"You Have a Good Third Husband, Joanne"

"You Have a Good Third Husband, Joanne" Lyrics

Song "You Have a Good Third Husband, Joanne"
Artist Stephen Sondheim
Album Company [2006 Broadway Revival Cast]
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[00:00.30] Robert: You have a good third husband, Joanne.
[00:02.79] He's a good man.
[00:05.33] Anyway, thank you for the evening.
[00:08.90] I'm glad I joined you.
[00:11.54] I was really feeling alone.
[00:14.92] A little depressed.
[00:18.16] I drank, but you really put it away tonight.
[00:25.50] Over the several times we've gotten together,
[00:27.09] I've had shameful hangovers, abominable.
[00:29.23] You made me do some permanent damage, (unable to hear: could be "what do you think of that?" or "you ever think of that?")
[00:33.75] I don't know what to think of the fact that you only drink with me.
[00:38.98] That is... not unflattering, I guess.
[00:47.22] I hope I don't depress you.
[00:49.70] We have good times, and it's a hoot. Yeah.
[00:56.29] Whatever you say.
[01:00.63] What are you looking at, Joanne?
[01:04.13] It's my charisma, huh? Well, stop looking at my charisma.
[01:09.68] Joanne: When are we going to make it?
[01:12.33] Robert: I beg your pardon?
[01:13.66] Joanne: When are we going to make it?
[01:18.06] Robert: What's wrong with now?
[01:19.59] Joanne: There's my place. It's free tomorrow, after two.
[01:22.52] Larry goes to his gym, then right to the office. Don't talk.
[01:25.89] Don't do your folksy routine with me.
[01:30.43] You're a terribly attractive man, the kind of man most women want, but never seem to get.
[01:39.60] I'll take care of you.
[01:44.48] Robert: Who will I take care of?
[01:49.89] Joanne: Well, did you hear yourself? Did you hear what you just said, kiddo?
[01:53.12] Robert: I didn't mean that.
[01:54.07] Joanne: I just heard a door open that's been stuck for a long time.
[01:58.30] Robert: Like I had a l--
[01:58.82] Larry: The check is paid. What's wrong?
[02:04.25] Robert: Because I have looked at that. Marriage isn't all that, and what do you get for it? What do you get?
[02:11.51] Larry: What happened?
[02:15.92] Joanne: I just did someone a big favor. Come on Larry, let's go home.
[02:25.85] Robert: What do you get?
[02:27.65] Friends: Bobby... etc.
[02:45.68] Robert: STOOOOOOOOOP!
[02:54.42] Robert: What do you get?
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