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ANYA: |
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This is the man that I plan to entangle |
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Isn't he fine? |
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My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle |
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Vengeance was mine! |
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But I'm out of the biz |
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The name I made, I'll trade for his |
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The only trouble is - - |
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I'll never tell. |
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XANDER: |
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She is the one |
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She's such wonderful fun |
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Such passion and grace |
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Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight - - |
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Embrace! Tight embrace! |
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I'll never let her go |
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The love we've known can only grow |
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There's just one thing that - - |
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No. I'll never tell. |
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ANYA AND XANDER: |
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Cause there's nothing to tell. |
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ANYA: |
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He snores |
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XANDER: |
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She wheezes |
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ANYA: |
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Say "housework" and he freezes |
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XANDER: |
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She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe |
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ANYA: |
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I talk; he breezes |
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XANDER: |
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She doesn't know what "please" is |
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ANYA: |
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His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe! |
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ANYA AND XANDER: |
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The vibe gets kind of scary |
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XANDER: |
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Like, she thinks I'm ordinary |
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ANYA: |
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Like, it's all just temporary |
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XANDER: |
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Like, her toes are kind of hairy |
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ANYA AND XANDER: |
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But it's all very well |
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Cause, God knows, I'll never tell! |
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ANYA: |
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When things get rough, he |
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Just hides behind his Buffy! |
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Now look, he's getting huffy |
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Cause he knows that I know. |
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XANDER: |
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She clings |
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She's needy |
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She's also really greedy |
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She nev - - |
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ANYA: |
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His eyes are beady! |
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XANDER: |
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This is my verse, hello? |
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She - - |
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ANYA (Spoken): |
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Look at me! I'm dancing crazy! |
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ANYA AND XANDER: |
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You know |
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XANDER: |
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You're quite the charmer |
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ANYA |
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My knight in armor |
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XANDER: |
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You're the cutest of the Scoobies |
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With your lips as red as rubies |
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And your firm, yet supple - - |
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Tight embrace! |
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ANYA: |
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He's swell |
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XANDER: |
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She's sweller |
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ANYA: |
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He'll always be my feller |
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XANDER: |
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That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified |
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ANYA: |
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I've read this tale |
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There's wedding, then betrayal |
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And I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide |
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ANYA AND XANDER: |
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I lied |
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I said it's easy |
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I've tried |
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But there's these fears I can't quell |
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XANDER: |
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Is she looking for a pot of gold |
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ANYA: |
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Will I look good when I've gotten old? |
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XANDER: |
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Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful? |
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ANYA: |
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Will I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley? |
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XANDER: |
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Am I crazy? |
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ANYA: |
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Am I dreamin'? |
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XANDER: |
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Am I marrying a demon? |
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ANYA AND XANDER: |
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We can really raise the beam in making marriage a hell! |
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So, thank God, I'll never tell! |
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I swear, that I'll never tell |
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XANDER: |
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My lips are sealed |
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ANYA: |
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I take the Fifth |
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XANDER: |
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Nothing to see |
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Move it along |
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ANYA AND XANDER: |
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I'll never |
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Tell! |
