| Penicillin Penny she's the queen of the sunset strip | |
| If she ever gives you any then you better see your doctor real quick | |
| From the back seat of Cadillac cars, to the floor of men's room bars | |
| She's Penicillin Penny and her future's written in the stars | |
| She's Penicillin Penny and ever since the day she came and came | |
| They say she's had so many, she gives 'em all numbers not names | |
| I always call her Hun' but she calls me 1001 | |
| And Penicillin Penny starts to boogie when the day is done | |
| She's Penicillin Penny and if you ever see her passin' through | |
| Better run into your house before she stops and lays a little on you | |
| If you ever let her in your door it takes 20 million units | |
| Or more to cure the love that Penicillin Penny's gonna lay on you |