| Adam Ant/Marco | |
| Pirroni If | |
| I ask you difficult questions | |
| If I make improper suggestions | |
| Would you find that a risk to your health | |
| Would you put me up on the bookself | |
| With the books and the plants? | |
| Desperate but not serious | |
| Your kisses drive me delirious | |
| If I were kind and adoring | |
| How would that be? | |
| Very boring | |
| Mister Pressman with your penknife | |
| Always asking about my sex life | |
| And who with and how many times? | |
| Desperate but not serious | |
| Your kisses drive me delirious | |
| All the advice seemed so unkind "If you don't stop, you will go blind!" | |
| Tell you it's none of their business | |
| Then console you with a big kiss | |
| On the lips and on the back of your neck | |
| Desperate but not serious... |