| Lock up your brain | |
| 'Cos I'm here again | |
| I'm never bored | |
| I'll steal your chords | |
| Ooh-ooh Zerox Machine | |
| Ooh-ooh Zerox Machine | |
| Give me a line | |
| Or a middle eight | |
| I've got the best | |
| So I want the rest | |
| Ooh-ooh Zerox Machine | |
| Ooh-ooh Zerox Machine | |
| Let's get together | |
| Before its too late | |
| Collect up the ideas | |
| And duplicate | |
| Filling up the forms | |
| Send them off tonight | |
| And you'll be the owner | |
| Times of the essence | |
| Get your ears to the ground | |
| However else | |
| Can the hits be found? | |
| I may look happy, healthy and clean | |
| A dark brown voice and suit pristine | |
| But behind the smile there is a | |
| Zerox Machine | |
| (I'm a) Zerox Machine | |
| (repeat 'til end) |