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Welcome back, my friendsto the show that never ends. |
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We're so glad you could attend! |
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Come inside! |
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Come inside! |
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There behind a glassstands a real blade of grassbe careful as you pass. |
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Move along! |
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Move along! |
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Come inside, the show's about to startguaranteed to blow your head apart |
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Rest assured you'll get your money's worth |
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The greatest show in |
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Heaven, Hell, or |
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Earth(Chorus) |
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You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo. |
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You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll |
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Right before your eyes, |
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We'll pull laughter from the skies |
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And he laughs until he cries,then he dies, then he dies(repeat Chorus)(Extended instrumental, mostly keyboard) |
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Soon the Gypsy |
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Queenin a glaze of |
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VaselineWill perform on guillotine |
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What a scene! |
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What a scene! |
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Next upon the standwill you please extend a handto |
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Alexander's |
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Ragtime Band |
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Dixieland, |
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DixielandRoll up! |
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Roll up! Roll up! |
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See the show! |
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Performing on a stoolwe've a sight to make you drool |
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Seven virgins and a mule |
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Keep it cool. |
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Keep it cool. |
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We would like it to be knownthe exhibits that were shownwere exclusively our own, |
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All our own. |
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All our own. |
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Come and see the show! |
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Come and see the show! |
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Come and see the show! |
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See the show! |
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See the shoooowwwwwww! |
