Liam: What I'm saying's that you're not rock 'n' roll.
[11:12.222]You want to be teetotal and walk around and go like that?
[11:20.059]Noel: I think you're missing the point.
[11:20.686]Liam: No, you're missing the point.
[11:22.357](indecipherable)
[11:31.709]Noel:They don’t want…They don’t want…They don’t want…to be judged
[11:36.594]Liam:And I know that,I ‘m not fᴜcking stupid.
[11:39.337]Q: Then why did he put the references to white lines in Cigarettes & Alcohol?
[11:41.793]Liam: Exactly, why, why, didn't you, why, why...
[11:43.882]Noel: That is, that's a part...that's not being bad, that's a part of life.
[11:46.233]That is a part of fᴜckin' life, we all snort white lines every day.
[11:51.066]Liam: Exactly. and we all get into trouble now & again, we all have little fights..
[11:54.331]Noel: No we don't. We don't all get into trouble.
[11:55.742]Liam: But I do.You want to be, you want to be..
[12:00.914]Noel: Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Let's talk about music!
[12:08.150]Liam: You want to be, you want to be, you want to be Keith Richards.
[12:09.482]You want to be Keith Richards. Admit it. Admit it. You want to be Keith Richards. Admit it. Admit it. Admit it. Admit it.
[12:14.733]Noel: Let's talk about music. Let's not talk about you being a hard guy. Let's talk about music. Let's talk about music!
[12:17.633]Let's not talk about you being an 'ard guy, let’s talk about music, let’s not talk about you being an ‘ard man, let's talk about music.
[12:20.611]Liam: You're getting hung up about...you're getting hung up about a situation that occured on a boat!
[12:26.984]Q: Let's go back to where we were before, when you said...
[12:28.996]that people saying "I go on Oasis' bus and you can't move for drugs and all that, and they're fᴜckin’ up all night..."
[12:37.668]You're up for that? You're up for that? That's the side that you will go..
[12:41.482]Noel: Right. People are sat, right, in England, right now,
[12:45.218]in flats across this country, whether it be Glasgow, Manchester, Birmingham, London, Leeds, Liverpool, Sheffield...in rooms like this.
[12:52.584]And they've all got their drugs out. that's no fᴜcking...that is no big...that is a part of life.
[12:57.704]Liam: Exactly. So shut the fᴜck up , man!
[12:59.585]Noel: I'm not talking about that!
[13:01.335]Liam: Shut the fᴜck up, man, you're just contradicting yourself..
[13:03.582]Noel: I’m not, I’m not, I’m not..
[13:04.627]Liam: ..You've had too many fᴜckin’ drinks, right.
[13:05.228]The thing is, I don't want to be classed...
[13:06.377]I don't want to go on about how I'm this, how I'm a hard fᴜcker, and I'm this... I'm in this band to make fᴜcking music,
[13:12.516]but that thing will come along with it. It always does.
[13:15.259]Q: The Who hated each other you know?
[13:16.669]Liam: Yeah, well I hate this bastard.
[13:17.897]Q: Is that important to you? Is that what fires this band up?
[13:20.431]Liam: Yeah. That's what it's all about.
[13:21.842]That's w hy we'll be the best band in the world, because I fᴜckin' hate that twat there.
[13:24.584]Q: The Who used to go on about how much they fᴜckin' hated eachother.
[13:27.014]Noel: The samegoes for you (laughing)
[13:30.201]Liam: Yeah, well I fᴜckin' hate him.
[13:30.566]And I hope one day there's a release where I can smash fᴜck out of him, with a fᴜckin' Rickenbacker, right on his nose,
[13:35.321]and then he does the same to me, coz I think that we're stepping right up to it now.
[13:39.944]There's a fᴜckin' line there and we're right on the edge of it.
[13:43.941]Q: How often do you have arguments like this?
[13:46.214]Liam: Every fᴜckin'...every day. Every day. Every time...
[13:47.442]Noel: Hourly
[13:50.184]Q: Yeah.
[13:50.785]Noel: Hourly
[13:52.692]Q: And how do you manage to go on stage with each other?
[13:54.416]Liam: I fᴜck him off.
[13:55.435]Q: Do you argue immediately before you...do you argue immediately before you...
[13:57.055]Liam: I've got a mike stand, I've got a mike stand, yeah.
[14:00.111]And I've got a mike stand, right, and that's what I'm about, right, what I'm into.
[14:02.880]I'm not going to fᴜck off because he thinks my views are fᴜcking too outrageous or whatever.
[14:08.287]I've got my fᴜckin' vibe, and Igo to that mike stand, and I do my business.
[14:11.579]He stands fᴜckin' in his fᴜckin' corner, he does, he does his little riffs and his little dance - let him do that.
[14:15.758]McGuigan does his fᴜckin' bit, I'll do my bit, the drummer does their bit. And that's what it's all about.
[14:20.382]Five people, not one.
[14:23.229]Q: Do you have any recurring dreams?
[14:23.859]Noel: Yeah. Just the one.
[14:27.874]Liam: When I take over the band…