The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) Lyrics

Song	The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)
Artist	Tom Waits
Album	Greatest Hits
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[00:00.00]	作词 : Waits
[00:11.30]	The piano has been drinking
[00:16.84]	my necktie is asleep
[00:21.73]	and the combo went back to New York
[00:27.39]	the jukebox has to take a leak
[00:32.43]	and the carpet needs a haircut
[00:37.55]	and the spotlight looks like a prison break
[00:42.86]	cause the telephone's out of cigarettes
[00:48.39]	and the balcony's on the make
[00:53.40]	and the piano has been drinking
[00:58.69]	the piano has been drinking...
[01:03.80]	and the menus are all freezing
[01:09.48]	and the lightman's blind in one eye
[01:14.08]	and he can't see out of the other
[01:19.38]	and the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
[01:25.10]	and he showed up with his mother
[01:29.90]	and the piano has been drinking
[01:35.41]	the piano has been drinking
[01:40.64]	cause the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
[01:46.60]	cream puff casper milk toast
[01:51.59]	and the owner is a mental midget
[01:56.93]	with the I.Q. of a fencepost
[02:01.86]	cause the piano has been drinking
[02:07.30]	the piano has been drinking...
[02:12.77]	and you can't find your waitress
[02:18.36]	with a Geiger counter
[02:23.10]	And she hates you and your friends
[02:27.30]	and you just can't get served
[02:31.54]	without her
[02:33.81]	and the box-office is drooling
[02:38.71]	and the bar stools are on fire
[02:44.08]	and the newspapers were fooling
[02:49.28]	and the ash-trays have retired
[02:55.04]	the piano has been drinking
[02:59.63]	the piano has been drinking
[03:05.16]	The piano has been drinking
[03:10.24]	not me, not me, not me, not me, not me

[00:00.00]	zuo ci : Waits
[00:11.30]	The piano has been drinking
[00:16.84]	my necktie is asleep
[00:21.73]	and the combo went back to New York
[00:27.39]	the jukebox has to take a leak
[00:32.43]	and the carpet needs a haircut
[00:37.55]	and the spotlight looks like a prison break
[00:42.86]	cause the telephone' s out of cigarettes
[00:48.39]	and the balcony' s on the make
[00:53.40]	and the piano has been drinking
[00:58.69]	the piano has been drinking...
[01:03.80]	and the menus are all freezing
[01:09.48]	and the lightman' s blind in one eye
[01:14.08]	and he can' t see out of the other
[01:19.38]	and the pianotuner' s got a hearing aid
[01:25.10]	and he showed up with his mother
[01:29.90]	and the piano has been drinking
[01:35.41]	the piano has been drinking
[01:40.64]	cause the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
[01:46.60]	cream puff casper milk toast
[01:51.59]	and the owner is a mental midget
[01:56.93]	with the I. Q. of a fencepost
[02:01.86]	cause the piano has been drinking
[02:07.30]	the piano has been drinking...
[02:12.77]	and you can' t find your waitress
[02:18.36]	with a Geiger counter
[02:23.10]	And she hates you and your friends
[02:27.30]	and you just can' t get served
[02:31.54]	without her
[02:33.81]	and the boxoffice is drooling
[02:38.71]	and the bar stools are on fire
[02:44.08]	and the newspapers were fooling
[02:49.28]	and the ashtrays have retired
[02:55.04]	the piano has been drinking
[02:59.63]	the piano has been drinking
[03:05.16]	The piano has been drinking
[03:10.24]	not me, not me, not me, not me, not me

[00:00.00]	zuò cí : Waits
[00:11.30]	The piano has been drinking
[00:16.84]	my necktie is asleep
[00:21.73]	and the combo went back to New York
[00:27.39]	the jukebox has to take a leak
[00:32.43]	and the carpet needs a haircut
[00:37.55]	and the spotlight looks like a prison break
[00:42.86]	cause the telephone' s out of cigarettes
[00:48.39]	and the balcony' s on the make
[00:53.40]	and the piano has been drinking
[00:58.69]	the piano has been drinking...
[01:03.80]	and the menus are all freezing
[01:09.48]	and the lightman' s blind in one eye
[01:14.08]	and he can' t see out of the other
[01:19.38]	and the pianotuner' s got a hearing aid
[01:25.10]	and he showed up with his mother
[01:29.90]	and the piano has been drinking
[01:35.41]	the piano has been drinking
[01:40.64]	cause the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
[01:46.60]	cream puff casper milk toast
[01:51.59]	and the owner is a mental midget
[01:56.93]	with the I. Q. of a fencepost
[02:01.86]	cause the piano has been drinking
[02:07.30]	the piano has been drinking...
[02:12.77]	and you can' t find your waitress
[02:18.36]	with a Geiger counter
[02:23.10]	And she hates you and your friends
[02:27.30]	and you just can' t get served
[02:31.54]	without her
[02:33.81]	and the boxoffice is drooling
[02:38.71]	and the bar stools are on fire
[02:44.08]	and the newspapers were fooling
[02:49.28]	and the ashtrays have retired
[02:55.04]	the piano has been drinking
[02:59.63]	the piano has been drinking
[03:05.16]	The piano has been drinking
[03:10.24]	not me, not me, not me, not me, not me

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