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Back when I was goin' to school |
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I never learned a thing |
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All I did was daydream |
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Waitin' for the bell to ring |
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I had a certain teacher |
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I always tried to impress her |
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When she stood up in the classroom |
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I would mentally undress her |
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Then one day I decided |
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That I would write a little letter |
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She said the spellin' was a masterpiece |
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The punctuation could be better |
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I understood what she was saying |
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I got the gist of her sentiment |
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She said, "I don't mean to be degrading |
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But here's the way that it should've went" |
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I love you period |
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Do you love me question mark? |
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Please, please exclamation point |
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I want to hold you in parentheses |
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I love you period |
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Do you love me question mark? |
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Please, please exclamation point |
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I want to hold you in parentheses |
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Right on up to high school |
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People said, I was a writin' fool |
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All my letters became really great |
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With punctuation that was never late |
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But I was havin' trouble meetin' girls |
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I never knew the things to say |
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Soon I had 'em all overwhelmed |
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When they heard me talk this way like this |
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I love you period |
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Do you love me question mark? |
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Please, please exclamation point |
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I want to hold you in parentheses |
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I love you period |
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Do you love me question mark? |
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Please, please exclamation point |
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I want to hold you in parentheses |
