[00:01.910]I never knew I..
[00:03.810]Mic check one-two
[00:04.750]I never knew I..
[00:06.390]Who woulda knew?
[00:07.280]I never knew I..
[00:08.640]Who'da known?
[00:09.540]I never knew I..
[00:11.110]**** what a story
[00:12.620]I never knew I..
[00:13.180]Mother****er comes out
[00:14.000]I never knew I..
[00:15.410]and sells a couple of million records
[00:16.910]I never knew I..
[00:17.760]And these mother****ers hit the ceiling
[00:18.910]I don't do black music, I don't do white music
[00:19.090]I never knew I..
[00:21.670]I make fight music, for high school kids
[00:24.030]I put lives at risk when I drive like this {*tires screech*}
[00:26.050]I put wives at risk with a knife like this (AHHH!!)
[00:28.270]Shit, you probably think I'm in your tape deck now
[00:30.660]I'm in the back seat of your truck, with duct tape stretched out
[00:33.160]Ducked the **** way down, waitin to straight jump out
[00:35.220]put it over your mouth, and grab you by the face, what now?
[00:38.160]Oh - you want me to watch my mouth, how?
[00:40.030]Take my ****in eyeballs out, and turn em around?
[00:42.140]Look - I'll burn your ****in house down, circle around
[00:45.070]and hit the hydrant, so you can't put your burning furniture out
[00:47.570](Oh my God! Oh my God!) I'm sorry, there must be a mix-up
[00:49.790]You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dick sucked?
[00:52.950]{*ewwww*} **** that, take drugs, rape sluts
[00:54.530]Make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make-up
[00:56.880]Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor
[00:59.240]Quit tryin to censor music, this is for your kid's amusement
[01:01.980](The kids!) But don't blame me when lil' Eric jumps off of the terrace
[01:04.240]You shoulda been watchin him - apparently you ain't parents
[01:06.540]Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this big
[01:09.130]I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid
[01:11.210]I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist
[01:13.610]I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch
[01:15.940]I never knew I, knew I would get this big
[01:18.220]I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid
[01:20.530]I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist
[01:22.830]I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch
[01:25.530]So who's bringin the guns in this country? (Hmm?)
[01:27.510]I couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over in London
[01:30.350]And last week, I seen a Schwarzaneggar movie
[01:32.610]where he's shootin all sorts of these mother****ers with a uzi
[01:35.080]I sees three little kids, up in the front row,
[01:37.280]screamin Go, with their 17-year-old Uncle
[01:39.840]I'm like, Guidance - ain't they got the same moms and dads
[01:42.590]who got mad when I asked if they liked violence?
[01:44.910]And told me that my tape taught 'em to swear
[01:46.600]What about the make-up you allow your 12-year-old daughter to wear?
[01:49.010](Hmm?) So tell me that your son doesn't know any cuss words
[01:51.550]when his bus driver's screamin at him, ****in him up worse
[01:54.080](Go sit the **** down, you little ****in prick!)
[01:56.310]And **** was the first word I ever learned
[01:58.270]up in the third grade, flippin the gym teacher the bird (Look!)
[01:59.070]So read up, about how I used to get beat up
[02:00.940]peed on, be on free lunch, and change school every 3 months
[02:03.600]My life's like kinda what my wife's like (what?)
[02:05.820]****ed up after I beat her ****in ass every night, Ike
[02:08.100]So how much easier would life be
[02:10.190]if 19 million mother****ers grew to be just like me?
[02:13.010]Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this big
[02:15.190]I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid
[02:17.490]I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist
[02:19.800]I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch
[02:22.240]I never knew I, knew I would get this big
[02:24.510]I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid
[02:26.890]I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist
[02:29.180]I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch
[02:32.240]I never knew I.. knew I'd..
[02:33.560]have a new house or a new car
[02:34.710]A couple years ago I was more poorer than you are
[02:36.690]I don't got that bad of a mouth, do I?
[02:39.050]**** shit ass bitch cunt, shooby-de-doo-wop (what?)
[02:41.430]Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves
[02:43.670]Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin some trees (HEY!)
[02:45.910]How many retards'll listen to me
[02:48.080]and run up in the school shootin when they're pissed at a
[02:50.680]teach-er, her, him, is it you is it them?
[02:52.710]Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again!
[02:55.370]Damn! How much damage can you do with a pen?
[02:57.750]Man I'm just as ****ed up as you woulda been
[03:00.310]if you woulda been, in my shoes, who woulda thought
[03:02.040]Slim Shady would be somethin that you woulda bought
[03:04.830]that woulda made you get a gun and shoot at a cop
[03:07.110]I just said it - I ain't know if you'd do it or not
[03:29.970]How the **** was I supposed to know?