| Song | Two Knights and Maidens |
| Artist | Crash Test Dummies |
| Album | God Shuffled His Feet |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Roberts | |
| Once there were two knights and maidens | |
| They'd walk together | |
| Out in the gardens | |
| In all kinds of weather | |
| The knights always pestered the maidens | |
| To love them together | |
| Out in the gardens | |
| And they could watch each other | |
| The maidens had other plans for the two knights | |
| They'd give them potions | |
| And make them see dreams and lights | |
| The knights took the potions gladly | |
| They laughed at their visions | |
| But outside the garden | |
| Tigers smelled them together | |
| The maidens had other plans for the two knights | |
| They'd give them potions | |
| And make them see dreams and lights | |
| The knights only laughed at the tigers | |
| They thought they were visions | |
| Out in the garden | |
| The maidens watched them together | |
| Ah, but for the two knights | |
| Ah, but for maidens | |
| Who gave to them dreams and lights |
| zuo ci : Roberts | |
| Once there were two knights and maidens | |
| They' d walk together | |
| Out in the gardens | |
| In all kinds of weather | |
| The knights always pestered the maidens | |
| To love them together | |
| Out in the gardens | |
| And they could watch each other | |
| The maidens had other plans for the two knights | |
| They' d give them potions | |
| And make them see dreams and lights | |
| The knights took the potions gladly | |
| They laughed at their visions | |
| But outside the garden | |
| Tigers smelled them together | |
| The maidens had other plans for the two knights | |
| They' d give them potions | |
| And make them see dreams and lights | |
| The knights only laughed at the tigers | |
| They thought they were visions | |
| Out in the garden | |
| The maidens watched them together | |
| Ah, but for the two knights | |
| Ah, but for maidens | |
| Who gave to them dreams and lights |
| zuò cí : Roberts | |
| Once there were two knights and maidens | |
| They' d walk together | |
| Out in the gardens | |
| In all kinds of weather | |
| The knights always pestered the maidens | |
| To love them together | |
| Out in the gardens | |
| And they could watch each other | |
| The maidens had other plans for the two knights | |
| They' d give them potions | |
| And make them see dreams and lights | |
| The knights took the potions gladly | |
| They laughed at their visions | |
| But outside the garden | |
| Tigers smelled them together | |
| The maidens had other plans for the two knights | |
| They' d give them potions | |
| And make them see dreams and lights | |
| The knights only laughed at the tigers | |
| They thought they were visions | |
| Out in the garden | |
| The maidens watched them together | |
| Ah, but for the two knights | |
| Ah, but for maidens | |
| Who gave to them dreams and lights |