Farmer Glickstein

Farmer Glickstein Lyrics

Song Farmer Glickstein
Artist Various Artists
Album Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
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[00:08.00] From every job now I’ve been fired
[00:12.40] From Judas to Joan of Arc inspired
[00:14.53] Red clouds on the road required
[00:17.04] Three new garbage men just hired
[00:19.71] My blood-shot eyes from whiskey tired
[00:21.92] The beehive, stovetop, tractor
[00:24.01] moonstone, sleeping
[00:28.81] Intrinsic sanity once bred
[00:31.61] Candlelight soap in mineshaft bed
[00:34.33] Coagulating pumpkin bread
[00:36.46] Anointed vanishing street-cred
[00:38.92] Santa’s purple mustache sled
[00:41.53] Watch out man, your underpants are creeping
[00:47.80] I’m out of Winston, I’m out of Kents
[00:52.53] I’m out of knowing if any of this makes sense
[00:58.20] Ride the rails Farmer Glickstein
[01:00.97] in your baby-blue bus Ride the rails
[01:08.91] Fundamental coat of arms
[01:11.32] Easter egg hunts, factory farms
[01:13.77] Home security alarms
[01:16.17] Delaying fate is instant karma
[01:18.67] Mother’s milk don’t do no harm
[01:21.04] There’s something rotting
[01:22.46] underneath your head gasket
[01:27.01] Angelic pink tweak nipples, they
[01:31.11] Can only clap in disarray
[01:33.57] Like tuna nets in Monterrey
[01:36.11] Like blue berets and old Caley
[01:38.78] Aluminum foil, TV tray
[01:41.36] New York strip steak or filet
[01:43.92] Sad clowns climb in the Hudson Bay
[01:46.37] Cosmetic corporations play Prosthetic clarion klaxons play
[01:51.43] Crinkle cut potatoes lay Uncleaned, uncooked, uneaten
[01:56.07] by the breadbasket
[02:00.81] Deep space, primordial time
[02:06.47] Don’t worry baby, it’s all gonna rhyme
[02:11.75] Ride the rails Farmer Glickstein
[02:14.12] in your baby-blue bus Ride the rails
[02:22.32] Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos, Eatin
[02:24.83] Honeymoon, already cheatin’
[02:27.55] Myrna Loy and Buster Keaton
[02:30.15] Roundly whipped and fully beaten
[02:32.58] Mandatory meetin’, greetin’, smelly feet ‘n
[02:36.41] who long seek the martyr
[02:41.78] Compared to Einstein and Van Goth
[02:45.35] I’m closer to my little toe
[02:47.73] It’s hard to make a turnip grow
[02:50.27] Might as well piss in the snow
[02:52.82] Yellow windmills in my groin
[02:55.44] Enjoin, conjoin and going to make me harder
[03:02.09] Puss-filled blisters, scarlet fever
[03:07.12] I don’t necessarily understand it either
[03:12.44] But, ride the rails Farmer Glickstein
[03:15.95] in your baby-blue bus Ride the rails
[03:23.95] Spumoni incandescent monks
[03:26.54] Spewing Technicolor chunks
[03:28.96] The air replete with scarlet drunks
[03:31.46] Camp Muskogee cluttered bunks
[03:34.10] The postman genuflects and dunks
[03:36.60] The whole Judeo-Christian oligarchy
[03:44.40] I’m tryin’ to get to San Antone
[03:47.03] The road is strewn with chicken bones
[03:49.63] Fish entrails and scattered stones
[03:52.58] Phantasmagoric ice cream cones
[03:55.22] I’m sucked, I’m jacked, I’m corked,
[03:57.06] I’m blown
[03:58.24] But I won’t get too far from home
[04:00.62] Unless my other trousers got my car keys
[04:11.32] Corkscrewed brain waves
[04:16.01] Twist and shout
[04:18.15] I can’t say what this song is all about
[04:23.61] But, ride the rails Farmer Glickstein
[04:27.28] in your baby-blue bus Ride the rails
[00:08.00] From every job now I' ve been fired
[00:12.40] From Judas to Joan of Arc inspired
[00:14.53] Red clouds on the road required
[00:17.04] Three new garbage men just hired
[00:19.71] My bloodshot eyes from whiskey tired
[00:21.92] The beehive, stovetop, tractor
[00:24.01] moonstone, sleeping
[00:28.81] Intrinsic sanity once bred
[00:31.61] Candlelight soap in mineshaft bed
[00:34.33] Coagulating pumpkin bread
[00:36.46] Anointed vanishing streetcred
[00:38.92] Santa' s purple mustache sled
[00:41.53] Watch out man, your underpants are creeping
[00:47.80] I' m out of Winston, I' m out of Kents
[00:52.53] I' m out of knowing if any of this makes sense
[00:58.20] Ride the rails Farmer Glickstein
[01:00.97] in your babyblue bus Ride the rails
[01:08.91] Fundamental coat of arms
[01:11.32] Easter egg hunts, factory farms
[01:13.77] Home security alarms
[01:16.17] Delaying fate is instant karma
[01:18.67] Mother' s milk don' t do no harm
[01:21.04] There' s something rotting
[01:22.46] underneath your head gasket
[01:27.01] Angelic pink tweak nipples, they
[01:31.11] Can only clap in disarray
[01:33.57] Like tuna nets in Monterrey
[01:36.11] Like blue berets and old Caley
[01:38.78] Aluminum foil, TV tray
[01:41.36] New York strip steak or filet
[01:43.92] Sad clowns climb in the Hudson Bay
[01:46.37] Cosmetic corporations play Prosthetic clarion klaxons play
[01:51.43] Crinkle cut potatoes lay Uncleaned, uncooked, uneaten
[01:56.07] by the breadbasket
[02:00.81] Deep space, primordial time
[02:06.47] Don' t worry baby, it' s all gonna rhyme
[02:11.75] Ride the rails Farmer Glickstein
[02:14.12] in your babyblue bus Ride the rails
[02:22.32] Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos, Eatin
[02:24.83] Honeymoon, already cheatin'
[02:27.55] Myrna Loy and Buster Keaton
[02:30.15] Roundly whipped and fully beaten
[02:32.58] Mandatory meetin', greetin', smelly feet ' n
[02:36.41] who long seek the martyr
[02:41.78] Compared to Einstein and Van Goth
[02:45.35] I' m closer to my little toe
[02:47.73] It' s hard to make a turnip grow
[02:50.27] Might as well piss in the snow
[02:52.82] Yellow windmills in my groin
[02:55.44] Enjoin, conjoin and going to make me harder
[03:02.09] Pussfilled blisters, scarlet fever
[03:07.12] I don' t necessarily understand it either
[03:12.44] But, ride the rails Farmer Glickstein
[03:15.95] in your babyblue bus Ride the rails
[03:23.95] Spumoni incandescent monks
[03:26.54] Spewing Technicolor chunks
[03:28.96] The air replete with scarlet drunks
[03:31.46] Camp Muskogee cluttered bunks
[03:34.10] The postman genuflects and dunks
[03:36.60] The whole JudeoChristian oligarchy
[03:44.40] I' m tryin' to get to San Antone
[03:47.03] The road is strewn with chicken bones
[03:49.63] Fish entrails and scattered stones
[03:52.58] Phantasmagoric ice cream cones
[03:55.22] I' m sucked, I' m jacked, I' m corked,
[03:57.06] I' m blown
[03:58.24] But I won' t get too far from home
[04:00.62] Unless my other trousers got my car keys
[04:11.32] Corkscrewed brain waves
[04:16.01] Twist and shout
[04:18.15] I can' t say what this song is all about
[04:23.61] But, ride the rails Farmer Glickstein
[04:27.28] in your babyblue bus Ride the rails
[00:08.00] From every job now I' ve been fired
[00:12.40] From Judas to Joan of Arc inspired
[00:14.53] Red clouds on the road required
[00:17.04] Three new garbage men just hired
[00:19.71] My bloodshot eyes from whiskey tired
[00:21.92] The beehive, stovetop, tractor
[00:24.01] moonstone, sleeping
[00:28.81] Intrinsic sanity once bred
[00:31.61] Candlelight soap in mineshaft bed
[00:34.33] Coagulating pumpkin bread
[00:36.46] Anointed vanishing streetcred
[00:38.92] Santa' s purple mustache sled
[00:41.53] Watch out man, your underpants are creeping
[00:47.80] I' m out of Winston, I' m out of Kents
[00:52.53] I' m out of knowing if any of this makes sense
[00:58.20] Ride the rails Farmer Glickstein
[01:00.97] in your babyblue bus Ride the rails
[01:08.91] Fundamental coat of arms
[01:11.32] Easter egg hunts, factory farms
[01:13.77] Home security alarms
[01:16.17] Delaying fate is instant karma
[01:18.67] Mother' s milk don' t do no harm
[01:21.04] There' s something rotting
[01:22.46] underneath your head gasket
[01:27.01] Angelic pink tweak nipples, they
[01:31.11] Can only clap in disarray
[01:33.57] Like tuna nets in Monterrey
[01:36.11] Like blue berets and old Caley
[01:38.78] Aluminum foil, TV tray
[01:41.36] New York strip steak or filet
[01:43.92] Sad clowns climb in the Hudson Bay
[01:46.37] Cosmetic corporations play Prosthetic clarion klaxons play
[01:51.43] Crinkle cut potatoes lay Uncleaned, uncooked, uneaten
[01:56.07] by the breadbasket
[02:00.81] Deep space, primordial time
[02:06.47] Don' t worry baby, it' s all gonna rhyme
[02:11.75] Ride the rails Farmer Glickstein
[02:14.12] in your babyblue bus Ride the rails
[02:22.32] Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos, Eatin
[02:24.83] Honeymoon, already cheatin'
[02:27.55] Myrna Loy and Buster Keaton
[02:30.15] Roundly whipped and fully beaten
[02:32.58] Mandatory meetin', greetin', smelly feet ' n
[02:36.41] who long seek the martyr
[02:41.78] Compared to Einstein and Van Goth
[02:45.35] I' m closer to my little toe
[02:47.73] It' s hard to make a turnip grow
[02:50.27] Might as well piss in the snow
[02:52.82] Yellow windmills in my groin
[02:55.44] Enjoin, conjoin and going to make me harder
[03:02.09] Pussfilled blisters, scarlet fever
[03:07.12] I don' t necessarily understand it either
[03:12.44] But, ride the rails Farmer Glickstein
[03:15.95] in your babyblue bus Ride the rails
[03:23.95] Spumoni incandescent monks
[03:26.54] Spewing Technicolor chunks
[03:28.96] The air replete with scarlet drunks
[03:31.46] Camp Muskogee cluttered bunks
[03:34.10] The postman genuflects and dunks
[03:36.60] The whole JudeoChristian oligarchy
[03:44.40] I' m tryin' to get to San Antone
[03:47.03] The road is strewn with chicken bones
[03:49.63] Fish entrails and scattered stones
[03:52.58] Phantasmagoric ice cream cones
[03:55.22] I' m sucked, I' m jacked, I' m corked,
[03:57.06] I' m blown
[03:58.24] But I won' t get too far from home
[04:00.62] Unless my other trousers got my car keys
[04:11.32] Corkscrewed brain waves
[04:16.01] Twist and shout
[04:18.15] I can' t say what this song is all about
[04:23.61] But, ride the rails Farmer Glickstein
[04:27.28] in your babyblue bus Ride the rails
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