| Hey mister | |
| I really like your daughter | |
| I'd like to eat her like ice cream, | |
| Maybe dip her in chocolate | |
| Hey mister on your way to work, | |
| In your Volvo, suit and tie | |
| We'll be crawling in your bed sir, | |
| Messing around, maybe getting high. | |
| Its not what you did, its not what you didn't | |
| God gave her the perfect body now | |
| I'm all up in it | |
| Its not she's a tramp, its not she's not pureshe just likes getting her fuck on and its a good one of that | |
| I'm sureHey mister | |
| I really like your daughterwhen | |
| I'm horny like thirsty she's a bottle of waterhey mister, how'd it get so badyou raised her so well now she's calling me dadin the back seat naked of her new | |
| Volkswagonthe perfect little gift for high school graduation | |
| Its not what you did, its not what you didn't | |
| God gave her the perfect body now | |
| I'm all up in it | |
| Its not she's a tramp, its not she's not pureshe just likes getting her fuck on and its a good one of that | |
| I'm sure(Rap Part) | |
| I eat all the food in your fridge | |
| Call my friends around the world | |
| Rack up your long distance too | |
| Breakstands neutral drops | |
| Wreck all your cars | |
| Drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar | |
| Order stuff on your credit cards | |
| Leave boogers in the skippy jar | |
| Smoke your cigars | |
| Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars | |
| When you call in late from work tell your wife | |
| You're at the titty bars | |
| Its not she's a tramp, its not she's not pureshe just likes getting her fuck on and its a good one of that | |
| I'm sureI hope | |
| I never have a daughter |