I'm Awesome

I'm Awesome Lyrics

Song I'm Awesome
Artist Spose
Album I'm Awesome
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[00:00.00] Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome
[00:02.74]
[00:03.74] I don't necessarily have to be here for this...
[00:08.77] I'm gonna keep the headphones though...
[00:10.01]
[00:11.01] Mother fucker I'm awesome!
[00:13.48] No you're not, dude don't lie
[00:14.97] I'm awesome!
[00:16.11] I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
[00:17.77] I'm awesome!
[00:18.67] A quarter of my life gone by
[00:20.36] And I met all my friends online
[00:22.28] Mother fucker I'm awesome!
[00:23.90] I will run away from a brawl
[00:25.55] I'm awesome!
[00:26.53] There's no voicemail, nobody called
[00:28.18] I'm awesome!
[00:29.13] I can't afford to buy eight balls
[00:30.79] And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
[00:32.34]
[00:33.34] You know my pants sag low (low)
[00:35.31] Even though (though) that went out of style
[00:37.37] Like ten years ago (go)
[00:38.62] Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
[00:41.21] I got little biceps,
[00:42.56] Getting fatter in the middle
[00:43.24]
[00:44.24] And lyrically I'm not the best
[00:46.37] Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
[00:49.00] So preposterous
[00:50.19] Feel the awesomeness, the most obnoxious
[00:52.58] Guest up at the sausage fest
[00:54.20] Oh yes!
[00:55.27] The girls are repulsed
[00:56.78] So I hide in my hood like i'm joining a cult (uh uhh)
[00:58.83]
[00:59.83] I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis
[01:02.07] All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
[01:04.63] Me? I'll never date an actress
[01:06.17] Got too many back zits
[01:07.50] Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
[01:10.16] Every show I do is poorly promoted and if you like this,
[01:13.50] It's cuz my little sister wrote it
[01:14.14]
[01:14.84] I'm awesome!
[01:16.11] No you're not, dude don't lie
[01:17.69] I'm awesome!
[01:18.62] I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
[01:20.19] I'm awesome!
[01:21.17] A quarter of my life gone by
[01:22.82] And I met all my friends online
[01:24.77] Mother fucker I'm awesome!
[01:26.44] I will run away from a brawl
[01:28.06] I'm awesome!
[01:29.01] There's no voicemail, nobody called
[01:30.71] I'm awesome!
[01:31.57] I can't afford to buy eight balls
[01:33.24] And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
[01:35.98] I'm awesome
[01:37.40]
[01:43.40]
[01:45.40] (Check it out)
[01:46.35] I'm from Maine and I don't hunt, nope
[01:48.21] And I can't ski
[01:49.34] Smoke weed but I can't roll blunts
[01:51.44] Might be whipped by my wifey
[01:53.02] My neck not icy
[01:54.28] Eatin at McDonalds because Subway is pricey
[01:55.96]
[01:56.96] Uh, and my unibrow is plucked
[01:59.41] Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
[02:01.83] She's like "For what?
[02:02.82] Blunt wraps and some Heinekens?
[02:04.63] You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins!"
[02:07.02] I'm like, Mom please, don't blame it on me
[02:09.68] I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve
[02:12.37] My attitude's sour but my futon's sweet,
[02:14.87] And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji
[02:16.57]
[02:17.57] Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift
[02:20.06] Can't tweet up on my Twitter
[02:21.32] Cuz I haven't done shit
[02:22.69] Bank account red, body ungroomed
[02:25.26] The only good thing about me is I'm off stage soon
[02:26.78]
[02:27.78] I'm awesome!
[02:28.75] No you're not, dude don't lie
[02:30.48] I'm awesome!
[02:31.44] I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
[02:33.02] I'm awesome!
[02:33.98] A quarter of my life gone by
[02:35.59] And I met all my friends online
[02:37.57] Mother fucker I'm awesome!
[02:39.18] I will run away from a brawl
[02:40.80] I'm awesome!
[02:41.76] There's no voicemail, nobody called
[02:43.46] I'm awesome!
[02:44.36] I can't afford to buy eight balls
[02:46.08] And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
[02:48.64] I'm awesome
[02:56.29]
[02:58.29] Futhermore I'm cornier than Ethynol
[03:00.56] Cheesier than Provolone
[03:01.89] I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home
[03:04.57] With a ego the size of Tim Duncan
[03:07.17] Even though I got shit for brains like a blumpkin
[03:09.72] I'm twenty four, serving lobster rolls
[03:12.02] Because I spent a decade filling optimos
[03:14.55] And I'm not even the bomb in Maine
[03:16.54] On my game I'm only about as sexy as John McCain
[03:19.64] Now put your hands up,
[03:20.85] If you have nightmares
[03:22.08] If you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here
[03:24.80] If you got dandruff, if you drink light beer
[03:27.34] I'm outta breath...
[03:29.18]
[03:30.18] But I'm awesome!
[03:31.24] No you're not, dude don't lie
[03:32.85] I'm awesome!
[03:33.81] I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
[03:35.47] I'm awesome!
[03:36.38] A quarter of my life gone by
[03:38.07] And I met all my friends online
[03:39.98] Mother fucker I'm awesome!
[03:41.62] I will run away from a brawl
[03:43.23] I'm awesome!
[03:44.19] There's no voicemail, nobody called
[03:45.90] I'm awesome!
[03:46.82] I can't afford to buy eight balls
[03:48.45] And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
[03:51.12] I'm awesome
[03:52.09]
[00:00.00] Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome
[00:02.74]
[00:03.74] I don' t necessarily have to be here for this...
[00:08.77] I' m gonna keep the headphones though...
[00:10.01]
[00:11.01] Mother fucker I' m awesome!
[00:13.48] No you' re not, dude don' t lie
[00:14.97] I' m awesome!
[00:16.11] I' m drivin around in my mom' s ride
[00:17.77] I' m awesome!
[00:18.67] A quarter of my life gone by
[00:20.36] And I met all my friends online
[00:22.28] Mother fucker I' m awesome!
[00:23.90] I will run away from a brawl
[00:25.55] I' m awesome!
[00:26.53] There' s no voicemail, nobody called
[00:28.18] I' m awesome!
[00:29.13] I can' t afford to buy eight balls
[00:30.79] And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
[00:32.34]
[00:33.34] You know my pants sag low low
[00:35.31] Even though though that went out of style
[00:37.37] Like ten years ago go
[00:38.62] Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
[00:41.21] I got little biceps,
[00:42.56] Getting fatter in the middle
[00:43.24]
[00:44.24] And lyrically I' m not the best
[00:46.37] Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
[00:49.00] So preposterous
[00:50.19] Feel the awesomeness, the most obnoxious
[00:52.58] Guest up at the sausage fest
[00:54.20] Oh yes!
[00:55.27] The girls are repulsed
[00:56.78] So I hide in my hood like i' m joining a cult uh uhh
[00:58.83]
[00:59.83] I' m as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis
[01:02.07] All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
[01:04.63] Me? I' ll never date an actress
[01:06.17] Got too many back zits
[01:07.50] Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
[01:10.16] Every show I do is poorly promoted and if you like this,
[01:13.50] It' s cuz my little sister wrote it
[01:14.14]
[01:14.84] I' m awesome!
[01:16.11] No you' re not, dude don' t lie
[01:17.69] I' m awesome!
[01:18.62] I' m drivin around in my mom' s ride
[01:20.19] I' m awesome!
[01:21.17] A quarter of my life gone by
[01:22.82] And I met all my friends online
[01:24.77] Mother fucker I' m awesome!
[01:26.44] I will run away from a brawl
[01:28.06] I' m awesome!
[01:29.01] There' s no voicemail, nobody called
[01:30.71] I' m awesome!
[01:31.57] I can' t afford to buy eight balls
[01:33.24] And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
[01:35.98] I' m awesome
[01:37.40]
[01:43.40]
[01:45.40] Check it out
[01:46.35] I' m from Maine and I don' t hunt, nope
[01:48.21] And I can' t ski
[01:49.34] Smoke weed but I can' t roll blunts
[01:51.44] Might be whipped by my wifey
[01:53.02] My neck not icy
[01:54.28] Eatin at McDonalds because Subway is pricey
[01:55.96]
[01:56.96] Uh, and my unibrow is plucked
[01:59.41] Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
[02:01.83] She' s like " For what?
[02:02.82] Blunt wraps and some Heinekens?
[02:04.63] You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins!"
[02:07.02] I' m like, Mom please, don' t blame it on me
[02:09.68] I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve
[02:12.37] My attitude' s sour but my futon' s sweet,
[02:14.87] And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji
[02:16.57]
[02:17.57] Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift
[02:20.06] Can' t tweet up on my Twitter
[02:21.32] Cuz I haven' t done shit
[02:22.69] Bank account red, body ungroomed
[02:25.26] The only good thing about me is I' m off stage soon
[02:26.78]
[02:27.78] I' m awesome!
[02:28.75] No you' re not, dude don' t lie
[02:30.48] I' m awesome!
[02:31.44] I' m drivin around in my mom' s ride
[02:33.02] I' m awesome!
[02:33.98] A quarter of my life gone by
[02:35.59] And I met all my friends online
[02:37.57] Mother fucker I' m awesome!
[02:39.18] I will run away from a brawl
[02:40.80] I' m awesome!
[02:41.76] There' s no voicemail, nobody called
[02:43.46] I' m awesome!
[02:44.36] I can' t afford to buy eight balls
[02:46.08] And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
[02:48.64] I' m awesome
[02:56.29]
[02:58.29] Futhermore I' m cornier than Ethynol
[03:00.56] Cheesier than Provolone
[03:01.89] I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home
[03:04.57] With a ego the size of Tim Duncan
[03:07.17] Even though I got shit for brains like a blumpkin
[03:09.72] I' m twenty four, serving lobster rolls
[03:12.02] Because I spent a decade filling optimos
[03:14.55] And I' m not even the bomb in Maine
[03:16.54] On my game I' m only about as sexy as John McCain
[03:19.64] Now put your hands up,
[03:20.85] If you have nightmares
[03:22.08] If you wouldn' t man up if there was a fight here
[03:24.80] If you got dandruff, if you drink light beer
[03:27.34] I' m outta breath...
[03:29.18]
[03:30.18] But I' m awesome!
[03:31.24] No you' re not, dude don' t lie
[03:32.85] I' m awesome!
[03:33.81] I' m drivin around in my mom' s ride
[03:35.47] I' m awesome!
[03:36.38] A quarter of my life gone by
[03:38.07] And I met all my friends online
[03:39.98] Mother fucker I' m awesome!
[03:41.62] I will run away from a brawl
[03:43.23] I' m awesome!
[03:44.19] There' s no voicemail, nobody called
[03:45.90] I' m awesome!
[03:46.82] I can' t afford to buy eight balls
[03:48.45] And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
[03:51.12] I' m awesome
[03:52.09]
[00:00.00] Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome
[00:02.74]
[00:03.74] I don' t necessarily have to be here for this...
[00:08.77] I' m gonna keep the headphones though...
[00:10.01]
[00:11.01] Mother fucker I' m awesome!
[00:13.48] No you' re not, dude don' t lie
[00:14.97] I' m awesome!
[00:16.11] I' m drivin around in my mom' s ride
[00:17.77] I' m awesome!
[00:18.67] A quarter of my life gone by
[00:20.36] And I met all my friends online
[00:22.28] Mother fucker I' m awesome!
[00:23.90] I will run away from a brawl
[00:25.55] I' m awesome!
[00:26.53] There' s no voicemail, nobody called
[00:28.18] I' m awesome!
[00:29.13] I can' t afford to buy eight balls
[00:30.79] And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
[00:32.34]
[00:33.34] You know my pants sag low low
[00:35.31] Even though though that went out of style
[00:37.37] Like ten years ago go
[00:38.62] Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
[00:41.21] I got little biceps,
[00:42.56] Getting fatter in the middle
[00:43.24]
[00:44.24] And lyrically I' m not the best
[00:46.37] Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
[00:49.00] So preposterous
[00:50.19] Feel the awesomeness, the most obnoxious
[00:52.58] Guest up at the sausage fest
[00:54.20] Oh yes!
[00:55.27] The girls are repulsed
[00:56.78] So I hide in my hood like i' m joining a cult uh uhh
[00:58.83]
[00:59.83] I' m as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis
[01:02.07] All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
[01:04.63] Me? I' ll never date an actress
[01:06.17] Got too many back zits
[01:07.50] Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
[01:10.16] Every show I do is poorly promoted and if you like this,
[01:13.50] It' s cuz my little sister wrote it
[01:14.14]
[01:14.84] I' m awesome!
[01:16.11] No you' re not, dude don' t lie
[01:17.69] I' m awesome!
[01:18.62] I' m drivin around in my mom' s ride
[01:20.19] I' m awesome!
[01:21.17] A quarter of my life gone by
[01:22.82] And I met all my friends online
[01:24.77] Mother fucker I' m awesome!
[01:26.44] I will run away from a brawl
[01:28.06] I' m awesome!
[01:29.01] There' s no voicemail, nobody called
[01:30.71] I' m awesome!
[01:31.57] I can' t afford to buy eight balls
[01:33.24] And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
[01:35.98] I' m awesome
[01:37.40]
[01:43.40]
[01:45.40] Check it out
[01:46.35] I' m from Maine and I don' t hunt, nope
[01:48.21] And I can' t ski
[01:49.34] Smoke weed but I can' t roll blunts
[01:51.44] Might be whipped by my wifey
[01:53.02] My neck not icy
[01:54.28] Eatin at McDonalds because Subway is pricey
[01:55.96]
[01:56.96] Uh, and my unibrow is plucked
[01:59.41] Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
[02:01.83] She' s like " For what?
[02:02.82] Blunt wraps and some Heinekens?
[02:04.63] You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins!"
[02:07.02] I' m like, Mom please, don' t blame it on me
[02:09.68] I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve
[02:12.37] My attitude' s sour but my futon' s sweet,
[02:14.87] And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji
[02:16.57]
[02:17.57] Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift
[02:20.06] Can' t tweet up on my Twitter
[02:21.32] Cuz I haven' t done shit
[02:22.69] Bank account red, body ungroomed
[02:25.26] The only good thing about me is I' m off stage soon
[02:26.78]
[02:27.78] I' m awesome!
[02:28.75] No you' re not, dude don' t lie
[02:30.48] I' m awesome!
[02:31.44] I' m drivin around in my mom' s ride
[02:33.02] I' m awesome!
[02:33.98] A quarter of my life gone by
[02:35.59] And I met all my friends online
[02:37.57] Mother fucker I' m awesome!
[02:39.18] I will run away from a brawl
[02:40.80] I' m awesome!
[02:41.76] There' s no voicemail, nobody called
[02:43.46] I' m awesome!
[02:44.36] I can' t afford to buy eight balls
[02:46.08] And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
[02:48.64] I' m awesome
[02:56.29]
[02:58.29] Futhermore I' m cornier than Ethynol
[03:00.56] Cheesier than Provolone
[03:01.89] I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home
[03:04.57] With a ego the size of Tim Duncan
[03:07.17] Even though I got shit for brains like a blumpkin
[03:09.72] I' m twenty four, serving lobster rolls
[03:12.02] Because I spent a decade filling optimos
[03:14.55] And I' m not even the bomb in Maine
[03:16.54] On my game I' m only about as sexy as John McCain
[03:19.64] Now put your hands up,
[03:20.85] If you have nightmares
[03:22.08] If you wouldn' t man up if there was a fight here
[03:24.80] If you got dandruff, if you drink light beer
[03:27.34] I' m outta breath...
[03:29.18]
[03:30.18] But I' m awesome!
[03:31.24] No you' re not, dude don' t lie
[03:32.85] I' m awesome!
[03:33.81] I' m drivin around in my mom' s ride
[03:35.47] I' m awesome!
[03:36.38] A quarter of my life gone by
[03:38.07] And I met all my friends online
[03:39.98] Mother fucker I' m awesome!
[03:41.62] I will run away from a brawl
[03:43.23] I' m awesome!
[03:44.19] There' s no voicemail, nobody called
[03:45.90] I' m awesome!
[03:46.82] I can' t afford to buy eight balls
[03:48.45] And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
[03:51.12] I' m awesome
[03:52.09]
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