Ugly Joe Lyrics

	You got a face on the front you got a face on the back
	Your beard is so long it’s going down your back
	You’re so ugly mirrors you crack
	Down a back alley you’d better mind your back
	You’re so ugly…
	Where others got skin you got scales
	You look a bit green and a bit pale
	At genteel conversation you’re gonna fail
	You’re as slimy as a garden snail
	You got a bird’s nest in your beard, you hang around looking weird
	You open your mouth saying something queer, as you drink twenty pints of beer
	You’re so ugly…
	You’ve got less charm than Attila the Hun
	You got a dirty face and a dirty bum
	Adolf Hitler would have been a chum
	You’re a dirty low-life piece of scum
	You’re a bearded leady in the freakshow, when they look at you you let them know
	You can use more holes than they can show, the hate from you is quick to flow
	You’re so ugly…
	The little kids want to pull your beard you stab them with your spear
	When they say is it real, sometimes you let them have a feel (of your fist)
	Ugly…
	Ugly Joe…

	You got a face on the front you got a face on the back
	Your beard is so long it' s going down your back
	You' re so ugly mirrors you crack
	Down a back alley you' d better mind your back
	You' re so ugly
	Where others got skin you got scales
	You look a bit green and a bit pale
	At genteel conversation you' re gonna fail
	You' re as slimy as a garden snail
	You got a bird' s nest in your beard, you hang around looking weird
	You open your mouth saying something queer, as you drink twenty pints of beer
	You' re so ugly
	You' ve got less charm than Attila the Hun
	You got a dirty face and a dirty bum
	Adolf Hitler would have been a chum
	You' re a dirty lowlife piece of scum
	You' re a bearded leady in the freakshow, when they look at you you let them know
	You can use more holes than they can show, the hate from you is quick to flow
	You' re so ugly
	The little kids want to pull your beard you stab them with your spear
	When they say is it real, sometimes you let them have a feel of your fist
	Ugly
	Ugly Joe

	You got a face on the front you got a face on the back
	Your beard is so long it' s going down your back
	You' re so ugly mirrors you crack
	Down a back alley you' d better mind your back
	You' re so ugly
	Where others got skin you got scales
	You look a bit green and a bit pale
	At genteel conversation you' re gonna fail
	You' re as slimy as a garden snail
	You got a bird' s nest in your beard, you hang around looking weird
	You open your mouth saying something queer, as you drink twenty pints of beer
	You' re so ugly
	You' ve got less charm than Attila the Hun
	You got a dirty face and a dirty bum
	Adolf Hitler would have been a chum
	You' re a dirty lowlife piece of scum
	You' re a bearded leady in the freakshow, when they look at you you let them know
	You can use more holes than they can show, the hate from you is quick to flow
	You' re so ugly
	The little kids want to pull your beard you stab them with your spear
	When they say is it real, sometimes you let them have a feel of your fist
	Ugly
	Ugly Joe

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