| Why do men go crazy when a woman wears her dress so tight? | |
| Why do men go crazy when a woman wears her dress so tight? | |
| Well, it must be the same old thing that makes a tomcat fight all night. | |
| Why do all of the men try to run a big legged woman down? | |
| Why do all of the men try to run a big legged woman down? | |
| Well, it must be the same old thing that makes a bulldog love a hound. | |
| Chorus: Well, it's the same thing | |
| Well, it's the same old thing | |
| Better tell me who is to blame | |
| Well, the whole world is a-fighting all about that same thing. | |
| What makes you feel so good when your baby gets down her evening gown? | |
| What makes you feel so good when your baby gets down her evening gown? | |
| Well, it must be the same old thing that makes a preacherman lay his | |
| Bible down. | |
| Chorus |