[00:13.227]Another bride, another June
[00:19.686]Another sunny honeymoon
[00:26.250]Another season, another reason
[00:33.222]For making whoopee
[00:40.042]A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
[00:46.384]The groom is nervous, he answers twice
[00:52.615]Its really killing
[00:55.918]That he's so willing to make whoopee
[01:05.292]Now picture a little love nest
[01:13.097]Down where the roses cling
[01:19.804]Picture the same sweet love nest
[01:26.063]Think what a year can bring, yes
[01:32.109]He's washing dishes and baby clothes
[01:37.615]He's so ambitious he even sews
[01:44.479]But don't forget folks,
[01:47.512]Thats what you get folks, for making whoopee
[01:57.756]Another year, maybe less
[02:03.541]What's this I hear? Well, can't you guess?
[02:09.647]She feels neglected, and he's suspected
[02:16.072]Of making whoopee
[02:22.001]Yeah, she sits alone,
[02:25.837]Most every night
[02:29.092]He doesn't phone, he doesn't write
[02:34.961]He says he's busy,
[02:39.593]But she says, 'Is he?'
[02:41.670]He's making whoopee
[02:48.888]Now he doesn't make much money
[02:56.236]Only five thousand per
[03:02.593]Some judge who thinks he's funny
[03:08.643]Says, 'You'll pay six to her.'
[03:14.927]He says, 'Now judge, suppose I fail?'
[03:20.430]Judge say, 'Budge. Right into jail.
[03:26.844]You'd better keep her. I think it's cheaper
[03:33.271]Than making whoopee.'
[03:37.808]Yes, yeah, you better keep her
[03:42.585]Daddy, I think it's cheaper
[03:45.649]Then making whoopee