[00:01.88]Now here's a little story
[00:05.13]To tell it is a must
[00:10.01]About an unsung hero
[00:13.56]That moves away your dust
[00:19.01]Some people make a fortune
[00:21.57]Other's earn a mint
[00:25.38]My old man don't earn much
[00:32.38]In fact....he's flippin'.....skint
[00:33.13]Oh, my old man's a dustman
[00:38.82]He wears a dustman's hat
[00:40.63]He wears cor blimey trousers
[00:42.70]And he lives in a council flat
[00:44.63]He looks a proper narner
[00:46.41]In his great big hob nailed boots
[00:48.35]He's got such a job to pull em up
[00:50.47]That he calls them daisy roots
[00:55.35]Some folks give tips at Christmas
[00:57.04]And some of them forget
[00:58.98]So when he picks their bins up
[01:00.72]He spills some on the steps
[01:02.98]Now one old man got nasty
[01:04.54]And to the council wrote
[01:05.93]Next time my old man went 'round there
[01:08.30]He punched him up the throat
[01:10.18]Oh, my old man's a dustman
[01:12.36]He wears a dustman's hat
[01:14.11]He wears cor blimey trousers
[01:16.18]And he lives in a council flat
[01:17.99]I say, I say Duncan
[01:19.49]I 'er...I found a police dog in my dustbin
[01:22.44]How do you know he's a police dog
[01:25.44]He had a policeman with him
[01:29.32]Though my old man's a dustman
[01:31.07]He's got a heart of gold
[01:32.94]He got married recently
[01:35.13]Though he's 86 years old
[01:37.07]We said 'Ear! Hang on Dad
[01:38.63]you're getting past your prime'
[01:40.50]He said 'Well when you get to my age'
[01:42.70]'It helps to pass the time'
[01:44.82]Oh, my old man's a dustman
[01:46.26]He wears a dustman's hat
[01:48.07]He wears cor blimey trousers
[01:50.51]And he lives in a council flat
[01:51.82]I say, I say, I say
[01:54.38]My dustbins full of lillies
[01:55.63]Well throw 'em away then
[01:57.01]I can't Lilly's wearing them
[01:59.63]Now one day while in a hurry
[02:03.13]He missed a lady's bin
[02:05.07]He hadn't gone but a few yards
[02:07.07]When she chased after him
[02:08.94]'What game do you think you're playing'
[02:10.88]She cried right from the heart
[02:12.82]'You've missed me...am I too late'
[02:14.76]'No... jump up on the cart'
[02:18.26]Oh, my old man's a dustman
[02:19.14]He wears a dustman's hat
[02:20.26]He wears cor blimey trousers
[02:22.13]And he lives in a council flat
[02:24.13]I say, I say, I say What you again
[02:27.01]My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools
[02:29.76]How do you know it's full
[02:32.45]'Cos there's not much room inside
[02:33.76]He found a tiger's head one day
[02:39.38]Nailed to a piece of wood
[02:41.07]The tiger looked quite miserable
[02:42.89]But I suppose it should
[02:44.76]Just then from out a window
[02:46.70]A voice began to wail
[02:48.45]He said Oi! Where's me tiger head
[02:50.57]Four foot from it's tail
[02:52.57]Oh, my old man's a dustman
[02:54.32]He wears a dustman's hat
[02:56.32]He wears cor blimey trousers
[02:58.07]And he lives in a council flat
[02:59.82]Next time you see a dustman
[03:01.76]Looking all pale and sad
[03:03.57]Don't kick him in the dustbin
[03:05.45]It might be my old dad