Tech Support Guy

Tech Support Guy Lyrics

Song	Tech Support Guy
Artist	The Tangent
Album	Comm
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	It took 15 seconds for the first call to come through
	When the building lost the network on a tuesday afternoon
	Adam's already heading for the door
	To the SEH server room on the tech support floor
	Today's not turning out as planned
	His cellphone's really getting jammed
	There's a strategies meeting on the 43rd floor
	Where the powerpoint curtains ain't closin' no more
	They can't reach the network or the public shared drive
	And in the finance office it ain't worth being alive
	The marketing manager's porn
	has frozen on his screen and his expression, well it's forlorn
	And in the end they all just blame Adam
	For a fault in Detroit, a hemisphere away!
	But it's so easy to always blame Adam
	For a seven point clusterfuck on a boring day
	After a call queue that lasts a few aeons
	With others on hold like the Thames-Barrier flow
	Adam is told that “We've got a problem”
	And he calls his manager to let the world know
	But there ain't no outage in the states
	Gonna be any relief to the fellow inmates
	So in the end they all just blame Adam
	For an unknown problem that they don't understand
	“I've got no Google!!” they protest at Adam
	“I need my Hotmail and Youtube to hand”
	But He camps in the woods at the weekends
	Where the cell signal can't call his name
	He zorbs with his mates down some hillside
	Where he's billions of miles from their blame,
	He does lighting for poets and rock bands
	And he even gets into their songs
	On weekdays he's the support guy
	The one you blame when it all goes wrong
	The system goes back up, but just before four
	But Adam works on for half an hour more
	'Cos nobody rang to say that everything's fine
	But some twat hit the firebell, that's the end of the line
	Adam has to empty out the floor
	He's H&S for the area to add to the score
	So in the end they all just blame Adam
	For stalling their meetings to call out their names
	He makes sure they're present but still they blame Adam
	For cold tea and soft biscuits and solitaire games

	It took 15 seconds for the first call to come through
	When the building lost the network on a tuesday afternoon
	Adam' s already heading for the door
	To the SEH server room on the tech support floor
	Today' s not turning out as planned
	His cellphone' s really getting jammed
	There' s a strategies meeting on the 43rd floor
	Where the powerpoint curtains ain' t closin' no more
	They can' t reach the network or the public shared drive
	And in the finance office it ain' t worth being alive
	The marketing manager' s porn
	has frozen on his screen and his expression, well it' s forlorn
	And in the end they all just blame Adam
	For a fault in Detroit, a hemisphere away!
	But it' s so easy to always blame Adam
	For a seven point clusterfuck on a boring day
	After a call queue that lasts a few aeons
	With others on hold like the ThamesBarrier flow
	Adam is told that " We' ve got a problem"
	And he calls his manager to let the world know
	But there ain' t no outage in the states
	Gonna be any relief to the fellow inmates
	So in the end they all just blame Adam
	For an unknown problem that they don' t understand
	" I' ve got no Google!!" they protest at Adam
	" I need my Hotmail and Youtube to hand"
	But He camps in the woods at the weekends
	Where the cell signal can' t call his name
	He zorbs with his mates down some hillside
	Where he' s billions of miles from their blame,
	He does lighting for poets and rock bands
	And he even gets into their songs
	On weekdays he' s the support guy
	The one you blame when it all goes wrong
	The system goes back up, but just before four
	But Adam works on for half an hour more
	' Cos nobody rang to say that everything' s fine
	But some twat hit the firebell, that' s the end of the line
	Adam has to empty out the floor
	He' s H S for the area to add to the score
	So in the end they all just blame Adam
	For stalling their meetings to call out their names
	He makes sure they' re present but still they blame Adam
	For cold tea and soft biscuits and solitaire games

	It took 15 seconds for the first call to come through
	When the building lost the network on a tuesday afternoon
	Adam' s already heading for the door
	To the SEH server room on the tech support floor
	Today' s not turning out as planned
	His cellphone' s really getting jammed
	There' s a strategies meeting on the 43rd floor
	Where the powerpoint curtains ain' t closin' no more
	They can' t reach the network or the public shared drive
	And in the finance office it ain' t worth being alive
	The marketing manager' s porn
	has frozen on his screen and his expression, well it' s forlorn
	And in the end they all just blame Adam
	For a fault in Detroit, a hemisphere away!
	But it' s so easy to always blame Adam
	For a seven point clusterfuck on a boring day
	After a call queue that lasts a few aeons
	With others on hold like the ThamesBarrier flow
	Adam is told that " We' ve got a problem"
	And he calls his manager to let the world know
	But there ain' t no outage in the states
	Gonna be any relief to the fellow inmates
	So in the end they all just blame Adam
	For an unknown problem that they don' t understand
	" I' ve got no Google!!" they protest at Adam
	" I need my Hotmail and Youtube to hand"
	But He camps in the woods at the weekends
	Where the cell signal can' t call his name
	He zorbs with his mates down some hillside
	Where he' s billions of miles from their blame,
	He does lighting for poets and rock bands
	And he even gets into their songs
	On weekdays he' s the support guy
	The one you blame when it all goes wrong
	The system goes back up, but just before four
	But Adam works on for half an hour more
	' Cos nobody rang to say that everything' s fine
	But some twat hit the firebell, that' s the end of the line
	Adam has to empty out the floor
	He' s H S for the area to add to the score
	So in the end they all just blame Adam
	For stalling their meetings to call out their names
	He makes sure they' re present but still they blame Adam
	For cold tea and soft biscuits and solitaire games

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