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I bear lots of animosity to bellhops, |
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They never bring my luggage up on time |
| [00:12.30] |
And taxi drivers really tax my patience, |
| [00:15.83] |
If they vanished, would it really be a crime? |
| [00:19.62] |
I don't like meter maids or underwater welders, |
| [00:24.26] |
Health fanatic cooks or camera crews! |
| [00:27.63] |
Not fond of monks or yoga teachers, |
| [00:30.11] |
Or sports fans in the bleachers! |
| [00:32.20] |
And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you!! (pigeons start cooing) |
| [00:35.78] |
There are lots of horrid people on this planet, |
| [00:40.44] |
That I would love to give a lashing to! (pigeons stop cooing) |
| [00:44.18] |
But my goody two-shoes brother, |
| [00:46.93] |
The favorite of my mother, |
| [00:48.62] |
Is the one I want to smother |
| [00:50.62] |
In a ton of pigeon goo! |
| [00:53.85] |
Yes, my goody two-shoes brother, |
| [00:56.63] |
The favorite of my mother, |
| [00:58.81] |
He's the one I want to smother |
| [01:01.35] |
Thank you, Sir! I'll have another! |
| [01:03.53] |
He's the one I want to smother |
| [01:06.16] |
In a ton of pigeon goo-oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! |
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You see, you see how I held that last note, good, huh? |
