She Makes Me A Killer

She Makes Me A Killer Lyrics

Song She Makes Me A Killer
Artist Die Antwoord
Album $O$
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NEVER MAKE
A PRETTY W
OMAN YOUR
WIFENEVER
MAKE A PRE
TTY WOMAN
YOUR WIFE,
WHY?YOU CA
N'T TRUST
THAT FUNNY
LOOK IN HE
R EYENEVER
MAKE A PRE
TTY WOMAN
YOUR WIFEH
OW CAN A A
NGEL BREAK
MY HEART?L
IFE'S HARD!
I'M JUST T
RYING TO P
LAY MY PAR
TBUT SHE K
EEPS PUSHI
NG ME, PUS
HING ME, P
USHING ME,
PUSHING ME
YO YO YO!
OK, LET'S
GOAFTER A
LEKKER ZEF
SHOW THERE
BY TINGS N
TIMES... N
ICETHIS HO
T CHICK ST
EPS TO ME
AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS",
YOU KNOW A
ND PLAYED
IT SHMOOVE...
SMOOTHSHE
SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN YOUR NAME ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DO
KEY! WAARS
IE FOKKEN
KOKI?... W
HERE'S THE
FUCKIN MAR
KER PEN?I
WROTE 'NIN
JA WAS HER
E', IT LOO
KED FUCKIN
ILLPLUS I
WROTE MY N
UMBER AND
I DREW A D
UK FOKKEN
PIEL... A
NICE BIG P
ENISI SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!",
SOPHIE SAI
D, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN SOPHI
E CAME DOW
N TO CAPE
TOWN FOR A
HOLIDAYI T
OOK HER TO
THE WATERF
RONT, FOKK
EN LEKKER
LAANEY...
VERY FUCKI
N FANCYI G
OT A CHIP
ROLL, SHE
ORDERED CA
LAMARIYO W
E HAD A NI
CE TIME PL
US ALOT OF
WHITE WINE
SOON IT WA
S NIGHT TI
ME, 300 BU
CK BILLFIN
E, PAID TH
E BILL, SI
GNED, ASS
ON MY MIND
SOPHIE SAI
D I WAS A
LUCKY CATC
H OF A GUY300
BUCKS IS N
OT TOO MUC
H TO SPLAS
H FOR A NA
AI... A FU
CKTOOK HER
BACK MY PL
ACE, MUMMI
ES WATCHIN
G SOAPIESL
AMMING IN
HER STOKIE
S, MUMMY T
HIS IS SOP
HIE... CHI
LLING IN H
ER SLIPPER
S"OH, HI SOPHIE!"
BOOM! BOOM!
BOOM!LET'S
GO BACK TO
MY ROOM, Y
O THIS SHI
T'S FUCKIN
ONTHEN SOP
HIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!""THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! SORRY THIS IS HECTIC!"
JUST GOOI
ME WIF A B
LOW-JOB! "NO!"
WAT?... HO
OK ME UPOH
I UNDERSTA
ND! LET'S
GO MAYBE N
AAI IN THE
BACK SEAT ...
FUCK"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?"
I THINK YO
U FUCKIN S
EXY!"JUST TAKE ME TO MY HOTEL!"
BITCH, CAL
L A TAXI!N
OU SIT EK
SOOS N JAG
SE DOOS SO
NDER N ERE
KSIE!... N
OW HERE I
SIT LIKE A
HORNY IDIO
T WITH NO
ERECTIONHO
W CAN A AN
GEL BREAK
MY HEART?L
IFE'S HARD!
I'M JUST T
RYING TO P
LAY MY PAR
TBUT SHE K
EEPS PUSHI
NG ME, PUS
HING ME, P
USHING ME,
PUSHING ME!
PUSHING AN
D PUSHING
AND PUSHIN
G! PUSHING
AND FUCKIN
PUSHING!A
WOMAN IS M
ORE DANGER
OUS THAN A
LOADED PIS
TOLTHEY PR
OMISE YOU
HEAVEN, GI
VE YOU HEL
L!MY LITTL
E BABY IS
DRIVING ME
CRAZY!SHE
MAKES ME A
KILLER (X8)
NEVER MAKE
A PRETTY W
OMAN YOUR
WIFE (X2)
WHY?YOU CA
N'T TRUST
THAT FUNNY
LOOK IN HE
R EYENEVER
MAKE A PRE
TTY WOMAN
YOUR WIFEI
F YOU FEEL
ING HORNY
PUT YOUR H
ANDS UPNIN
JA 'BOUT T
O KICK A L
ITTLE STOR
Y 'BOUT MI
RANDAI WAS
OUT DOPPIN
G BY THE P
URPLE TURT
LE HANGING
WIF SOME H
OMIES... D
RINKINGSKO
PPED ONE T
OO MANY DO
PS, DAMN I
NEED TO GO
PEE!... KI
CKED BACK
ONE TOO MA
NY DRINKSI'
M ON MY TO
TAKE A PIS
S AND I SE
E THIS $CO
PIE... SOM
EONE YOU H
AVE YOUR E
YE ONSHE L
OOKED JUST
LIKE A COL
OURED ANGE
LINA JOLIE
THE CHERRY
LOOKED VER
Y HAPPY TO
SEE ME, "MISTER!""AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?"
IS JA... T
HAT'S CORR
ECTI COULD
N'T HELP S
TARING AT
THOSE NICE
TITSCHILLI
NG JUST BE
LOW THEM B
IG FAT BLO
W JOB LIPS
PLUS A G-S
TRING ALL
UP IN THAT
SALTY CRAC
KI SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO PISS BUT I'LL BE BACK!"
THAT NIGHT
WAS A FUCK
IN JOL, TH
INK IT WAS
A THURSDAY...
PARTYDJ BU
MPED SOME 50,
GO SHORTY
IT'S YOUR
BIRTHDAYMI
RANDA ASKE
D ME IN WH
EN I DROPP
ED HER BAC
K AT HER P
LACEON THE
VERANDA NI
NJA FUCKED
MIRANDA ON
THE FIRST
DATEAND EV
ERYTHING W
AS HUNKY F
UCKIN DORY
THEN COMES
THE TWIST
TO THIS FU
NKY LITTLE
STORYAT MY
NEXT LIVE
SHOWGUESS
WHO'S IN T
HE FRONT R
OW STARING
AT ME LIKE
A PSYCHOMI
RANDA'S BI
G GREEN HA
WK EYESGLU
ED TO THE
NINJA LIKE
A RED BEAM
ALL NIGHTA
FTER THE S
HOW NINJA
GETS RUSHE
D BY A BUN
CH OF POPP
IES... FAN
GIRLSI TEL
L MIRANDA,
HERE'S SOM
E MONEY GO
BUY YOURSE
LF A DOPPI
E... A DRI
NKSO I'M T
HERE SIGNI
NG AUTOGRA
PHS, SMOKI
NG A DOOBI
E"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?"
SURE SHOW
ME YOUR BO
OBIESALL O
F A SUDDEN
MIRANDA BU
STS IN, MA
KING A SPE
CTACLE!GRA
BS ME BY T
HE NUTS AN
D STARTS B
REAKING MY
TESTICLESJ
ASSIS! I N
EARLY KLAP
PED HER CO
S... JESUS!
I NEARLY H
IT HER BEC
AUSE.THOSE
HEAVY FUCK
IN CLAWS D
IGGING INT
O MY BALLS
WAS VERY F
UCKIN SORE!
EWESKIELIK
N HELE KLO
MP FOKKEN
KOPPE DRAA
I... ALL-O
F-A-SUDDEN
A WHOLE BU
NCH OF FUC
KIN HEADS
TURNMIRAND
A SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"...
HEY! ARE Y
OU TAKING
ME FOR A F
UCKIN FOOL?
HOOKJESUS
CHRIST!WHY
DO CHICKS
ALWAYS HAV
E TO BE SO
FUCKIN COM
PLICATED?L
IKE THIS O
NE CHICK,
LAZAAN, WA
S FUCKIN I
NTO ME!PLU
S SHE WAS
A VIRGIN!S
O THIS ONE
TIME ME AN
D LAZAAN W
AS SMOKING
A ZOL... W
EEDTHERE B
Y DJ HI-TE
K'S CRIBWH
EN SHE SAY
S TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I TOOK
HER TO HI-
TEK'S ROOM
ABOUT TO C
LOSE THE D
OOR, AND D
ROP THE BO
MBI SAID, "I GOT THE BONG",
SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I TOLD DJ
HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
THEN BADA-
BADA-BING!
BADA-BADA-
BOMB!I PUT
THE FLAME
ON THE MOT
HERFUCKIN
BONG!LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!)
NOW THE HE
AT IS ON!L
AZAAN TOLD
ME SHE WAN
TED ME TO
BE THE ONE
I STARTED
SLOW AND S
EXY, YO I'
MA GETTING
SOMEPUNANI-
NANI! PUNA
NI-NUM-NUM!
LIKE BADA-
BADA-BAM!
BADA-BADA-
BOOM!WHEN
HI-TEK WAL
KED IN THE
MOTHERFUCK
IN ROOM!LI
KE... ...F
UCKIN BLIN
D!... HOW
EMBARRASSI
NG!THERE I
WAS GIVING
IT TO HER
FROM BEHIN
DI SAID, "WHAT'S THE MATTER BRO?""DJ HI-TEK YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?"
LAZAAN STA
RTS HAVING
THIS MOERS
E FUCKIN F
REAK OUT!...
MASSIVETHE
RE I AM ST
ANDING LIK
E A DOOS W
ITH MY DIC
K OUT!...
A FUCKIN I
DIOTSHE'S
KICKING ME!
SLAPPING!
TEETH FLAR
ING! SWEAR
ING!I THOU
GHT BARNY
SAID: 'SHA
RING IS CA
RING!'HOOK
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