| [00:13.227] | Another bride, another June |
| [00:19.686] | Another sunny honeymoon |
| [00:26.250] | Another season, another reason |
| [00:33.222] | For making whoopee |
| [00:40.042] | A lot of shoes, a lot of rice |
| [00:46.384] | The groom is nervous, he answers twice |
| [00:52.615] | Its really killing |
| [00:55.918] | That he's so willing to make whoopee |
| [01:05.292] | Now picture a little love nest |
| [01:13.097] | Down where the roses cling |
| [01:19.804] | Picture the same sweet love nest |
| [01:26.063] | Think what a year can bring, yes |
| [01:32.109] | He's washing dishes and baby clothes |
| [01:37.615] | He's so ambitious he even sews |
| [01:44.479] | But don't forget folks, |
| [01:47.512] | Thats what you get folks, for making whoopee |
| [01:57.756] | Another year, maybe less |
| [02:03.541] | What's this I hear? Well, can't you guess? |
| [02:09.647] | She feels neglected, and he's suspected |
| [02:16.072] | Of making whoopee |
| [02:22.001] | Yeah, she sits alone, |
| [02:25.837] | Most every night |
| [02:29.092] | He doesn't phone, he doesn't write |
| [02:34.961] | He says he's busy, |
| [02:39.593] | But she says, 'Is he?' |
| [02:41.670] | He's making whoopee |
| [02:48.888] | Now he doesn't make much money |
| [02:56.236] | Only five thousand per |
| [03:02.593] | Some judge who thinks he's funny |
| [03:08.643] | Says, 'You'll pay six to her.' |
| [03:14.927] | He says, 'Now judge, suppose I fail?' |
| [03:20.430] | Judge say, 'Budge. Right into jail. |
| [03:26.844] | You'd better keep her. I think it's cheaper |
| [03:33.271] | Than making whoopee.' |
| [03:37.808] | Yes, yeah, you better keep her |
| [03:42.585] | Daddy, I think it's cheaper |
| [03:45.649] | Then making whoopee |