[00:00.535]This is one that we don't play that much
[00:02.286]But, uh--but i figured it's ******* Jersey
[00:04.741]I think you might enjoy this
[00:06.544]So here we go
[00:19.735]Thirteenth birthday
[00:21.486]People come from far away
[00:23.210]Aunts and uncles show up
[00:25.117]I brush my fro up
[00:26.893]Feeling skittish
[00:28.669]People speaking Yiddish
[00:30.446]Buy a three-piece suit tie
[00:32.196]Tailor's hand on my thigh
[00:34.077]Pratice for the whole year
[00:35.905]Paralyzed with fear
[00:37.760]Hebrew flash cards on my walls
[00:39.536]Voice is changing, dropped my balls
[00:41.365]Dad's mad at the cost
[00:43.115]Too bad, Mom's the boss
[00:44.891]Grandma's heart full of joy
[00:47.086]For the Bar Mitzvah boy
[00:50.429][man] Bar Mitzvah boy
[00:51.840]Bar Mitzvah boy
[00:53.460][man] Bar Mitzvah boy
[00:55.236]Bar Mitzvah boy
[00:57.221][man] Bar Mitzvah boy
[00:59.050]Bar Mitzvah boy
[01:00.957][man] Bar Mitzvah boy
[01:02.602]Okay, up on the podium
[01:04.901]I'm starinng out at everyone
[01:06.625]Can't remember how it goes
[01:08.558]Whistle from my rabbi's nose
[01:10.335]Oh, man, this is it
[01:12.163]Make up some crazy ****
[01:13.861]Baruch atah, a cha-cha-cha
[01:15.768]Everybody says, "Good job"
[01:17.649]Now I'm done, sweet relief
[01:19.425]Lipstick on Mama's teeth
[01:21.228]Catholic friends all ask me this
[01:23.135]What the **** is a knish
[01:24.911]Gifts are all coing in
[01:26.687]Checks and bonds and fountain pens
[01:28.490]Make a bank deposit
[01:30.344]Make out in the closet
[01:32.565]He's the Bar Mitzvah boy
[01:35.412][man] Bar Mitzvah boy
[01:36.953]Bar Mitzvah boy
[01:39.409][man] Bar Mitzvah boy
[01:40.428]Bar Mitzvah boy
[01:42.805][man] Bar Mitzvah boy
[01:44.215]Bar Mitzvah boy
[01:46.148][man] Bar Mitzvah boy
[01:48.630]The rabbi does the Electric Slide
[01:50.224]Grandma's ass is six feet wide
[01:51.974]Party music never stops
[01:53.828]All my friends drinking schnapps
[01:55.526]Boys are short, girls are tall
[01:57.433]Pass me the alcohol
[01:59.210]Chug as much as I can
[02:01.064]Vomit on the klezmer band
[02:02.684]Mom and Dad yell at me
[02:04.722]Disgrace my family
[02:06.393]But I'm a man, so I don't care
[02:08.274]Got my first mustache hair
[02:10.468]I'm the Bar Mitzvah boy
[02:13.394][man] Bar Mitzvah boy
[02:14.883]Bar Mitzvah boy
[02:16.947][man] Bar Mitzvah boy
[02:18.619]Bar Mitzvah boy
[02:20.787][man] Bar Mitzvah boy
[02:22.328]Bar Mitzvah boy
[02:24.026][man] Bar Mitzvah boy
[02:25.933]And it's the best day of my life
[02:29.407]Until three years later
[02:31.393]When my parents stop
[02:32.699]Making me go to temple