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One two, one two |
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This goes out to my brother dimond shell |
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My man jazzy jerome, def jeff |
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I can't forget my man kevin d and the midnight express crew |
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Philly, soda pop |
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I'm gonna run down my family tree like this: |
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One, two, one two three and |
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I got a friend by the name of charlie |
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Charlie got a wife by the name of dolly |
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Dolly and charlie got a son named wally |
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And wally got a girl by the name of polly |
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Polly got a sister by the name of molly |
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Molly and polly got a mother named holly |
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Father named arthur, we call him artie |
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You don't understand then |
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I'm very very sorry |
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Cousin named frita, uncle named skeeter |
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He's married to my fine aunt rita |
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Who is the leader of the married cheaters |
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So I son't greet her, cause my uncle don't need her |
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Grandma joyce drives a rolls royce |
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Of the family |
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I'm a favorite choice |
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Buddy named homer, used to be a loner |
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Now he's got a girl by the name of mona |
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Now that homer's married to mona |
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All he does all day is bone, bone, bone her |
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Father named lex, gets big respect |
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Driving in his dodge 300gx |
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Week after next, lex gets his check |
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Me and lex will be chillin' in the x |
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My girl elenor, went to the drugstore |
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To get deodorant, |
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I think it was pure |
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Cause the one she used before made her underarm sore |
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And that's why elenor don't use it no more |
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A girl named betty who used to go with freddie |
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Asked me was |
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I ready for us to go steady |
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I told betty that |
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I wasn't ready |
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To go steady 'cause it would hurt freddy |
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A girl named gwen, she's my best friend |
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Known her ever since who knows when |
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And do you comprehend, the message that |
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I sendOf family and friend of grandpa ben |
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Like, like, like, like, like, like that |
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Bound to wreck your body |
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And ana na na na na na na na na na ana |
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Cool v bring it down |