Ugly Joe Lyrics
| Song | Ugly Joe |
| Artist | The Tiger Lillies |
| Album | Freakshow |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| You got a face on the front you got a face on the back | |
| Your beard is so long it’s going down your back | |
| You’re so ugly mirrors you crack | |
| Down a back alley you’d better mind your back | |
| You’re so ugly… | |
| Where others got skin you got scales | |
| You look a bit green and a bit pale | |
| At genteel conversation you’re gonna fail | |
| You’re as slimy as a garden snail | |
| You got a bird’s nest in your beard, you hang around looking weird | |
| You open your mouth saying something queer, as you drink twenty pints of beer | |
| You’re so ugly… | |
| You’ve got less charm than Attila the Hun | |
| You got a dirty face and a dirty bum | |
| Adolf Hitler would have been a chum | |
| You’re a dirty low-life piece of scum | |
| You’re a bearded leady in the freakshow, when they look at you you let them know | |
| You can use more holes than they can show, the hate from you is quick to flow | |
| You’re so ugly… | |
| The little kids want to pull your beard you stab them with your spear | |
| When they say is it real, sometimes you let them have a feel (of your fist) | |
| Ugly… | |
| Ugly Joe… |
| You got a face on the front you got a face on the back | |
| Your beard is so long it' s going down your back | |
| You' re so ugly mirrors you crack | |
| Down a back alley you' d better mind your back | |
| You' re so ugly | |
| Where others got skin you got scales | |
| You look a bit green and a bit pale | |
| At genteel conversation you' re gonna fail | |
| You' re as slimy as a garden snail | |
| You got a bird' s nest in your beard, you hang around looking weird | |
| You open your mouth saying something queer, as you drink twenty pints of beer | |
| You' re so ugly | |
| You' ve got less charm than Attila the Hun | |
| You got a dirty face and a dirty bum | |
| Adolf Hitler would have been a chum | |
| You' re a dirty lowlife piece of scum | |
| You' re a bearded leady in the freakshow, when they look at you you let them know | |
| You can use more holes than they can show, the hate from you is quick to flow | |
| You' re so ugly | |
| The little kids want to pull your beard you stab them with your spear | |
| When they say is it real, sometimes you let them have a feel of your fist | |
| Ugly | |
| Ugly Joe |
| You got a face on the front you got a face on the back | |
| Your beard is so long it' s going down your back | |
| You' re so ugly mirrors you crack | |
| Down a back alley you' d better mind your back | |
| You' re so ugly | |
| Where others got skin you got scales | |
| You look a bit green and a bit pale | |
| At genteel conversation you' re gonna fail | |
| You' re as slimy as a garden snail | |
| You got a bird' s nest in your beard, you hang around looking weird | |
| You open your mouth saying something queer, as you drink twenty pints of beer | |
| You' re so ugly | |
| You' ve got less charm than Attila the Hun | |
| You got a dirty face and a dirty bum | |
| Adolf Hitler would have been a chum | |
| You' re a dirty lowlife piece of scum | |
| You' re a bearded leady in the freakshow, when they look at you you let them know | |
| You can use more holes than they can show, the hate from you is quick to flow | |
| You' re so ugly | |
| The little kids want to pull your beard you stab them with your spear | |
| When they say is it real, sometimes you let them have a feel of your fist | |
| Ugly | |
| Ugly Joe |
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