电灯泡 II
dian deng pao II Lyrics
| Song | 电灯泡 II |
| Artist | 康康 |
| Album | Partners 拍档 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:27.990] | 八字眉 一臉鬼祟 問他是誰 |
| [00:31.350] | 天生的壞胚 幼稚園剛畢業 |
| [00:34.580] | 穿運動褲 堅持配皮鞋 個性 |
| [00:38.490] | 陰險虛偽 不叫我爸 |
| [00:41.010] | 偏學電視叫爹 還不到六歲 |
| [00:44.070] | 居然學會 假裝 憔悴 |
| [00:47.980] | 鄰居玻璃 乒乓全碎 |
| [00:50.140] | 棒球棒亂揮 在外 專惹事非 |
| [00:53.230] | 誰知他又 哪跟筋不對 接著 |
| [00:56.930] | 研究星座 說他魔羯 |
| [00:59.210] | 專剋金牛的爹 我口吐鮮血 |
| [01:02.690] | 倒了八輩子楣 跟我說蟑螂 |
| [01:06.830] | 最怕 拖鞋 烏龜怕鐵鎚 |
| [01:11.680] | 鐵鎚 怕爹 不詳的預感 |
| [01:15.400] | 開始 作祟 接著就往我頭上 |
| [01:22.660] | 槌..我問他是否需要 |
| [01:27.740] | 弟弟來陪 他 缺了門牙的嘴 |
| [01:32.150] | 想要姊姊 我說只能生弟弟 |
| [01:37.090] | 或是妹妹 他 斜眼一臉不削 |
| [02:03.300] | 鄰居玻璃 乒乓全碎 |
| [02:05.400] | 棒球棒亂揮 在外 專惹事非 |
| [02:09.240] | 誰知他又 哪跟筋不對 接著 |
| [02:12.170] | 研究星座 說他魔羯 |
| [02:14.710] | 專剋金牛的爹 我口吐鮮血 |
| [02:18.540] | 倒了八輩子楣 跟我說蟑螂 |
| [02:22.130] | 最怕 拖鞋 烏龜怕鐵鎚 |
| [02:26.740] | 鐵鎚 怕爹 不詳的預感 |
| [02:30.970] | 開始 作祟 接著就往我頭上 |
| [02:36.020] | 槌..我問他是否需要 |
| [02:42.290] | 弟弟來陪 他 缺了門牙的嘴 |
| [02:47.140] | 想要姊姊 我說只能生弟弟 |
| [02:51.540] | 或是妹妹 他 斜眼一臉不削 |
| [02:57.540] | 硬要姊姊 |
| [02:50.540] | 我解释好几百回哄他入睡 |
| [03:04.540] | 他梦中流着口水说要姊姊 |
| [03:09.540] | 他最后干脆直接叫我姊姊 |
| [03:14.540] | 我一脸崩溃想哭却没眼泪 |
| [03:41.540] | 滚去睡觉 |
| [00:27.990] | ba zi mei yi lian gui sui wen ta shi shui |
| [00:31.350] | tian sheng de huai pei you zhi yuan gang bi ye |
| [00:34.580] | chuan yun dong ku jian chi pei pi xie ge xing |
| [00:38.490] | yin xian xu wei bu jiao wo ba |
| [00:41.010] | pian xue dian shi jiao die hai bu dao liu sui |
| [00:44.070] | ju ran xue hui jia zhuang qiao cui |
| [00:47.980] | lin ju bo li ping pang quan sui |
| [00:50.140] | bang qiu bang luan hui zai wai zhuan re shi fei |
| [00:53.230] | shui zhi ta you na gen jin bu dui jie zhe |
| [00:56.930] | yan jiu xing zuo shuo ta mo jie |
| [00:59.210] | zhuan ke jin niu de die wo kou tu xian xue |
| [01:02.690] | dao le ba bei zi mei gen wo shuo zhang lang |
| [01:06.830] | zui pa tuo xie wu gui pa tie chui |
| [01:11.680] | tie chui pa die bu xiang de yu gan |
| [01:15.400] | kai shi zuo sui jie zhe jiu wang wo tou shang |
| [01:22.660] | chui.. wo wen ta shi fou xu yao |
| [01:27.740] | di di lai pei ta que le men ya de zui |
| [01:32.150] | xiang yao zi zi wo shuo zhi neng sheng di di |
| [01:37.090] | huo shi mei mei ta xie yan yi lian bu xue |
| [02:03.300] | lin ju bo li ping pang quan sui |
| [02:05.400] | bang qiu bang luan hui zai wai zhuan re shi fei |
| [02:09.240] | shui zhi ta you na gen jin bu dui jie zhe |
| [02:12.170] | yan jiu xing zuo shuo ta mo jie |
| [02:14.710] | zhuan ke jin niu de die wo kou tu xian xue |
| [02:18.540] | dao le ba bei zi mei gen wo shuo zhang lang |
| [02:22.130] | zui pa tuo xie wu gui pa tie chui |
| [02:26.740] | tie chui pa die bu xiang de yu gan |
| [02:30.970] | kai shi zuo sui jie zhe jiu wang wo tou shang |
| [02:36.020] | chui.. wo wen ta shi fou xu yao |
| [02:42.290] | di di lai pei ta que le men ya de zui |
| [02:47.140] | xiang yao zi zi wo shuo zhi neng sheng di di |
| [02:51.540] | huo shi mei mei ta xie yan yi lian bu xue |
| [02:57.540] | ying yao zi zi |
| [02:50.540] | wo jie shi hao ji bai hui hong ta ru shui |
| [03:04.540] | ta meng zhong liu zhe kou shui shuo yao zi zi |
| [03:09.540] | ta zui hou gan cui zhi jie jiao wo zi zi |
| [03:14.540] | wo yi lian beng kui xiang ku que mei yan lei |
| [03:41.540] | gun qu shui jiao |
| [00:27.990] | bā zì méi yī liǎn guǐ suì wèn tā shì shuí |
| [00:31.350] | tiān shēng de huài pēi yòu zhì yuán gāng bì yè |
| [00:34.580] | chuān yùn dòng kù jiān chí pèi pí xié gè xìng |
| [00:38.490] | yīn xiǎn xū wěi bù jiào wǒ bà |
| [00:41.010] | piān xué diàn shì jiào diē hái bú dào liù suì |
| [00:44.070] | jū rán xué huì jiǎ zhuāng qiáo cuì |
| [00:47.980] | lín jū bō lí pīng pāng quán suì |
| [00:50.140] | bàng qiú bàng luàn huī zài wài zhuān rě shì fēi |
| [00:53.230] | shuí zhī tā yòu nǎ gēn jīn bù duì jiē zhe |
| [00:56.930] | yán jiū xīng zuò shuō tā mó jié |
| [00:59.210] | zhuān kè jīn niú de diē wǒ kǒu tǔ xiān xuè |
| [01:02.690] | dào le bā bèi zi méi gēn wǒ shuō zhāng láng |
| [01:06.830] | zuì pà tuō xié wū guī pà tiě chuí |
| [01:11.680] | tiě chuí pà diē bù xiáng de yù gǎn |
| [01:15.400] | kāi shǐ zuò suì jiē zhe jiù wǎng wǒ tóu shàng |
| [01:22.660] | chuí.. wǒ wèn tā shì fǒu xū yào |
| [01:27.740] | dì di lái péi tā quē le mén yá de zuǐ |
| [01:32.150] | xiǎng yào zǐ zǐ wǒ shuō zhǐ néng shēng dì di |
| [01:37.090] | huò shì mèi mei tā xié yǎn yī liǎn bù xuē |
| [02:03.300] | lín jū bō lí pīng pāng quán suì |
| [02:05.400] | bàng qiú bàng luàn huī zài wài zhuān rě shì fēi |
| [02:09.240] | shuí zhī tā yòu nǎ gēn jīn bù duì jiē zhe |
| [02:12.170] | yán jiū xīng zuò shuō tā mó jié |
| [02:14.710] | zhuān kè jīn niú de diē wǒ kǒu tǔ xiān xuè |
| [02:18.540] | dào le bā bèi zi méi gēn wǒ shuō zhāng láng |
| [02:22.130] | zuì pà tuō xié wū guī pà tiě chuí |
| [02:26.740] | tiě chuí pà diē bù xiáng de yù gǎn |
| [02:30.970] | kāi shǐ zuò suì jiē zhe jiù wǎng wǒ tóu shàng |
| [02:36.020] | chuí.. wǒ wèn tā shì fǒu xū yào |
| [02:42.290] | dì di lái péi tā quē le mén yá de zuǐ |
| [02:47.140] | xiǎng yào zǐ zǐ wǒ shuō zhǐ néng shēng dì di |
| [02:51.540] | huò shì mèi mei tā xié yǎn yī liǎn bù xuē |
| [02:57.540] | yìng yào zǐ zǐ |
| [02:50.540] | wǒ jiě shì hǎo jǐ bǎi huí hōng tā rù shuì |
| [03:04.540] | tā mèng zhōng liú zhe kǒu shuǐ shuō yào zǐ zǐ |
| [03:09.540] | tā zuì hòu gān cuì zhí jiē jiào wǒ zǐ zǐ |
| [03:14.540] | wǒ yī liǎn bēng kuì xiǎng kū què méi yǎn lèi |
| [03:41.540] | gǔn qù shuì jiào |
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