| Song | The Errant Apprentice |
| Artist | Andy M. Stewart |
| Album | Man in the Moon |
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| 作词 : OBeirne, Stewart, Watkins | |
| When I was a young apprentice and less than compos mentis | |
| I took leave of all my senses with a maid | |
| I fell in love. | |
| Her ringlets so entwined me | |
| Aphrodite's smile did blind me | |
| Cupid's arrow struck behind me and her father owned a pub. | |
| It was there | |
| I met my nemesis in her father's licensed premises | |
| Like the Seraphim of | |
| Genesis sat | |
| Mary Anne | |
| Maguire. Arrayed in fine apparel astride a porter barrel | |
| She looked the kind of girl that would fill you with desire. | |
| All the turtle doves were cooing as | |
| I took to my wooing | |
| Her Loveliness pursuing in the springtime of that year. | |
| But she thought | |
| I should be older and more gallant and much bolder | |
| In the uniform of a soldier 'tis then she'd hold me dear. | |
| In extremis and euphoria | |
| I joined with | |
| Queen Victoria | |
| For a spell of death or gloria a-fighting with the | |
| Boers. To the wind | |
| I threw all caution | |
| I'll return with fame and fortune | |
| And together make a portion of matrimony's chores. | |
| On the gravestone of her mother she swore she loved no other | |
| But I was to soon discover that she played me for a berk. | |
| For lady-luck had beached me and intelligence had reached me | |
| Whilst I'd been overseas she had married to a | |
| Turk. Well me, | |
| I then deserted for to find the girl who'd flirted | |
| Back to Ireland | |
| I reverted for my jealously was roused. | |
| In Maguire's | |
| Pub in Derry | |
| I found him making merry | |
| With his arms around my | |
| Mary as together they caroused. | |
| So I took my time and waited until his thirst was sated | |
| And home he navigated through the streets of | |
| Derry town. | |
| At his lodgins he stood knocking and whilst they were unlocking | |
| I put a stone into a stocking on his head | |
| I brought it down. ' | |
| Twas then the night's serenity was rent with loud obscenity | |
| And Ottoman profanity that | |
| I couldn't understand. | |
| With an oath he made to grab me with full intent to stab me | |
| But as he tried to kebab me | |
| I was screaming up the strand. | |
| All around the town's perimeter he chased me with his scimitar | |
| A powerful passion limiter to an errant in his pride. | |
| Through the waterside he chased me to the | |
| Bridge of | |
| Foyle he raced me | |
| And at Derry | |
| Quay he faced me so | |
| I jumped into the tide. | |
| Sure bravery's no virtue when some heathen's trying to hurt you | |
| And all noble thoughts desert you when you see his curly knife. | |
| For there's many things worth trying for and occasionally worth lying for | |
| But there's bugger-all worth dying for so | |
| I'll stick to the soldier's life. |
| zuo ci : OBeirne, Stewart, Watkins | |
| When I was a young apprentice and less than compos mentis | |
| I took leave of all my senses with a maid | |
| I fell in love. | |
| Her ringlets so entwined me | |
| Aphrodite' s smile did blind me | |
| Cupid' s arrow struck behind me and her father owned a pub. | |
| It was there | |
| I met my nemesis in her father' s licensed premises | |
| Like the Seraphim of | |
| Genesis sat | |
| Mary Anne | |
| Maguire. Arrayed in fine apparel astride a porter barrel | |
| She looked the kind of girl that would fill you with desire. | |
| All the turtle doves were cooing as | |
| I took to my wooing | |
| Her Loveliness pursuing in the springtime of that year. | |
| But she thought | |
| I should be older and more gallant and much bolder | |
| In the uniform of a soldier ' tis then she' d hold me dear. | |
| In extremis and euphoria | |
| I joined with | |
| Queen Victoria | |
| For a spell of death or gloria afighting with the | |
| Boers. To the wind | |
| I threw all caution | |
| I' ll return with fame and fortune | |
| And together make a portion of matrimony' s chores. | |
| On the gravestone of her mother she swore she loved no other | |
| But I was to soon discover that she played me for a berk. | |
| For ladyluck had beached me and intelligence had reached me | |
| Whilst I' d been overseas she had married to a | |
| Turk. Well me, | |
| I then deserted for to find the girl who' d flirted | |
| Back to Ireland | |
| I reverted for my jealously was roused. | |
| In Maguire' s | |
| Pub in Derry | |
| I found him making merry | |
| With his arms around my | |
| Mary as together they caroused. | |
| So I took my time and waited until his thirst was sated | |
| And home he navigated through the streets of | |
| Derry town. | |
| At his lodgins he stood knocking and whilst they were unlocking | |
| I put a stone into a stocking on his head | |
| I brought it down. ' | |
| Twas then the night' s serenity was rent with loud obscenity | |
| And Ottoman profanity that | |
| I couldn' t understand. | |
| With an oath he made to grab me with full intent to stab me | |
| But as he tried to kebab me | |
| I was screaming up the strand. | |
| All around the town' s perimeter he chased me with his scimitar | |
| A powerful passion limiter to an errant in his pride. | |
| Through the waterside he chased me to the | |
| Bridge of | |
| Foyle he raced me | |
| And at Derry | |
| Quay he faced me so | |
| I jumped into the tide. | |
| Sure bravery' s no virtue when some heathen' s trying to hurt you | |
| And all noble thoughts desert you when you see his curly knife. | |
| For there' s many things worth trying for and occasionally worth lying for | |
| But there' s buggerall worth dying for so | |
| I' ll stick to the soldier' s life. |
| zuò cí : OBeirne, Stewart, Watkins | |
| When I was a young apprentice and less than compos mentis | |
| I took leave of all my senses with a maid | |
| I fell in love. | |
| Her ringlets so entwined me | |
| Aphrodite' s smile did blind me | |
| Cupid' s arrow struck behind me and her father owned a pub. | |
| It was there | |
| I met my nemesis in her father' s licensed premises | |
| Like the Seraphim of | |
| Genesis sat | |
| Mary Anne | |
| Maguire. Arrayed in fine apparel astride a porter barrel | |
| She looked the kind of girl that would fill you with desire. | |
| All the turtle doves were cooing as | |
| I took to my wooing | |
| Her Loveliness pursuing in the springtime of that year. | |
| But she thought | |
| I should be older and more gallant and much bolder | |
| In the uniform of a soldier ' tis then she' d hold me dear. | |
| In extremis and euphoria | |
| I joined with | |
| Queen Victoria | |
| For a spell of death or gloria afighting with the | |
| Boers. To the wind | |
| I threw all caution | |
| I' ll return with fame and fortune | |
| And together make a portion of matrimony' s chores. | |
| On the gravestone of her mother she swore she loved no other | |
| But I was to soon discover that she played me for a berk. | |
| For ladyluck had beached me and intelligence had reached me | |
| Whilst I' d been overseas she had married to a | |
| Turk. Well me, | |
| I then deserted for to find the girl who' d flirted | |
| Back to Ireland | |
| I reverted for my jealously was roused. | |
| In Maguire' s | |
| Pub in Derry | |
| I found him making merry | |
| With his arms around my | |
| Mary as together they caroused. | |
| So I took my time and waited until his thirst was sated | |
| And home he navigated through the streets of | |
| Derry town. | |
| At his lodgins he stood knocking and whilst they were unlocking | |
| I put a stone into a stocking on his head | |
| I brought it down. ' | |
| Twas then the night' s serenity was rent with loud obscenity | |
| And Ottoman profanity that | |
| I couldn' t understand. | |
| With an oath he made to grab me with full intent to stab me | |
| But as he tried to kebab me | |
| I was screaming up the strand. | |
| All around the town' s perimeter he chased me with his scimitar | |
| A powerful passion limiter to an errant in his pride. | |
| Through the waterside he chased me to the | |
| Bridge of | |
| Foyle he raced me | |
| And at Derry | |
| Quay he faced me so | |
| I jumped into the tide. | |
| Sure bravery' s no virtue when some heathen' s trying to hurt you | |
| And all noble thoughts desert you when you see his curly knife. | |
| For there' s many things worth trying for and occasionally worth lying for | |
| But there' s buggerall worth dying for so | |
| I' ll stick to the soldier' s life. |