| What to drink | |
| What to wear | |
| Don't you understand, this is television | |
| Americans love television | |
| So what do we do | |
| We give 'em what they want! | |
| Stay with us | |
| We can all be happy here | |
| Stay with us | |
| We give 'em what they want! | |
| Stay with us | |
| We can all be happy here | |
| Stay with us | |
| We give 'em what they want! | |
| We have reason to believe | |
| He used scanning techniques | |
| We have reason to believe | |
| Time's running out | |
| We have reason to believe | |
| He used scanning techniques | |
| We have reason to believe | |
| Time's running out | |
| Game? | |
| This wasn't meant to be a game! Never! | |
| Wasn't meant to be a game! Never! | |
| Game? | |
| This wasn't meant to be a game! Never! | |
| Wasn't meant to be a game! Never! | |
| We have reason to believe | |
| He used scanning techniques | |
| We have reason to believe | |
| Stay with us | |
| We have reason to believe | |
| He used scanning techniques | |
| We have reason to believe | |
| You got the wrong channel | |
| We have reason to believe | |
| Television | |
| Reason to believe | |
| Television | |
| Reason to believe | |
| Television | |
| Reason to believe | |
| Television | |
| *Repeat* | |
| Time's running out | |
| Time's running out | |
| Television |