Song | 1st Day Out |
Artist | Twiztid |
Album | Mostasteless |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
(jamie madrox) | |
"i got another funky rhyme | |
Another funky funky rhyme | |
I got another funky rhyme | |
Another funky rhyme another funky funky rhyme" (twice) | |
"awwww shit! | |
Twizted! | |
This is my shit man! | |
They're finna remake the wicked shit! | |
Jamie spit man!" | |
(jamie madrox) | |
"now they let the gates up so i bail | |
Six shitty months pick me up from the county jail | |
Smart ass mouth even though i paid my dues | |
Chrome toilet, rolled blankets, and the rhombus shoes | |
But i ain't naggin | |
Here comes my people in the hoopty muffla draggin | |
Ain't been in the hoop ride long | |
And the two liter of moon mist is almost gone | |
Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load | |
Told my man to hook me up with a chick that he know | |
The bitch said muthafucker pick me up at three | |
Can't bitch santa don't ride your street | |
We can meet around the corner at kfc | |
You can take a cab and i'll pay the fee | |
When she showed up damn, she was out of luck | |
I forgot my wallet in the glovebox on my truck | |
Put the tab for the cab and the dinner too | |
With a knot in my sock, bitch i thought ya knew | |
Dressed to impress chewin dyntene gum | |
And i was drunk as fuck and smelled like an alley bum | |
I'm chewin on my food like a carnivore | |
Dumb bitch starin at me like and eyesore | |
Then i plopped my face in the bowl of soup | |
And slurpped every last bit up through my missin tooth | |
The bitch jumped up faster than a race | |
And told me how to bow to her face | |
So she pickin up the tab, ya know that i'ma go for mine | |
Got sone shabille 54' vengence wine | |
And a steak well done and an order of shrimp | |
Jamie madrox playin the pimp...uhh | |
Shes back now, and her hair ain't fixed | |
Probably in the bathroom kickin back takin a shit | |
But i ain't sayin nothin though | |
I ain't sayin nothin bout the muthafuckin hoe | |
Whats up bitch? your ready to break, besides how long | |
Can one fat bitch take? quit snackin | |
And pay this shit, so we can go to your crib | |
And watch a horror flick, with ya daddy | |
"your employed?" | |
"uhhhhh shit, naw" | |
(jamie madrox) | |
Your daddy's pretty fresh sweetie pie | |
I mean him, lettin me grip his ride | |
Besides, he slipped me a fifty | |
But the again i'm kinda shifty | |
Now i wanna fuck so we headed to my house | |
Fuck sittin with you parents on the couch | |
Dad i got a bitch in my room and a smile | |
Take your ass to the bar and don't come back for awhile | |
A juggalo's known for smackin ho's | |
But i need to bust nut so i switch to the mack mode | |
(monoxide child) | |
Now laurie, you know i love you | |
So why don't you just let me fuck you | |
Look bitch, i know you's a freak | |
So let me get a little kiss on my cheek | |
And i'll fuck to go hit that | |
Come on nympho, and let me hit dat | |
Tell ya what, ya let me stick it | |
And i gotta left over piece of chicken for ya | |
Ya little sewer skank | |
(violent j) | |
Ya nasty little pipe smokin money hungry bitch! | |
(monoxide child) | |
That's the shit j | |
85 bucks an hour, you wanna play | |
And that was that | |
A little smooth talkin and she was on her back | |
Ya never guess what | |
My first day out, and i caught my nut | |
(jamie maddrox & monoxide child) | |
First day out and i caught my nut (what) | |
First day out and i caught my nut (what) | |
First day out and i caught my nut (what) | |
Well shit bitch it's my first day out, and i caught my nut (4x) |
jamie madrox | |
" i got another funky rhyme | |
Another funky funky rhyme | |
I got another funky rhyme | |
Another funky rhyme another funky funky rhyme" twice | |
" awwww shit! | |
Twizted! | |
This is my shit man! | |
They' re finna remake the wicked shit! | |
Jamie spit man!" | |
jamie madrox | |
" now they let the gates up so i bail | |
Six shitty months pick me up from the county jail | |
Smart ass mouth even though i paid my dues | |
Chrome toilet, rolled blankets, and the rhombus shoes | |
But i ain' t naggin | |
Here comes my people in the hoopty muffla draggin | |
Ain' t been in the hoop ride long | |
And the two liter of moon mist is almost gone | |
Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load | |
Told my man to hook me up with a chick that he know | |
The bitch said muthafucker pick me up at three | |
Can' t bitch santa don' t ride your street | |
We can meet around the corner at kfc | |
You can take a cab and i' ll pay the fee | |
When she showed up damn, she was out of luck | |
I forgot my wallet in the glovebox on my truck | |
Put the tab for the cab and the dinner too | |
With a knot in my sock, bitch i thought ya knew | |
Dressed to impress chewin dyntene gum | |
And i was drunk as fuck and smelled like an alley bum | |
I' m chewin on my food like a carnivore | |
Dumb bitch starin at me like and eyesore | |
Then i plopped my face in the bowl of soup | |
And slurpped every last bit up through my missin tooth | |
The bitch jumped up faster than a race | |
And told me how to bow to her face | |
So she pickin up the tab, ya know that i' ma go for mine | |
Got sone shabille 54' vengence wine | |
And a steak well done and an order of shrimp | |
Jamie madrox playin the pimp... uhh | |
Shes back now, and her hair ain' t fixed | |
Probably in the bathroom kickin back takin a shit | |
But i ain' t sayin nothin though | |
I ain' t sayin nothin bout the muthafuckin hoe | |
Whats up bitch? your ready to break, besides how long | |
Can one fat bitch take? quit snackin | |
And pay this shit, so we can go to your crib | |
And watch a horror flick, with ya daddy | |
" your employed?" | |
" uhhhhh shit, naw" | |
jamie madrox | |
Your daddy' s pretty fresh sweetie pie | |
I mean him, lettin me grip his ride | |
Besides, he slipped me a fifty | |
But the again i' m kinda shifty | |
Now i wanna fuck so we headed to my house | |
Fuck sittin with you parents on the couch | |
Dad i got a bitch in my room and a smile | |
Take your ass to the bar and don' t come back for awhile | |
A juggalo' s known for smackin ho' s | |
But i need to bust nut so i switch to the mack mode | |
monoxide child | |
Now laurie, you know i love you | |
So why don' t you just let me fuck you | |
Look bitch, i know you' s a freak | |
So let me get a little kiss on my cheek | |
And i' ll fuck to go hit that | |
Come on nympho, and let me hit dat | |
Tell ya what, ya let me stick it | |
And i gotta left over piece of chicken for ya | |
Ya little sewer skank | |
violent j | |
Ya nasty little pipe smokin money hungry bitch! | |
monoxide child | |
That' s the shit j | |
85 bucks an hour, you wanna play | |
And that was that | |
A little smooth talkin and she was on her back | |
Ya never guess what | |
My first day out, and i caught my nut | |
jamie maddrox monoxide child | |
First day out and i caught my nut what | |
First day out and i caught my nut what | |
First day out and i caught my nut what | |
Well shit bitch it' s my first day out, and i caught my nut 4x |
jamie madrox | |
" i got another funky rhyme | |
Another funky funky rhyme | |
I got another funky rhyme | |
Another funky rhyme another funky funky rhyme" twice | |
" awwww shit! | |
Twizted! | |
This is my shit man! | |
They' re finna remake the wicked shit! | |
Jamie spit man!" | |
jamie madrox | |
" now they let the gates up so i bail | |
Six shitty months pick me up from the county jail | |
Smart ass mouth even though i paid my dues | |
Chrome toilet, rolled blankets, and the rhombus shoes | |
But i ain' t naggin | |
Here comes my people in the hoopty muffla draggin | |
Ain' t been in the hoop ride long | |
And the two liter of moon mist is almost gone | |
Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load | |
Told my man to hook me up with a chick that he know | |
The bitch said muthafucker pick me up at three | |
Can' t bitch santa don' t ride your street | |
We can meet around the corner at kfc | |
You can take a cab and i' ll pay the fee | |
When she showed up damn, she was out of luck | |
I forgot my wallet in the glovebox on my truck | |
Put the tab for the cab and the dinner too | |
With a knot in my sock, bitch i thought ya knew | |
Dressed to impress chewin dyntene gum | |
And i was drunk as fuck and smelled like an alley bum | |
I' m chewin on my food like a carnivore | |
Dumb bitch starin at me like and eyesore | |
Then i plopped my face in the bowl of soup | |
And slurpped every last bit up through my missin tooth | |
The bitch jumped up faster than a race | |
And told me how to bow to her face | |
So she pickin up the tab, ya know that i' ma go for mine | |
Got sone shabille 54' vengence wine | |
And a steak well done and an order of shrimp | |
Jamie madrox playin the pimp... uhh | |
Shes back now, and her hair ain' t fixed | |
Probably in the bathroom kickin back takin a shit | |
But i ain' t sayin nothin though | |
I ain' t sayin nothin bout the muthafuckin hoe | |
Whats up bitch? your ready to break, besides how long | |
Can one fat bitch take? quit snackin | |
And pay this shit, so we can go to your crib | |
And watch a horror flick, with ya daddy | |
" your employed?" | |
" uhhhhh shit, naw" | |
jamie madrox | |
Your daddy' s pretty fresh sweetie pie | |
I mean him, lettin me grip his ride | |
Besides, he slipped me a fifty | |
But the again i' m kinda shifty | |
Now i wanna fuck so we headed to my house | |
Fuck sittin with you parents on the couch | |
Dad i got a bitch in my room and a smile | |
Take your ass to the bar and don' t come back for awhile | |
A juggalo' s known for smackin ho' s | |
But i need to bust nut so i switch to the mack mode | |
monoxide child | |
Now laurie, you know i love you | |
So why don' t you just let me fuck you | |
Look bitch, i know you' s a freak | |
So let me get a little kiss on my cheek | |
And i' ll fuck to go hit that | |
Come on nympho, and let me hit dat | |
Tell ya what, ya let me stick it | |
And i gotta left over piece of chicken for ya | |
Ya little sewer skank | |
violent j | |
Ya nasty little pipe smokin money hungry bitch! | |
monoxide child | |
That' s the shit j | |
85 bucks an hour, you wanna play | |
And that was that | |
A little smooth talkin and she was on her back | |
Ya never guess what | |
My first day out, and i caught my nut | |
jamie maddrox monoxide child | |
First day out and i caught my nut what | |
First day out and i caught my nut what | |
First day out and i caught my nut what | |
Well shit bitch it' s my first day out, and i caught my nut 4x |