The Harvard Variations

The Harvard Variations Lyrics

Song The Harvard Variations
Artist Christian Borle
Artist YoungStar
Album Legally Blonde The Musical
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[00:11.59] EMMETT
[00:11.79] (spoken) Hello. I'm Emmett Forrest.
[00:13.68] Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law.
[00:17.03] Uh, let's go around and share a bit about yourselves.
[00:20.71] AARON
[00:20.86] (spoken) Aaron Sholtz.
[00:22.06] (sung) I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
[00:24.75] I write financial software codes
[00:27.55] But that's a challenge I've outgrown
[00:29.95] How many yachts can one man own?
[00:32.88] Some say that I'm a pompous creep
[00:35.68] Somehow I don't lose that much sleep
[00:38.53] Why bother with false modesty?
[00:41.22] Harvard's the perfect place for me
[00:43.57] STUDENTS
[00:43.82] Pretty impressive, good to know
[00:46.77] Welcome to Harvard
[00:48.07] What's up?
[00:48.77] Yo!
[00:49.42] SUNDY
[00:49.62] (spoken) Sundy Pagrowell Pommadon, but you may call me "your majesty."
[00:54.81] (sung) In my country
[00:57.27] My word was law
[01:00.00] But then I flee
[01:02.75] Because of stupid "coup d'etat"
[01:05.99] But here I learn
[01:09.12] I make new friends
[01:11.62] And soon return
[01:13.93] In bullet-proof Mercedes Benz
[01:16.52] STUDENTS
[01:16.77] Pretty impressive, good to know
[01:19.31] Welcome to Har--
[01:20.36] ENID
[01:22.46] (spoken) ENID HUPES!
[01:23.06] (sung) I did the peace corps overseas
[01:23.47] Inoculating refugees
[01:24.47] In family clinics that I built myself
[01:26.56] From mud and trees
[01:27.51] I fought to clean up their lagoons
[01:28.95] And save their rare endangered loons
[01:29.90] And led a protest march against insensitive cartoons
[01:33.24] STUDENTS
[01:33.59] Pretty impressive, good--
[01:34.50] ENID
[01:35.45] But now I'm on the legal track
[01:36.90] Because this country's out of whack
[01:38.03] And only women have the guts to go and take it back
[01:40.25] We'll make the government come clean
[01:41.70] And get more people voting green
[01:43.50] And really stick it to the phallocentric war machine
[01:45.34] ELLE
[01:46.04] (spoken) I love your top! It is so fatigue chic!
[01:50.72] Anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101 with Professor Callahan and
[01:53.22] Warner Huntington the Third?
[01:55.61] EMMETT
[01:55.91] (spoken) It's in Houser. Over there, second building on the left.
[01:59.10] ELLE
[01:59.45] (spoken) Thanks!
[02:02.05] AARON
[02:02.25] I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
[02:04.59] I write financial software codes
[02:07.42] Harvard's the perfect place for me
[02:09.18] SUNDY
[02:09.47] In my country
[02:09.92] My word was law
[02:10.42] Harvard's the perfect place for me
[02:12.27] ENID
[02:12.62] I did the peace corps overseas
[02:14.36] Inoculating refugees
[02:14.56] Harvard's the perfect place for me
[02:15.12] STUDENTS
[02:15.37] Harvard's the perfect place for--
[02:15.81] ELLE
[02:16.16] Warner!
[02:16.66] STUDENTS
[02:17.21] Ha-a-a-a-a
[02:17.56] ELLE
[02:17.76] (spoken) Scuse me!
[02:18.05] STUDENTS
[02:18.45] Ha-a-a-a-a
[02:19.61] ELLE
[02:20.45] (spoken) Pardon me!
[02:20.65] STUDENTS
[02:21.30] Ha-a-a-a-a
[02:22.05] ELLE
[02:22.99] (spoken) Comin' through!
[02:23.84] STUDENTS
[02:24.04] Harvard's the perfect place for me!
[02:25.44] Pretty impressive, good to know
[02:28.87] Welcome to Harvard
[02:29.93] WARNER
[02:30.18] (spoken) Elle?
[02:30.48] ELLE
[02:31.42] (spoken) Omigod, Warner? I totally forgot you go here!
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