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I never knew I.. |
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Mic check one-two |
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I never knew I.. |
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Who woulda knew? |
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I never knew I.. |
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Who'da known? |
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I never knew I.. |
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**** what a story |
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I never knew I.. |
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Mother****er comes out |
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I never knew I.. |
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and sells a couple of million records |
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I never knew I.. |
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And these mother****ers hit the ceiling |
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I don't do black music, I don't do white music |
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I never knew I.. |
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I make fight music, for high school kids |
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I put lives at risk when I drive like this {*tires screech*} |
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I put wives at risk with a knife like this (AHHH!!) |
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Shit, you probably think I'm in your tape deck now |
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I'm in the back seat of your truck, with duct tape stretched out |
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Ducked the **** way down, waitin to straight jump out |
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put it over your mouth, and grab you by the face, what now? |
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Oh - you want me to watch my mouth, how? |
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Take my ****in eyeballs out, and turn em around? |
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Look - I'll burn your ****in house down, circle around |
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and hit the hydrant, so you can't put your burning furniture out |
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(Oh my God! Oh my God!) I'm sorry, there must be a mix-up |
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You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dick sucked? |
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{*ewwww*} **** that, take drugs, rape sluts |
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Make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make-up |
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Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor |
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Quit tryin to censor music, this is for your kid's amusement |
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(The kids!) But don't blame me when lil' Eric jumps off of the terrace |
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You shoulda been watchin him - apparently you ain't parents |
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Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this big |
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I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid |
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I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist |
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I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch |
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I never knew I, knew I would get this big |
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I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid |
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I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist |
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I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch |
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So who's bringin the guns in this country? (Hmm?) |
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I couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over in London |
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And last week, I seen a Schwarzaneggar movie |
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where he's shootin all sorts of these mother****ers with a uzi |
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I sees three little kids, up in the front row, |
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screamin Go, with their 17-year-old Uncle |
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I'm like, Guidance - ain't they got the same moms and dads |
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who got mad when I asked if they liked violence? |
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And told me that my tape taught 'em to swear |
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What about the make-up you allow your 12-year-old daughter to wear? |
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(Hmm?) So tell me that your son doesn't know any cuss words |
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when his bus driver's screamin at him, ****in him up worse |
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(Go sit the **** down, you little ****in prick!) |
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And **** was the first word I ever learned |
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up in the third grade, flippin the gym teacher the bird (Look!) |
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So read up, about how I used to get beat up |
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peed on, be on free lunch, and change school every 3 months |
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My life's like kinda what my wife's like (what?) |
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****ed up after I beat her ****in ass every night, Ike |
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So how much easier would life be |
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if 19 million mother****ers grew to be just like me? |
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Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this big |
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I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid |
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I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist |
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I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch |
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I never knew I, knew I would get this big |
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I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid |
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I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist |
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I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch |
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I never knew I.. knew I'd.. |
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have a new house or a new car |
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A couple years ago I was more poorer than you are |
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I don't got that bad of a mouth, do I? |
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**** shit ass bitch cunt, shooby-de-doo-wop (what?) |
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Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves |
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Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin some trees (HEY!) |
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How many retards'll listen to me |
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and run up in the school shootin when they're pissed at a |
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teach-er, her, him, is it you is it them? |
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Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again! |
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Damn! How much damage can you do with a pen? |
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Man I'm just as ****ed up as you woulda been |
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if you woulda been, in my shoes, who woulda thought |
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Slim Shady would be somethin that you woulda bought |
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that woulda made you get a gun and shoot at a cop |
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I just said it - I ain't know if you'd do it or not |
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How the **** was I supposed to know? |
