| If I had married | |
| JFK I would have lost my mind ' | |
| Cause everybody seemed to know | |
| How he spent his leisure time | |
| Well I guess that things were different then | |
| A wife just turned her head | |
| But do you think she cried | |
| When the president didn't make it home to bed | |
| How did she survive | |
| That kind of life | |
| If I were | |
| Jackie I'd got in one of those black sedans | |
| And left the secret service in the dust | |
| If I were | |
| Jackie I'd of told | |
| Marylin - you can keep that man ' | |
| Cause he's gonna cheat on you like he cheated on us | |
| She kept on facing forward and she held her head up high | |
| Even when she smelled a strange perfume | |
| She stood there by his side | |
| She'd smile and she would wave | |
| Like she had grown accustomed to | |
| The picture of perfection like a debutante would do | |
| Did she ever ask him | |
| Where the hell have you been | |
| If I were | |
| Jackie I'd got in one of those black sedans | |
| And left the secret service in the dust | |
| If I were | |
| Jackie I'd of told | |
| Marylin - you can keep that man ' | |
| Cause he's gonna cheat on you like he cheated on us [spoken] | |
| Well, I guess it's easy to sit here today and say what | |
| I would do | |
| Yeah, but we'll probably never know | |
| If it was her weakness or strength | |
| That covered up the truth | |
| If I were | |
| Jackie I'd got in one of those black sedans | |
| And left the secret service in the dust | |
| If I were | |
| Jackie I'd of told | |
| Marylin - you can keep that man ' | |
| Cause he's gonna cheat on you like he cheated on us | |
| If I were | |
| Jackie I'd got in one of those black seans | |
| And left the secret service in the dust |