| When I tell you that I love you | |
| Don't test my love | |
| Accept my love don't test my love | |
| Cause maybe I don't love you all that much | |
| Don't ask what kind of music I'm gonna play tonight | |
| Just stay awhile | |
| Hear for yourself awhile | |
| And if you must put me in a box | |
| Make sure it's a big box | |
| With lots of windows | |
| And a door to walk through | |
| And a nice high chimney | |
| So we can burn burn burn | |
| Everything that we don't like | |
| And watch the ashes | |
| Fly up to Heaven | |
| Maybe all the way to India | |
| I'd like that | |
| All the ancient kings came to my door | |
| They said, "Do you want to be an ancient king too?" | |
| I said, "Oh yes, very much | |
| But I think my timing's wrong" | |
| They said, "Time is relative | |
| Or did you misread Einstien?" | |
| I said, "Do you really mean it?" | |
| They said, "What do you think we come here for | |
| Our goddamn health or something?" | |
| Everybody's waiting for the messiah | |
| The Jews are waiting | |
| The Christians are waiting | |
| Also the Muslims | |
| It's like everybody's waiting | |
| They've been waiting a long time | |
| I know how I hate to wait | |
| Like even for a bus or something | |
| An important phone call | |
| So I can imagine | |
| How darned impatient | |
| Everybody must be getting | |
| So I think it's time now | |
| Time to reveal myself | |
| I am the Messiah | |
| I am the Messiah | |
| I am the Messiah | |
| Yes, I think you heard me right | |
| I am the Messiah | |
| I was gonna wait till next year | |
| Build up the suspense a little | |
| Make it a really big surprise | |
| But I could not resist | |
| It's like when you got a really big secret | |
| You're just bursting to tell someone | |
| It was kinda like that with this | |
| And now that I've told you | |
| I feel this great weight lifted | |
| Dr. Nusbaum was right | |
| He's my therapist | |
| He said get it out in the open | |
| I spent ten whole days in Jerusalem | |
| Mmmm Jerusalem | |
| Sweet Jerusalem | |
| And all I ate was olives | |
| Nothing but olives | |
| Mountains of olives | |
| It was a good ten days | |
| I like olives | |
| I like you too | |
| So when I tell you that I love you | |
| Don't test my love | |
| Accept my love | |
| Don't test my love | |
| 'Cause maybe I don't love you all that much |