| I was painting a still life this morning | |
| Of a throat lozenge sitting on a copy | |
| Of Tropic of Cancer | |
| The only thing weird about it | |
| Is that a year ago, | |
| I never thought I'd paint anything again | |
| I decided I wasn't ever gonna paint again | |
| It didn't bother me too much | |
| Warhol's dead, | |
| David Hockney's still alive | |
| I don't need to paint | |
| I painted over ten thousand paintings | |
| Sad ones, funny ones, dark ones, and light ones | |
| I've done haystacks | |
| And rich old ladies by their pools | |
| Wearing nothing but a scarf | |
| I've painted everything there was to paint | |
| Now it was time to sit back | |
| Give interviews | |
| Hang out at club med | |
| Get on the internet | |
| Take stock of what I've done | |
| You know, the best friend I ever had was a dog | |
| It sounds like a cliche unless it's happened to you | |
| Some days that dog was the only reason I even got out of bed | |
| That dog went everywhere with me | |
| And then I heard the crack addicts | |
| Were stealin' dogs and selling them for animal research | |
| It sounded like an urban myth to me | |
| Like the mouse in the Coke bottle | |
| But I started leavin' her at home after that | |
| You know, Paula was my wife for a while | |
| She ran off to Paris with the great grandson of Van Gogh | |
| A cartoonist who did fashion graphics for Le Monde | |
| When Paula left she took my dog | |
| I never saw her again | |
| Except in the court during the custody battle | |
| She won and got to keep the dog | |
| And I didn't speak to anyone for months | |
| You know sometimes it feels | |
| Like there's so much that you need | |
| Sometimes the world is upside down | |
| Sometimes it feels | |
| Like the only thing you need | |
| Is holdin' someone's hand as you walk through town | |
| I started hanging around with Dino | |
| He used to run a poker game back east | |
| Now he sells cappuccino to his old pals | |
| Tommy Chicago and Jimmy the Wig and Ugly Rose | |
| You know the best person I ever knew | |
| Was a Mormon woman named Estelle | |
| She still calls me drunk every few months | |
| And asks me stuff I don't want to talk about | |
| You can't talk to her very long unless you're drunk yourself | |
| Then we go all night | |
| She says, "Why baby, why baby, why baby, why | |
| Have you turned your back on love? | |
| You had so many chances | |
| Why have you let 'em all go by?" | |
| Well, one morning I was sitting in front of Dino's place | |
| with Jake the Shears, a guy from Philly | |
| Who gives free mohawks | |
| There were a couple of young painters | |
| I was hopin' to come by | |
| So I could give 'em some advice | |
| Yeah, I was sittin' there updating my list of enemies | |
| When this girl walks in | |
| And the universe kind of stops | |
| Turned out she drank the same tea as me | |
| It don't take more than that to start a conversation sometimes | |
| She believed collage was the greatest of all the arts | |
| And was busy pasting pictures of horses | |
| Next to ads for laundry soap | |
| Next to Mohammed Ali | |
| She had a turquoise in her ear | |
| And said Rachmaninoff was always in her head | |
| Later that day I was trying to describe her to Jimmy the Wig | |
| I couldn't find any words | |
| And I realized I'd started to sketch her chin | |
| Somehow it didn't look right | |
| I scratched it out and tried it again | |
| I filled an entire pad | |
| I threw it away, I never even came close | |
| For six days I sat at Dino's place | |
| The rain wouldn't quit and no one came in | |
| Finally on the seventh day it cleared | |
| And in she walked | |
| I asked her to sit with me | |
| And ibought her a cup of tea | |
| And I asked her to model for me sometime | |
| That afternoon I was at a canvas | |
| She was wearing a yellow dress | |
| I swore if she let me, I'd get it right | |
| I've painted over ten thousand paintings | |
| Sad ones, funny ones, dark ones, and light ones | |
| But sitting there, it was like I couldn't even | |
| Write my own name | |
| I apologized and said, "It's been a few months | |
| If you have patience, I'll get the hang of it again" | |
| In the next few weeks, I painted her hundreds of times | |
| If I get the nose right, the chin's too long | |
| If I get 'em both right, the face is too thin | |
| But I keep after it and one day | |
| I get it all right | |
| I painted a still life this morning | |
| Of a throat lozenge | |
| sitting on a copy of Tropic of Cancer | |
| The only weird thing about it | |
| Is I never thought | |
| I'd paint anything again | |
| I think I might go visit Estelle | |
| Those Utah mountains are good for the soul | |
| I'll bring my brushes | |
| And some Jack Daniels | |
| And we can make up for lost time | |
| She said, "Why baby, why baby, why baby why? | |
| Have you turned your back on love | |
| You had so many chances | |
| Why do you let 'em all go by? | |
| Why baby, why baby, why baby why? | |
| Have you turned your back on love | |
| You had so many chances | |
| Why do you let 'em all go by?" | |
| Sometimes it seems like there's so much that you need | |
| Sometimes the world is upside down | |
| Sometimes it seems like the only thing you need | |
| Is holdin' someone's hand as you walk through town |
| I was painting a still life this morning | |
| Of a throat lozenge sitting on a copy | |
| Of Tropic of Cancer | |
| The only thing weird about it | |
| Is that a year ago, | |
| I never thought I' d paint anything again | |
| I decided I wasn' t ever gonna paint again | |
| It didn' t bother me too much | |
| Warhol' s dead, | |
| David Hockney' s still alive | |
| I don' t need to paint | |
| I painted over ten thousand paintings | |
| Sad ones, funny ones, dark ones, and light ones | |
| I' ve done haystacks | |
| And rich old ladies by their pools | |
| Wearing nothing but a scarf | |
| I' ve painted everything there was to paint | |
| Now it was time to sit back | |
| Give interviews | |
| Hang out at club med | |
| Get on the internet | |
| Take stock of what I' ve done | |
| You know, the best friend I ever had was a dog | |
| It sounds like a cliche unless it' s happened to you | |
| Some days that dog was the only reason I even got out of bed | |
| That dog went everywhere with me | |
| And then I heard the crack addicts | |
| Were stealin' dogs and selling them for animal research | |
| It sounded like an urban myth to me | |
| Like the mouse in the Coke bottle | |
| But I started leavin' her at home after that | |
| You know, Paula was my wife for a while | |
| She ran off to Paris with the great grandson of Van Gogh | |
| A cartoonist who did fashion graphics for Le Monde | |
| When Paula left she took my dog | |
| I never saw her again | |
| Except in the court during the custody battle | |
| She won and got to keep the dog | |
| And I didn' t speak to anyone for months | |
| You know sometimes it feels | |
| Like there' s so much that you need | |
| Sometimes the world is upside down | |
| Sometimes it feels | |
| Like the only thing you need | |
| Is holdin' someone' s hand as you walk through town | |
| I started hanging around with Dino | |
| He used to run a poker game back east | |
| Now he sells cappuccino to his old pals | |
| Tommy Chicago and Jimmy the Wig and Ugly Rose | |
| You know the best person I ever knew | |
| Was a Mormon woman named Estelle | |
| She still calls me drunk every few months | |
| And asks me stuff I don' t want to talk about | |
| You can' t talk to her very long unless you' re drunk yourself | |
| Then we go all night | |
| She says, " Why baby, why baby, why baby, why | |
| Have you turned your back on love? | |
| You had so many chances | |
| Why have you let ' em all go by?" | |
| Well, one morning I was sitting in front of Dino' s place | |
| with Jake the Shears, a guy from Philly | |
| Who gives free mohawks | |
| There were a couple of young painters | |
| I was hopin' to come by | |
| So I could give ' em some advice | |
| Yeah, I was sittin' there updating my list of enemies | |
| When this girl walks in | |
| And the universe kind of stops | |
| Turned out she drank the same tea as me | |
| It don' t take more than that to start a conversation sometimes | |
| She believed collage was the greatest of all the arts | |
| And was busy pasting pictures of horses | |
| Next to ads for laundry soap | |
| Next to Mohammed Ali | |
| She had a turquoise in her ear | |
| And said Rachmaninoff was always in her head | |
| Later that day I was trying to describe her to Jimmy the Wig | |
| I couldn' t find any words | |
| And I realized I' d started to sketch her chin | |
| Somehow it didn' t look right | |
| I scratched it out and tried it again | |
| I filled an entire pad | |
| I threw it away, I never even came close | |
| For six days I sat at Dino' s place | |
| The rain wouldn' t quit and no one came in | |
| Finally on the seventh day it cleared | |
| And in she walked | |
| I asked her to sit with me | |
| And ibought her a cup of tea | |
| And I asked her to model for me sometime | |
| That afternoon I was at a canvas | |
| She was wearing a yellow dress | |
| I swore if she let me, I' d get it right | |
| I' ve painted over ten thousand paintings | |
| Sad ones, funny ones, dark ones, and light ones | |
| But sitting there, it was like I couldn' t even | |
| Write my own name | |
| I apologized and said, " It' s been a few months | |
| If you have patience, I' ll get the hang of it again" | |
| In the next few weeks, I painted her hundreds of times | |
| If I get the nose right, the chin' s too long | |
| If I get ' em both right, the face is too thin | |
| But I keep after it and one day | |
| I get it all right | |
| I painted a still life this morning | |
| Of a throat lozenge | |
| sitting on a copy of Tropic of Cancer | |
| The only weird thing about it | |
| Is I never thought | |
| I' d paint anything again | |
| I think I might go visit Estelle | |
| Those Utah mountains are good for the soul | |
| I' ll bring my brushes | |
| And some Jack Daniels | |
| And we can make up for lost time | |
| She said, " Why baby, why baby, why baby why? | |
| Have you turned your back on love | |
| You had so many chances | |
| Why do you let ' em all go by? | |
| Why baby, why baby, why baby why? | |
| Have you turned your back on love | |
| You had so many chances | |
| Why do you let ' em all go by?" | |
| Sometimes it seems like there' s so much that you need | |
| Sometimes the world is upside down | |
| Sometimes it seems like the only thing you need | |
| Is holdin' someone' s hand as you walk through town |
| I was painting a still life this morning | |
| Of a throat lozenge sitting on a copy | |
| Of Tropic of Cancer | |
| The only thing weird about it | |
| Is that a year ago, | |
| I never thought I' d paint anything again | |
| I decided I wasn' t ever gonna paint again | |
| It didn' t bother me too much | |
| Warhol' s dead, | |
| David Hockney' s still alive | |
| I don' t need to paint | |
| I painted over ten thousand paintings | |
| Sad ones, funny ones, dark ones, and light ones | |
| I' ve done haystacks | |
| And rich old ladies by their pools | |
| Wearing nothing but a scarf | |
| I' ve painted everything there was to paint | |
| Now it was time to sit back | |
| Give interviews | |
| Hang out at club med | |
| Get on the internet | |
| Take stock of what I' ve done | |
| You know, the best friend I ever had was a dog | |
| It sounds like a cliche unless it' s happened to you | |
| Some days that dog was the only reason I even got out of bed | |
| That dog went everywhere with me | |
| And then I heard the crack addicts | |
| Were stealin' dogs and selling them for animal research | |
| It sounded like an urban myth to me | |
| Like the mouse in the Coke bottle | |
| But I started leavin' her at home after that | |
| You know, Paula was my wife for a while | |
| She ran off to Paris with the great grandson of Van Gogh | |
| A cartoonist who did fashion graphics for Le Monde | |
| When Paula left she took my dog | |
| I never saw her again | |
| Except in the court during the custody battle | |
| She won and got to keep the dog | |
| And I didn' t speak to anyone for months | |
| You know sometimes it feels | |
| Like there' s so much that you need | |
| Sometimes the world is upside down | |
| Sometimes it feels | |
| Like the only thing you need | |
| Is holdin' someone' s hand as you walk through town | |
| I started hanging around with Dino | |
| He used to run a poker game back east | |
| Now he sells cappuccino to his old pals | |
| Tommy Chicago and Jimmy the Wig and Ugly Rose | |
| You know the best person I ever knew | |
| Was a Mormon woman named Estelle | |
| She still calls me drunk every few months | |
| And asks me stuff I don' t want to talk about | |
| You can' t talk to her very long unless you' re drunk yourself | |
| Then we go all night | |
| She says, " Why baby, why baby, why baby, why | |
| Have you turned your back on love? | |
| You had so many chances | |
| Why have you let ' em all go by?" | |
| Well, one morning I was sitting in front of Dino' s place | |
| with Jake the Shears, a guy from Philly | |
| Who gives free mohawks | |
| There were a couple of young painters | |
| I was hopin' to come by | |
| So I could give ' em some advice | |
| Yeah, I was sittin' there updating my list of enemies | |
| When this girl walks in | |
| And the universe kind of stops | |
| Turned out she drank the same tea as me | |
| It don' t take more than that to start a conversation sometimes | |
| She believed collage was the greatest of all the arts | |
| And was busy pasting pictures of horses | |
| Next to ads for laundry soap | |
| Next to Mohammed Ali | |
| She had a turquoise in her ear | |
| And said Rachmaninoff was always in her head | |
| Later that day I was trying to describe her to Jimmy the Wig | |
| I couldn' t find any words | |
| And I realized I' d started to sketch her chin | |
| Somehow it didn' t look right | |
| I scratched it out and tried it again | |
| I filled an entire pad | |
| I threw it away, I never even came close | |
| For six days I sat at Dino' s place | |
| The rain wouldn' t quit and no one came in | |
| Finally on the seventh day it cleared | |
| And in she walked | |
| I asked her to sit with me | |
| And ibought her a cup of tea | |
| And I asked her to model for me sometime | |
| That afternoon I was at a canvas | |
| She was wearing a yellow dress | |
| I swore if she let me, I' d get it right | |
| I' ve painted over ten thousand paintings | |
| Sad ones, funny ones, dark ones, and light ones | |
| But sitting there, it was like I couldn' t even | |
| Write my own name | |
| I apologized and said, " It' s been a few months | |
| If you have patience, I' ll get the hang of it again" | |
| In the next few weeks, I painted her hundreds of times | |
| If I get the nose right, the chin' s too long | |
| If I get ' em both right, the face is too thin | |
| But I keep after it and one day | |
| I get it all right | |
| I painted a still life this morning | |
| Of a throat lozenge | |
| sitting on a copy of Tropic of Cancer | |
| The only weird thing about it | |
| Is I never thought | |
| I' d paint anything again | |
| I think I might go visit Estelle | |
| Those Utah mountains are good for the soul | |
| I' ll bring my brushes | |
| And some Jack Daniels | |
| And we can make up for lost time | |
| She said, " Why baby, why baby, why baby why? | |
| Have you turned your back on love | |
| You had so many chances | |
| Why do you let ' em all go by? | |
| Why baby, why baby, why baby why? | |
| Have you turned your back on love | |
| You had so many chances | |
| Why do you let ' em all go by?" | |
| Sometimes it seems like there' s so much that you need | |
| Sometimes the world is upside down | |
| Sometimes it seems like the only thing you need | |
| Is holdin' someone' s hand as you walk through town |