Welcome back, my friendsto the show that never ends.
We're so glad you could attend!
Come inside! 
Come inside!
There behind a glassstands a real blade of grassbe careful as you pass.
Move along! 
Move along!
Come inside, the show's about to startguaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
The greatest show in 
Heaven, Hell, or 
Earth(Chorus)
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo.
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll
Right before your eyes,
We'll pull laughter from the skies
And he laughs until he cries,then he dies, then he dies(repeat Chorus)(Extended instrumental, mostly keyboard)
Soon the Gypsy 
Queenin a glaze of 
VaselineWill perform on guillotine
What a scene! 
What a scene!
Next upon the standwill you please extend a handto 
Alexander's 
Ragtime Band
Dixieland, 
DixielandRoll up! 
Roll up! Roll up!
See the show!
Performing on a stoolwe've a sight to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule
Keep it cool. 
Keep it cool.
We would like it to be knownthe exhibits that were shownwere exclusively our own,
All our own. 
All our own.
Come and see the show!
Come and see the show!
Come and see the show!
See the show!
See the shoooowwwwwww!