My Old Man's A Dustman

My Old Man's A Dustman Lyrics

Song My Old Man's A Dustman
Artist Lonnie Donegan
Album 40 Hits 1960 - 1964
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[00:01.88] Now here's a little story
[00:05.13] To tell it is a must
[00:10.01] About an unsung hero
[00:13.56] That moves away your dust
[00:19.01] Some people make a fortune
[00:21.57] Other's earn a mint
[00:25.38] My old man don't earn much
[00:32.38] In fact....he's flippin'.....skint
[00:33.13] Oh, my old man's a dustman
[00:38.82] He wears a dustman's hat
[00:40.63] He wears cor blimey trousers
[00:42.70] And he lives in a council flat
[00:44.63] He looks a proper narner
[00:46.41] In his great big hob nailed boots
[00:48.35] He's got such a job to pull em up
[00:50.47] That he calls them daisy roots
[00:55.35] Some folks give tips at Christmas
[00:57.04] And some of them forget
[00:58.98] So when he picks their bins up
[01:00.72] He spills some on the steps
[01:02.98] Now one old man got nasty
[01:04.54] And to the council wrote
[01:05.93] Next time my old man went 'round there
[01:08.30] He punched him up the throat
[01:10.18] Oh, my old man's a dustman
[01:12.36] He wears a dustman's hat
[01:14.11] He wears cor blimey trousers
[01:16.18] And he lives in a council flat
[01:17.99] I say, I say Duncan
[01:19.49] I 'er...I found a police dog in my dustbin
[01:22.44] How do you know he's a police dog
[01:25.44] He had a policeman with him
[01:29.32] Though my old man's a dustman
[01:31.07] He's got a heart of gold
[01:32.94] He got married recently
[01:35.13] Though he's 86 years old
[01:37.07] We said 'Ear! Hang on Dad
[01:38.63] you're getting past your prime'
[01:40.50] He said 'Well when you get to my age'
[01:42.70] 'It helps to pass the time'
[01:44.82] Oh, my old man's a dustman
[01:46.26] He wears a dustman's hat
[01:48.07] He wears cor blimey trousers
[01:50.51] And he lives in a council flat
[01:51.82] I say, I say, I say
[01:54.38] My dustbins full of lillies
[01:55.63] Well throw 'em away then
[01:57.01] I can't Lilly's wearing them
[01:59.63] Now one day while in a hurry
[02:03.13] He missed a lady's bin
[02:05.07] He hadn't gone but a few yards
[02:07.07] When she chased after him
[02:08.94] 'What game do you think you're playing'
[02:10.88] She cried right from the heart
[02:12.82] 'You've missed me...am I too late'
[02:14.76] 'No... jump up on the cart'
[02:18.26] Oh, my old man's a dustman
[02:19.14] He wears a dustman's hat
[02:20.26] He wears cor blimey trousers
[02:22.13] And he lives in a council flat
[02:24.13] I say, I say, I say What you again
[02:27.01] My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools
[02:29.76] How do you know it's full
[02:32.45] 'Cos there's not much room inside
[02:33.76] He found a tiger's head one day
[02:39.38] Nailed to a piece of wood
[02:41.07] The tiger looked quite miserable
[02:42.89] But I suppose it should
[02:44.76] Just then from out a window
[02:46.70] A voice began to wail
[02:48.45] He said Oi! Where's me tiger head
[02:50.57] Four foot from it's tail
[02:52.57] Oh, my old man's a dustman
[02:54.32] He wears a dustman's hat
[02:56.32] He wears cor blimey trousers
[02:58.07] And he lives in a council flat
[02:59.82] Next time you see a dustman
[03:01.76] Looking all pale and sad
[03:03.57] Don't kick him in the dustbin
[03:05.45] It might be my old dad
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