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This is one that we don't play that much |
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But, uh--but i figured it's ******* Jersey |
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I think you might enjoy this |
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So here we go |
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Thirteenth birthday |
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People come from far away |
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Aunts and uncles show up |
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I brush my fro up |
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Feeling skittish |
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People speaking Yiddish |
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Buy a three-piece suit tie |
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Tailor's hand on my thigh |
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Pratice for the whole year |
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Paralyzed with fear |
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Hebrew flash cards on my walls |
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Voice is changing, dropped my balls |
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Dad's mad at the cost |
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Too bad, Mom's the boss |
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Grandma's heart full of joy |
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For the Bar Mitzvah boy |
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Bar Mitzvah boy |
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Bar Mitzvah boy |
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Bar Mitzvah boy |
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Bar Mitzvah boy |
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Bar Mitzvah boy |
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Bar Mitzvah boy |
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Bar Mitzvah boy |
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Okay, up on the podium |
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I'm starinng out at everyone |
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Can't remember how it goes |
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Whistle from my rabbi's nose |
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Oh, man, this is it |
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Make up some crazy **** |
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Baruch atah, a cha-cha-cha |
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Everybody says, "Good job" |
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Now I'm done, sweet relief |
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Lipstick on Mama's teeth |
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Catholic friends all ask me this |
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What the **** is a knish |
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Gifts are all coing in |
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Checks and bonds and fountain pens |
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Make a bank deposit |
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Make out in the closet |
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He's the Bar Mitzvah boy |
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Bar Mitzvah boy |
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Bar Mitzvah boy |
| [01:39.409][man] |
Bar Mitzvah boy |
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Bar Mitzvah boy |
| [01:42.805][man] |
Bar Mitzvah boy |
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Bar Mitzvah boy |
| [01:46.148][man] |
Bar Mitzvah boy |
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The rabbi does the Electric Slide |
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Grandma's ass is six feet wide |
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Party music never stops |
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All my friends drinking schnapps |
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Boys are short, girls are tall |
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Pass me the alcohol |
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Chug as much as I can |
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Vomit on the klezmer band |
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Mom and Dad yell at me |
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Disgrace my family |
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But I'm a man, so I don't care |
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Got my first mustache hair |
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I'm the Bar Mitzvah boy |
| [02:13.394][man] |
Bar Mitzvah boy |
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Bar Mitzvah boy |
| [02:16.947][man] |
Bar Mitzvah boy |
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Bar Mitzvah boy |
| [02:20.787][man] |
Bar Mitzvah boy |
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Bar Mitzvah boy |
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Bar Mitzvah boy |
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And it's the best day of my life |
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Until three years later |
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When my parents stop |
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Making me go to temple |
