| To my idol the divine | |
| Hope this never happens to us | |
| She may look a little worn out | |
| She may have a couple of gray hairs | |
| A little ragged a little haggard | |
| A few wrinkles here and there | |
| But you should of seen her 21 years ago | |
| She would of captivated you | |
| Why she was Miss Subway of 1952 | |
| She had a stunting figure | |
| And her hips weren't any bigger | |
| Than her bust line | |
| She's gotten just a little saggy | |
| And her skin's a trifle baggy | |
| But there was a time | |
| When everything was perfectly place | |
| She had a beautiful face | |
| She may look a little made up | |
| Especially around the eyes | |
| A little groupie, a little droopy | |
| But once they were quit a prize | |
| Yes you should of seen her 21 years ago | |
| They were a devastating view | |
| Why she was Miss Subway of 1952 | |
| She had a million men around her | |
| Giving gifts that would astound her | |
| Why she couldn't even walk down the street | |
| Yeah she had lovers by the dozen | |
| And she even had some cousins | |
| Who just couldn't stop | |
| Throwing themselves at her feet | |
| She was so dainty and sweet | |
| She may look a little worn out | |
| She may have a couple of gray hairs | |
| A little ragged a little haggard | |
| A few wrinkles here and there | |
| But you should of seen her 21 years ago | |
| She would of captivated you | |
| Why she was Miss Subway of 1952 |