If I Had $1,000,000 (Album Version) Lyrics
| Song | If I Had $1,000,000 (Album Version) |
| Artist | Barenaked Ladies |
| Album | Gordon |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.00] | If I Had $1,000,000 |
| [00:03.29] | |
| [00:26.01] | If I Had a Million Dollars |
| [00:29.58] | If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) |
| [00:32.36] | Well I’d buy you a house (I’d buy you a house) |
| [00:37.89] | And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) |
| [00:44.34] | I’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) |
| [00:49.93] | And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) |
| [00:56.27] | Well I’d buy you a K-Car (a nice reliant automobile) |
| [01:01.64] | And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love |
| [01:12.45] | If I had a million dollars I’d build a tree-fort in our yard |
| [01:19.75] | If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard |
| [01:26.01] | If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere. |
| [01:31.88] | “You know, we could just go up there and hang out.” |
| [01:34.54] | “Like open the fridge and stuff, |
| [01:35.93] | and there’d all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things. |
| [01:39.86] | They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon.” |
| [01:40.66] | “Well can you blame them?” |
| [01:44.05] | “Yeah.” |
| [01:46.94] | If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) |
| [01:52.79] | Well I’d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel) |
| [01:58.76] | And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) |
| [02:05.03] | Well I’d buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu) |
| [02:10.55] | And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) |
| [02:17.16] | Well I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (all them crazy elephant bones) |
| [02:22.37] | And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love |
| [02:33.01] | |
| [02:34.55] | If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to walk to the store |
| [02:39.92] | If I had a million dollars we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more |
| [02:47.00] | If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner |
| [02:52.13] | “But we would eat Kraft dinner.” |
| [02:53.66] | “Of course we would, we’d just eat more.” |
| [02:54.91] | “And buy really expensive ketchups with it.” |
| [02:58.42] | “That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.” |
| [03:01.62] | |
| [03:07.27] | If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) |
| [03:13.61] | Wel I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that’s cruel) |
| [03:19.10] | And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) |
| [03:25.82] | Well I’d buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) |
| [03:31.37] | And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) |
| [03:37.32] | Well I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?!) |
| [03:43.17] | And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love |
| [03:53.72] | |
| [03:55.15] | If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars |
| [04:01.24] | If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars |
| [04:06.95] | If I had a million dollars… I’d be rich! |
| [04:16.62] |
| [00:00.00] | If I Had 1, 000, 000 |
| [00:03.29] | |
| [00:26.01] | If I Had a Million Dollars |
| [00:29.58] | If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [00:32.36] | Well I' d buy you a house I' d buy you a house |
| [00:37.89] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [00:44.34] | I' d buy you furniture for your house maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman |
| [00:49.93] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [00:56.27] | Well I' d buy you a KCar a nice reliant automobile |
| [01:01.64] | And if I had a million dollars, I' d buy your love |
| [01:12.45] | If I had a million dollars I' d build a treefort in our yard |
| [01:19.75] | If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn' t be that hard |
| [01:26.01] | If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere. |
| [01:31.88] | " You know, we could just go up there and hang out." |
| [01:34.54] | " Like open the fridge and stuff, |
| [01:35.93] | and there' d all be foods laid out for us like little prewrapped sausages and things. |
| [01:39.86] | They have prewrapped sausages but they don' t have prewrapped bacon." |
| [01:40.66] | " Well can you blame them?" |
| [01:44.05] | " Yeah." |
| [01:46.94] | If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [01:52.79] | Well I' d buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat, that' s cruel |
| [01:58.76] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [02:05.03] | Well I' d buy you an exotic pet yep, like a llama or an emu |
| [02:10.55] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [02:17.16] | Well I' d buy you John Merrick' s remains all them crazy elephant bones |
| [02:22.37] | And if I had a million dollars I' d buy your love |
| [02:33.01] | |
| [02:34.55] | If I had a million dollars we wouldn' t have to walk to the store |
| [02:39.92] | If I had a million dollars we' d take a limousine ' cause it costs more |
| [02:47.00] | If I had a million dollars we wouldn' t have to eat Kraft dinner |
| [02:52.13] | " But we would eat Kraft dinner." |
| [02:53.66] | " Of course we would, we' d just eat more." |
| [02:54.91] | " And buy really expensive ketchups with it." |
| [02:58.42] | " That' s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups." |
| [03:01.62] | |
| [03:07.27] | If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [03:13.61] | Wel I' d buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that' s cruel |
| [03:19.10] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [03:25.82] | Well I' d buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel |
| [03:31.37] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [03:37.32] | Well I' d buy you a monkey haven' t you always wanted a monkey?! |
| [03:43.17] | And if I had a million dollars I' d buy your love |
| [03:53.72] | |
| [03:55.15] | If I had a million dollars if I had a million dollars |
| [04:01.24] | If I had a million dollars if I had a million dollars |
| [04:06.95] | If I had a million dollars I' d be rich! |
| [04:16.62] |
| [00:00.00] | If I Had 1, 000, 000 |
| [00:03.29] | |
| [00:26.01] | If I Had a Million Dollars |
| [00:29.58] | If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [00:32.36] | Well I' d buy you a house I' d buy you a house |
| [00:37.89] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [00:44.34] | I' d buy you furniture for your house maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman |
| [00:49.93] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [00:56.27] | Well I' d buy you a KCar a nice reliant automobile |
| [01:01.64] | And if I had a million dollars, I' d buy your love |
| [01:12.45] | If I had a million dollars I' d build a treefort in our yard |
| [01:19.75] | If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn' t be that hard |
| [01:26.01] | If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere. |
| [01:31.88] | " You know, we could just go up there and hang out." |
| [01:34.54] | " Like open the fridge and stuff, |
| [01:35.93] | and there' d all be foods laid out for us like little prewrapped sausages and things. |
| [01:39.86] | They have prewrapped sausages but they don' t have prewrapped bacon." |
| [01:40.66] | " Well can you blame them?" |
| [01:44.05] | " Yeah." |
| [01:46.94] | If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [01:52.79] | Well I' d buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat, that' s cruel |
| [01:58.76] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [02:05.03] | Well I' d buy you an exotic pet yep, like a llama or an emu |
| [02:10.55] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [02:17.16] | Well I' d buy you John Merrick' s remains all them crazy elephant bones |
| [02:22.37] | And if I had a million dollars I' d buy your love |
| [02:33.01] | |
| [02:34.55] | If I had a million dollars we wouldn' t have to walk to the store |
| [02:39.92] | If I had a million dollars we' d take a limousine ' cause it costs more |
| [02:47.00] | If I had a million dollars we wouldn' t have to eat Kraft dinner |
| [02:52.13] | " But we would eat Kraft dinner." |
| [02:53.66] | " Of course we would, we' d just eat more." |
| [02:54.91] | " And buy really expensive ketchups with it." |
| [02:58.42] | " That' s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups." |
| [03:01.62] | |
| [03:07.27] | If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [03:13.61] | Wel I' d buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that' s cruel |
| [03:19.10] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [03:25.82] | Well I' d buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel |
| [03:31.37] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [03:37.32] | Well I' d buy you a monkey haven' t you always wanted a monkey?! |
| [03:43.17] | And if I had a million dollars I' d buy your love |
| [03:53.72] | |
| [03:55.15] | If I had a million dollars if I had a million dollars |
| [04:01.24] | If I had a million dollars if I had a million dollars |
| [04:06.95] | If I had a million dollars I' d be rich! |
| [04:16.62] |
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