[00:08.00]From every job now I’ve been fired
[00:12.40]From Judas to Joan of Arc inspired
[00:14.53]Red clouds on the road required
[00:17.04]Three new garbage men just hired
[00:19.71]My blood-shot eyes from whiskey tired
[00:21.92]The beehive, stovetop, tractor
[00:24.01]moonstone, sleeping
[00:28.81]Intrinsic sanity once bred
[00:31.61]Candlelight soap in mineshaft bed
[00:34.33]Coagulating pumpkin bread
[00:36.46]Anointed vanishing street-cred
[00:38.92]Santa’s purple mustache sled
[00:41.53]Watch out man, your underpants are creeping
[00:47.80]I’m out of Winston, I’m out of Kents
[00:52.53]I’m out of knowing if any of this makes sense
[00:58.20]Ride the rails Farmer Glickstein
[01:00.97]in your baby-blue bus Ride the rails
[01:08.91]Fundamental coat of arms
[01:11.32]Easter egg hunts, factory farms
[01:13.77]Home security alarms
[01:16.17]Delaying fate is instant karma
[01:18.67]Mother’s milk don’t do no harm
[01:21.04]There’s something rotting
[01:22.46]underneath your head gasket
[01:27.01]Angelic pink tweak nipples, they
[01:31.11]Can only clap in disarray
[01:33.57]Like tuna nets in Monterrey
[01:36.11]Like blue berets and old Caley
[01:38.78]Aluminum foil, TV tray
[01:41.36]New York strip steak or filet
[01:43.92]Sad clowns climb in the Hudson Bay
[01:46.37]Cosmetic corporations play Prosthetic clarion klaxons play
[01:51.43]Crinkle cut potatoes lay Uncleaned, uncooked, uneaten
[01:56.07]by the breadbasket
[02:00.81]Deep space, primordial time
[02:06.47]Don’t worry baby, it’s all gonna rhyme
[02:11.75]Ride the rails Farmer Glickstein
[02:14.12]in your baby-blue bus Ride the rails
[02:22.32]Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos, Eatin
[02:24.83]Honeymoon, already cheatin’
[02:27.55]Myrna Loy and Buster Keaton
[02:30.15]Roundly whipped and fully beaten
[02:32.58]Mandatory meetin’, greetin’, smelly feet ‘n
[02:36.41]who long seek the martyr
[02:41.78]Compared to Einstein and Van Goth
[02:45.35]I’m closer to my little toe
[02:47.73]It’s hard to make a turnip grow
[02:50.27]Might as well piss in the snow
[02:52.82]Yellow windmills in my groin
[02:55.44]Enjoin, conjoin and going to make me harder
[03:02.09]Puss-filled blisters, scarlet fever
[03:07.12]I don’t necessarily understand it either
[03:12.44]But, ride the rails Farmer Glickstein
[03:15.95]in your baby-blue bus Ride the rails
[03:23.95]Spumoni incandescent monks
[03:26.54]Spewing Technicolor chunks
[03:28.96]The air replete with scarlet drunks
[03:31.46]Camp Muskogee cluttered bunks
[03:34.10]The postman genuflects and dunks
[03:36.60]The whole Judeo-Christian oligarchy
[03:44.40]I’m tryin’ to get to San Antone
[03:47.03]The road is strewn with chicken bones
[03:49.63]Fish entrails and scattered stones
[03:52.58]Phantasmagoric ice cream cones
[03:55.22]I’m sucked, I’m jacked, I’m corked,
[03:57.06]I’m blown
[03:58.24]But I won’t get too far from home
[04:00.62]Unless my other trousers got my car keys
[04:11.32]Corkscrewed brain waves
[04:16.01]Twist and shout
[04:18.15]I can’t say what this song is all about
[04:23.61]But, ride the rails Farmer Glickstein
[04:27.28]in your baby-blue bus Ride the rails