[00:00.00]If I Had $1,000,000
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[00:26.01]If I Had a Million Dollars
[00:29.58]If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[00:32.36]Well I’d buy you a house (I’d buy you a house)
[00:37.89]And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[00:44.34]I’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
[00:49.93]And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[00:56.27]Well I’d buy you a K-Car (a nice reliant automobile)
[01:01.64]And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
[01:12.45]If I had a million dollars I’d build a tree-fort in our yard
[01:19.75]If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
[01:26.01]If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
[01:31.88]“You know, we could just go up there and hang out.”
[01:34.54]“Like open the fridge and stuff,
[01:35.93]and there’d all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things.
[01:39.86]They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon.”
[01:40.66]“Well can you blame them?”
[01:44.05]“Yeah.”
[01:46.94]If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[01:52.79]Well I’d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel)
[01:58.76]And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[02:05.03]Well I’d buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu)
[02:10.55]And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[02:17.16]Well I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (all them crazy elephant bones)
[02:22.37]And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
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[02:34.55]If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to walk to the store
[02:39.92]If I had a million dollars we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
[02:47.00]If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner
[02:52.13]“But we would eat Kraft dinner.”
[02:53.66]“Of course we would, we’d just eat more.”
[02:54.91]“And buy really expensive ketchups with it.”
[02:58.42]“That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.”
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[03:07.27]If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[03:13.61]Wel I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that’s cruel)
[03:19.10]And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[03:25.82]Well I’d buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
[03:31.37]And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[03:37.32]Well I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?!)
[03:43.17]And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
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[03:55.15]If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
[04:01.24]If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
[04:06.95]If I had a million dollars… I’d be rich!
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