| Song | 1st Day Out |
| Artist | Twiztid |
| Album | Mostasteless |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| (jamie madrox) | |
| "i got another funky rhyme | |
| Another funky funky rhyme | |
| I got another funky rhyme | |
| Another funky rhyme another funky funky rhyme" (twice) | |
| "awwww shit! | |
| Twizted! | |
| This is my shit man! | |
| They're finna remake the wicked shit! | |
| Jamie spit man!" | |
| (jamie madrox) | |
| "now they let the gates up so i bail | |
| Six shitty months pick me up from the county jail | |
| Smart ass mouth even though i paid my dues | |
| Chrome toilet, rolled blankets, and the rhombus shoes | |
| But i ain't naggin | |
| Here comes my people in the hoopty muffla draggin | |
| Ain't been in the hoop ride long | |
| And the two liter of moon mist is almost gone | |
| Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load | |
| Told my man to hook me up with a chick that he know | |
| The bitch said muthafucker pick me up at three | |
| Can't bitch santa don't ride your street | |
| We can meet around the corner at kfc | |
| You can take a cab and i'll pay the fee | |
| When she showed up damn, she was out of luck | |
| I forgot my wallet in the glovebox on my truck | |
| Put the tab for the cab and the dinner too | |
| With a knot in my sock, bitch i thought ya knew | |
| Dressed to impress chewin dyntene gum | |
| And i was drunk as fuck and smelled like an alley bum | |
| I'm chewin on my food like a carnivore | |
| Dumb bitch starin at me like and eyesore | |
| Then i plopped my face in the bowl of soup | |
| And slurpped every last bit up through my missin tooth | |
| The bitch jumped up faster than a race | |
| And told me how to bow to her face | |
| So she pickin up the tab, ya know that i'ma go for mine | |
| Got sone shabille 54' vengence wine | |
| And a steak well done and an order of shrimp | |
| Jamie madrox playin the pimp...uhh | |
| Shes back now, and her hair ain't fixed | |
| Probably in the bathroom kickin back takin a shit | |
| But i ain't sayin nothin though | |
| I ain't sayin nothin bout the muthafuckin hoe | |
| Whats up bitch? your ready to break, besides how long | |
| Can one fat bitch take? quit snackin | |
| And pay this shit, so we can go to your crib | |
| And watch a horror flick, with ya daddy | |
| "your employed?" | |
| "uhhhhh shit, naw" | |
| (jamie madrox) | |
| Your daddy's pretty fresh sweetie pie | |
| I mean him, lettin me grip his ride | |
| Besides, he slipped me a fifty | |
| But the again i'm kinda shifty | |
| Now i wanna fuck so we headed to my house | |
| Fuck sittin with you parents on the couch | |
| Dad i got a bitch in my room and a smile | |
| Take your ass to the bar and don't come back for awhile | |
| A juggalo's known for smackin ho's | |
| But i need to bust nut so i switch to the mack mode | |
| (monoxide child) | |
| Now laurie, you know i love you | |
| So why don't you just let me fuck you | |
| Look bitch, i know you's a freak | |
| So let me get a little kiss on my cheek | |
| And i'll fuck to go hit that | |
| Come on nympho, and let me hit dat | |
| Tell ya what, ya let me stick it | |
| And i gotta left over piece of chicken for ya | |
| Ya little sewer skank | |
| (violent j) | |
| Ya nasty little pipe smokin money hungry bitch! | |
| (monoxide child) | |
| That's the shit j | |
| 85 bucks an hour, you wanna play | |
| And that was that | |
| A little smooth talkin and she was on her back | |
| Ya never guess what | |
| My first day out, and i caught my nut | |
| (jamie maddrox & monoxide child) | |
| First day out and i caught my nut (what) | |
| First day out and i caught my nut (what) | |
| First day out and i caught my nut (what) | |
| Well shit bitch it's my first day out, and i caught my nut (4x) |
| jamie madrox | |
| " i got another funky rhyme | |
| Another funky funky rhyme | |
| I got another funky rhyme | |
| Another funky rhyme another funky funky rhyme" twice | |
| " awwww shit! | |
| Twizted! | |
| This is my shit man! | |
| They' re finna remake the wicked shit! | |
| Jamie spit man!" | |
| jamie madrox | |
| " now they let the gates up so i bail | |
| Six shitty months pick me up from the county jail | |
| Smart ass mouth even though i paid my dues | |
| Chrome toilet, rolled blankets, and the rhombus shoes | |
| But i ain' t naggin | |
| Here comes my people in the hoopty muffla draggin | |
| Ain' t been in the hoop ride long | |
| And the two liter of moon mist is almost gone | |
| Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load | |
| Told my man to hook me up with a chick that he know | |
| The bitch said muthafucker pick me up at three | |
| Can' t bitch santa don' t ride your street | |
| We can meet around the corner at kfc | |
| You can take a cab and i' ll pay the fee | |
| When she showed up damn, she was out of luck | |
| I forgot my wallet in the glovebox on my truck | |
| Put the tab for the cab and the dinner too | |
| With a knot in my sock, bitch i thought ya knew | |
| Dressed to impress chewin dyntene gum | |
| And i was drunk as fuck and smelled like an alley bum | |
| I' m chewin on my food like a carnivore | |
| Dumb bitch starin at me like and eyesore | |
| Then i plopped my face in the bowl of soup | |
| And slurpped every last bit up through my missin tooth | |
| The bitch jumped up faster than a race | |
| And told me how to bow to her face | |
| So she pickin up the tab, ya know that i' ma go for mine | |
| Got sone shabille 54' vengence wine | |
| And a steak well done and an order of shrimp | |
| Jamie madrox playin the pimp... uhh | |
| Shes back now, and her hair ain' t fixed | |
| Probably in the bathroom kickin back takin a shit | |
| But i ain' t sayin nothin though | |
| I ain' t sayin nothin bout the muthafuckin hoe | |
| Whats up bitch? your ready to break, besides how long | |
| Can one fat bitch take? quit snackin | |
| And pay this shit, so we can go to your crib | |
| And watch a horror flick, with ya daddy | |
| " your employed?" | |
| " uhhhhh shit, naw" | |
| jamie madrox | |
| Your daddy' s pretty fresh sweetie pie | |
| I mean him, lettin me grip his ride | |
| Besides, he slipped me a fifty | |
| But the again i' m kinda shifty | |
| Now i wanna fuck so we headed to my house | |
| Fuck sittin with you parents on the couch | |
| Dad i got a bitch in my room and a smile | |
| Take your ass to the bar and don' t come back for awhile | |
| A juggalo' s known for smackin ho' s | |
| But i need to bust nut so i switch to the mack mode | |
| monoxide child | |
| Now laurie, you know i love you | |
| So why don' t you just let me fuck you | |
| Look bitch, i know you' s a freak | |
| So let me get a little kiss on my cheek | |
| And i' ll fuck to go hit that | |
| Come on nympho, and let me hit dat | |
| Tell ya what, ya let me stick it | |
| And i gotta left over piece of chicken for ya | |
| Ya little sewer skank | |
| violent j | |
| Ya nasty little pipe smokin money hungry bitch! | |
| monoxide child | |
| That' s the shit j | |
| 85 bucks an hour, you wanna play | |
| And that was that | |
| A little smooth talkin and she was on her back | |
| Ya never guess what | |
| My first day out, and i caught my nut | |
| jamie maddrox monoxide child | |
| First day out and i caught my nut what | |
| First day out and i caught my nut what | |
| First day out and i caught my nut what | |
| Well shit bitch it' s my first day out, and i caught my nut 4x |
| jamie madrox | |
| " i got another funky rhyme | |
| Another funky funky rhyme | |
| I got another funky rhyme | |
| Another funky rhyme another funky funky rhyme" twice | |
| " awwww shit! | |
| Twizted! | |
| This is my shit man! | |
| They' re finna remake the wicked shit! | |
| Jamie spit man!" | |
| jamie madrox | |
| " now they let the gates up so i bail | |
| Six shitty months pick me up from the county jail | |
| Smart ass mouth even though i paid my dues | |
| Chrome toilet, rolled blankets, and the rhombus shoes | |
| But i ain' t naggin | |
| Here comes my people in the hoopty muffla draggin | |
| Ain' t been in the hoop ride long | |
| And the two liter of moon mist is almost gone | |
| Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load | |
| Told my man to hook me up with a chick that he know | |
| The bitch said muthafucker pick me up at three | |
| Can' t bitch santa don' t ride your street | |
| We can meet around the corner at kfc | |
| You can take a cab and i' ll pay the fee | |
| When she showed up damn, she was out of luck | |
| I forgot my wallet in the glovebox on my truck | |
| Put the tab for the cab and the dinner too | |
| With a knot in my sock, bitch i thought ya knew | |
| Dressed to impress chewin dyntene gum | |
| And i was drunk as fuck and smelled like an alley bum | |
| I' m chewin on my food like a carnivore | |
| Dumb bitch starin at me like and eyesore | |
| Then i plopped my face in the bowl of soup | |
| And slurpped every last bit up through my missin tooth | |
| The bitch jumped up faster than a race | |
| And told me how to bow to her face | |
| So she pickin up the tab, ya know that i' ma go for mine | |
| Got sone shabille 54' vengence wine | |
| And a steak well done and an order of shrimp | |
| Jamie madrox playin the pimp... uhh | |
| Shes back now, and her hair ain' t fixed | |
| Probably in the bathroom kickin back takin a shit | |
| But i ain' t sayin nothin though | |
| I ain' t sayin nothin bout the muthafuckin hoe | |
| Whats up bitch? your ready to break, besides how long | |
| Can one fat bitch take? quit snackin | |
| And pay this shit, so we can go to your crib | |
| And watch a horror flick, with ya daddy | |
| " your employed?" | |
| " uhhhhh shit, naw" | |
| jamie madrox | |
| Your daddy' s pretty fresh sweetie pie | |
| I mean him, lettin me grip his ride | |
| Besides, he slipped me a fifty | |
| But the again i' m kinda shifty | |
| Now i wanna fuck so we headed to my house | |
| Fuck sittin with you parents on the couch | |
| Dad i got a bitch in my room and a smile | |
| Take your ass to the bar and don' t come back for awhile | |
| A juggalo' s known for smackin ho' s | |
| But i need to bust nut so i switch to the mack mode | |
| monoxide child | |
| Now laurie, you know i love you | |
| So why don' t you just let me fuck you | |
| Look bitch, i know you' s a freak | |
| So let me get a little kiss on my cheek | |
| And i' ll fuck to go hit that | |
| Come on nympho, and let me hit dat | |
| Tell ya what, ya let me stick it | |
| And i gotta left over piece of chicken for ya | |
| Ya little sewer skank | |
| violent j | |
| Ya nasty little pipe smokin money hungry bitch! | |
| monoxide child | |
| That' s the shit j | |
| 85 bucks an hour, you wanna play | |
| And that was that | |
| A little smooth talkin and she was on her back | |
| Ya never guess what | |
| My first day out, and i caught my nut | |
| jamie maddrox monoxide child | |
| First day out and i caught my nut what | |
| First day out and i caught my nut what | |
| First day out and i caught my nut what | |
| Well shit bitch it' s my first day out, and i caught my nut 4x |