| Song | The Field of Excellence |
| Artist | The Simpsons |
| Album | Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:01.35] | Singers:It's the First Annual Montgomery Burns |
| [00:04.69] | Award for... |
| [00:08.12] | Men:Outstanding Achievement in... |
| [00:12.53] | Women:The Field of... |
| [00:14.38] | Singers:Excellence! |
| [00:19.44] | Mr. Burns:Yes, that was Benita DeWol from the Springfield Nuclear Plant Soft-Shoe Society. |
| [00:25.32] | Lisa:This award is the biggest farce I ever saw. |
| [00:27.72] | Bart:What about the Emmys? |
| [00:28.80] | Lisa:I stand corrected. |